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The Fab 'End Of the World Confession Box Is Open'
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As the world may or may not be ending tomorrow - this could be your last chance to get something off your chest!
Is there anything you want to 'fess up' to? Broke your little brothers wife when you were a kid? Smashed Granny's favourite china dog as a teen? Bumped uglies with your childhood best mates GF whilst he was laid up with chicken pox and missed the school disco?
Or is there something you regret not telling someone or trying out before you pop your clogs? Always wanted to admit that you faked all those orgasms? (Men eh!) Time to confess to the Mrs that you've been wearing her smalls daily for over a year?
Roll up, roll up! Form an orderly queue - there's time for everyone! And ladies - when I said 'get it off your chest' - topless confessions are optional!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am the ultimate faker - I fake the fact that I care not a jot that I've not had any meets recently!! *sob sob, delicately dabs tear away, and smiles sweetly! * 
Oh, and me an my bruv smashed the glass top on mums table when we were fighting over a toy many moons ago (he threw it first though!)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was once party to accidentally smashing a crystal display in a store at the Bullring in Birmingham. I ran off (literally) in fear and shame, and also because I was 16 and too poor to pay for the damage.
I've never been back in case they recognise me.
I have many many others, but I wouldn't want to shock you all  |
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By *andd2Couple
over a year ago
The Dungeon |
I once cheated on a GF by having a ffm with 2 American girls at Butlins when I was a Redcoat. Now, my missus is likely to be the one organising my ffm's (as long as I reciprocate by getting her a mmf!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got the chance to see a lady who posts quite often on the forums at Chams a few times this year, when we attended. Never played and not sure she would even want to.
But just as nice as she looks on her profile.
Stunning! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I was 17 I rolled a joint in a church toilet... And used a page out of the bible as roach. (Disclaimer : I no longer use narcotics).. I also gsve my bf at the time a bj in the same toilet  "
Goin straight to hell for that lot! Don't worry, I'll hold your hand on the way  |
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"When I was 17 I rolled a joint in a church toilet... And used a page out of the bible as roach. (Disclaimer : I no longer use narcotics).. I also gsve my bf at the time a bj in the same toilet
Goin straight to hell for that lot! Don't worry, I'll hold your hand on the way "
Can I join you both as I am sure I'm heading in the same direction....! Maybe have some fun on the way down : -D |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is a fab 'fess - I get rather aroused in the old frilly area whilst chatting to a certain fellow on here - it doesn't even have to be sexual - what a clever man he is! 
(when I see the fireballs in the sky tomorrow, I'll divulge his identity!) |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
I m sure there's something I should fess up to but as I am boringly honest I tend to own up to stuff straight away. However there's no doubt at all I am going to hell so see you all there. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"I was once party to accidentally smashing a crystal display in a store at the Bullring in Birmingham. I ran off (literally) in fear and shame, and also because I was 16 and too poor to pay for the damage."
Shops can't make you pay for damaging items as, until you buy them, they don't belong to you. Not that I am advocating going Hulk in a china shop, just saying those 'you broke it you buy it' signs are actually unenforceable. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a fab 'fess - I get rather aroused in the old frilly area whilst chatting to a certain fellow on here - it doesn't even have to be sexual - what a clever man he is!
(when I see the fireballs in the sky tomorrow, I'll divulge his identity!) "
what if it's an earthquake? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a fab 'fess - I get rather aroused in the old frilly area whilst chatting to a certain fellow on here - it doesn't even have to be sexual - what a clever man he is!
(when I see the fireballs in the sky tomorrow, I'll divulge his identity!)
what if it's an earthquake?"
Then I'll just think the chat got sexual, earth moving and all that malarky! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is a fab 'fess - I get rather aroused in the old frilly area whilst chatting to a certain fellow on here - it doesn't even have to be sexual - what a clever man he is!
(when I see the fireballs in the sky tomorrow, I'll divulge his identity!)
what if it's an earthquake?
Then I'll just think the chat got sexual, earth moving and all that malarky! "
could you type having these thoughts while everything is vibrating? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what if it's an earthquake?
Then I'll just think the chat got sexual, earth moving and all that malarky!
could you type having these thoughts while everything is vibrating?"
Who says I'm not vibrating right now, as I type! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"what if it's an earthquake?
Then I'll just think the chat got sexual, earth moving and all that malarky!
could you type having these thoughts while everything is vibrating?
Who says I'm not vibrating right now, as I type! "
well flood warnings have been on the news |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what if it's an earthquake?
Then I'll just think the chat got sexual, earth moving and all that malarky!
could you type having these thoughts while everything is vibrating?
Who says I'm not vibrating right now, as I type!
well flood warnings have been on the news"
Wetter than a wet thing on a wet day here - the weather that is! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dune  Dune????? Naaaaaaaa.. Not posh enough for your standard. I will ask VERTU to start making customised shoes and bags just for you "
Brilliant, hope you've got a big cc then
I've worn M's out  |
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"When I was 17 I rolled a joint in a church toilet... And used a page out of the bible as roach. (Disclaimer : I no longer use narcotics).. I also gsve my bf at the time a bj in the same toilet
Goin straight to hell for that lot! Don't worry, I'll hold your hand on the way "
Thanks!! It'll be nice to have some company on the way... |
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I confess that on 31st December 1999, I got a bit bored that the Millenium Bug hadn't caused mayhem so I faked The Mayan Calendar and planted it in a location where it would be found a few years later.
As it was getting near to the time I had to go out, I called a quick stop to the project and wrote on December 21st 2012 that the world would end.
I didn't realise it would work even better than my last little effort of The Hitler Diaries.... |
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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
I need to confess that i almost got married after 5 years of relationship. But the little eyes girl disappear a week before the big day. Her excuse: her chinese dad refused to give us his blessing due to my skin even thou her japanese mum was ok with it. The whole thing put me off marriage and i am a happy man now |
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Me and my sister knocked all the heads of my mums rabbit ornaments that was in the window when we where fighting. We glued them back on hoping she wouldnt notice. When she found out i blamed it all on my sister |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well, when I was 12 my sister had her german exchange student friend come and stay with us for a week. She was 16 and totally gorgeous, and came complete with hairy armpits. I used to take her a cup of tea in the mornings as I knew she slept with no knickers on and she always got out of bed without thinking about a horny young boy being in the room - legs wide open ... I loved her. |
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"When I was 17 I rolled a joint in a church toilet... And used a page out of the bible as roach. (Disclaimer : I no longer use narcotics).. I also gsve my bf at the time a bj in the same toilet "
Serious marks for style there.... You didn't disclaim that you have given up profoundly insulting religious monuments. Perhaps we can claim that you were performing some kind of consecration? Nuns were allowed sex until Benny-dicked-em and that was just some whacky incense right?
I am minded of a story concerning my mates missus who nicked a few quid that was under a candle in front of the wooden saint statue in her mums Catholic household. It was being used as an offertory and she was desperate for a packet of fags at the time......
The candle moved position in the pilfering process and burned the saint's head clean off.... Ouch...Cursed over several life times I would say....
On the Mayan calendar I really do think that the guy either died, decided he had enough or ran out of stone but still and excuse for a good thread eh? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I was 17 I rolled a joint in a church toilet... And used a page out of the bible as roach. (Disclaimer : I no longer use narcotics).. I also gsve my bf at the time a bj in the same toilet
Goin straight to hell for that lot! Don't worry, I'll hold your hand on the way "
Think we might all be going that way! book a coach but hey at it least it will be warm! naked bbq!!! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We were in the Science Museum in London and there was this large display on the universe with a glass panel which must of been about ten foot square , Mrs J touched it and an enormous crack shot across the panel which then sagged.
We cleared off pretty smartish . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I was 17 I rolled a joint in a church toilet... And used a page out of the bible as roach. (Disclaimer : I no longer use narcotics).. I also gsve my bf at the time a bj in the same toilet
Goin straight to hell for that lot! Don't worry, I'll hold your hand on the way
Can I join you both as I am sure I'm heading in the same direction....! Maybe have some fun on the way down : -D "
I'll draw you a map, it's where I take most my holidays |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
Firstly, I wasnt always fat (needed to explain this before my confession)
When I was 7 or 8 I broke my mums indoor washing line trying to do the Krypton Factor assault course in the bathroom |
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So we are still here then?
I was speaking with an astrologer mate of mine and it seem that several sum's in different galaxies were in alignment on 21st. The last time this happened was 26000 years ago....
This fully marks the age of Aquarius which is partly to do with mass communication and globalization. I have spent time during the last couple of months in central Europe the UK and Africa and they are all listening to Gangam Style from South Korea... Go figure... |
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