After maybe one or two too many drinks a secretary at our firm was with a bunch of colleagues when the CEO approached and asked if they were having a good night. She replied saying you are a big guy so I'm sure you have a big cock but I bet it isn't as big as my boyfriends. Awkward silence before he said he must move on. Her line manager said that wasn't really appropriate to which she replied, why don't you f@&k off you c^&t. She left the following day.
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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago
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I remember my dad working in a car dealership in Coventry, he didn't go to the Christmas do and went to work on the Monday to discover one of his colleagues had been arrested for stabbing another colleague who was in hospital!  |
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"I feel like stories like this are what happens when companies pay for open bars rather than give just one free beer token  "
I must work for the wrong companies, because they never put money behind the bar... |
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Was having post drinks in the pub after an office party. One of the secretaries walked up to where I was sitting and demanded she sat on my lap! I was happy to let her but said "No bouncing or wriggling". She did just that for a few minutes.  |
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And certainly not the best Christmas party, but definitely the most memorable was when my drinks were getting spiked without my knowledge and I ended up breaking my ankle, trimalleolar fracture and nearly lost my foot
So if you have a colleague who doesn't drink, then please respect that, my injuries were irreversible and I know have an ankle full of metalwork |
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By *ohn KanakaMan
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"And certainly not the best Christmas party, but definitely the most memorable was when my drinks were getting spiked without my knowledge and I ended up breaking my ankle, trimalleolar fracture and nearly lost my foot
So if you have a colleague who doesn't drink, then please respect that, my injuries were irreversible and I know have an ankle full of metalwork "
That's awful!!
Why would people do that? |
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"And certainly not the best Christmas party, but definitely the most memorable was when my drinks were getting spiked without my knowledge and I ended up breaking my ankle, trimalleolar fracture and nearly lost my foot
So if you have a colleague who doesn't drink, then please respect that, my injuries were irreversible and I know have an ankle full of metalwork
That's awful!!
Why would people do that?"
Because people think it's funny I guess.
And it was my boss and because it was a works party she got disciplined for it, eventually sacked.
I didn't press charges because her losing her job was enough and she would of found it hard enough to get a job in Childcare without a record to add to the mix. |
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"And certainly not the best Christmas party, but definitely the most memorable was when my drinks were getting spiked without my knowledge and I ended up breaking my ankle, trimalleolar fracture and nearly lost my foot
So if you have a colleague who doesn't drink, then please respect that, my injuries were irreversible and I know have an ankle full of metalwork
That's awful!!
Why would people do that?
Because people think it's funny I guess.
And it was my boss and because it was a works party she got disciplined for it, eventually sacked.
I didn't press charges because her losing her job was enough and she would of found it hard enough to get a job in Childcare without a record to add to the mix. "
Bloody hell!!!  xx |
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My friends and former colleagues will live long in memory of what happens when you have a free bar and no food. Throw into the mix a simmering tension either sexual or dislike and you get this.
So pissed you've handed one of your credit cards to the barman telling him to get what he wants. He did but nothing from the party.
Have fight with another employee over a hand towel. Tbf, the other employee started it and got away with it. My colleague lost his job.
After being chucked out of said party. Met one of the receptionist, also had been asked to leave for d*unkenness and getting her tits out. He's a tall good looking fit ex para, she's a sweet south London girl, very attractive out of uniform, she looks amazing on this night. They wake up early next morning as her boyfriend comes home from his night shift. Exit her flat, half dressed through her overgrown garden,sustaining injuries as a result. Responding to call for help. I collect him with my then girlfriend. We go back for his card and coat. While waiting for the place to open. His phone rings and dings.
Also two of our more elderly employees managed to stay nearby at the local A&E , one with a broken ankle the other with concussion.
Two employees top and tailed but one filled the hotel bed with a pool of his own water!!
The department has only been invited to one other party since. Impressive in that there's only one employee left from that time.
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Our company Christmas parties got banned for a few years due to bad behaviour. 
