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over a year ago
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I think its terrible to be honest, getting his bum out all of the time, just an ego thing.
You wouldnt catch me taking loads of pics of myself, totally bloody vain in my opinion  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But I do want to see a bending right over showing pendulous balls with a bit of mistletoe stuck up the ass
Er... see the other me for that one   "
But you'd be kissed under the mistletoe silly!!! Think man , think!  |
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There are some very disturbed ladies on this site and that's why I love it!!! lol
However, I am not sticking holly up my ass not even for Christmas!!! 
But... if I were... who is this Holly and is she a considerate lover???  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"There are some very disturbed ladies on this site and that's why I love it!!! lol
However, I am not sticking holly up my ass not even for Christmas!!!
But... if I were... who is this Holly and is she a considerate lover??? "
Its mistletoe for kissing under, and it doesn't have prickles on like holly. So man up and drop yer trousers! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There are some very disturbed ladies on this site and that's why I love it!!! lol
However, I am not sticking holly up my ass not even for Christmas!!!
But... if I were... who is this Holly and is she a considerate lover??? "
We wouldn't be so cruel as to suggest such a spiky, hurty bit of greenery - the aforementioned shrubbery was in fact mistletoe - the kissing under kind! |
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By *acci OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Ermmmmmm I'm afraid I don't have any mistletoe to hand to put up my butt.
Otherwise it would be nestling in my sphincter as we speak! Honest!  "
\come here n i will give you a helping hand |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Personally I think Funky's bum has an attitude problem  xx
You don't know the half. When it won Fab's Best Arse of the Year it said it was going it alone and that it didn't need me anymore  "
Thats whats been spotted roaming the mountain hereabouts, |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Personally I think Funky's bum has an attitude problem xx
You don't know the half. When it won Fab's Best Arse of the Year it said it was going it alone and that it didn't need me anymore "
Well I can see that it needs to do what's best. No point reaching for the moon when it can reach for the stars.... However you do need to kurb it in a bit. It won't get anywhere with its ego... And as u raised it that's just bad parenting on your part.... Bad funky! Lol   |
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"Personally I think Funky's bum has an attitude problem xx
You don't know the half. When it won Fab's Best Arse of the Year it said it was going it alone and that it didn't need me anymore
Well I can see that it needs to do what's best. No point reaching for the moon when it can reach for the stars.... However you do need to kurb it in a bit. It won't get anywhere with its ego... And as u raised it that's just bad parenting on your part.... Bad funky! Lol "
lulz she said moon when she was talking about bottoms lololol |
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"I have to say funky you are now on my list of "bums to look at to cheer me up" yours is definitely a very delicious one!! "
Why thank you my dear.
Erm hold on, do you mean it cheers you up as in you like to laugh at it???  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have to say funky you are now on my list of "bums to look at to cheer me up" yours is definitely a very delicious one!!
Why thank you my dear.
Erm hold on, do you mean it cheers you up as in you like to laugh at it??? "
No I mean one to put wicked thoughts in my head!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Personally I think Funky's bum has an attitude problem xx
You don't know the half. When it won Fab's Best Arse of the Year it said it was going it alone and that it didn't need me anymore "
Yes I went through this with my boobs a year ago. They turned their back on me and told me that I was the one bringing them down, cramping their style. They upped and left one day, said they didnt need me. They were gone only 2 weeks before coming back, tail stuck between em, begging to be part of me again.
I did forgive them, sort of, I always remind them of their betrayal every now and again. Its hard when youve been there for them, through thick and thin and once they start getting attention they think they dont need you anymore |
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"Ermmmmmm I'm afraid I don't have any mistletoe to hand to put up my butt.
Otherwise it would be nestling in my sphincter as we speak! Honest! "
Funny old thing, I've got a bulk order on its way as a matter of fact! |
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"Personally I think Funky's bum has an attitude problem xx
You don't know the half. When it won Fab's Best Arse of the Year it said it was going it alone and that it didn't need me anymore
Yes I went through this with my boobs a year ago. They turned their back on me and told me that I was the one bringing them down, cramping their style. They upped and left one day, said they didnt need me. They were gone only 2 weeks before coming back, tail stuck between em, begging to be part of me again.
I did forgive them, sort of, I always remind them of their betrayal every now and again. Its hard when youve been there for them, through thick and thin and once they start getting attention they think they dont need you anymore "
Imagine if your knockers and my ass got together! They would be insufferable! |
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