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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Warehouse worker. The men would openly talk about my body, as if I wasn’t there. I lasted a month. So basically an entire month longer than I should have. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Putting my hand up a chickens arse and pulling its guts out for 8 hours a day was 10 times better than the retail management job I left to go and do that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I went for a job interview and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible." |
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Door to door sales… advertised the job to be 50k a
Year.. that was wow to someone in their 20’s lol so took it.. lasted one an hour and quit! The sales guy that I had to follow around.. well if he was luck he would have earned £50 the whole week lol no sure how that adds up to 50k a year.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh god a fucking farm chucking out all the ugly potatoes.
Only did it for a summer before I felt I was losing my fucking mind. The machines were so loud you couldn't even chat to anyone. Just stand and, throw away a disgusting looking potato when it comes.
I forgot about that til now. Thanks team. |
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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago
Not all that North of North London |
I mean the one that I walked out of on the first morning as the package didn't match what they'd promised was grim. Or the one I walked out on after being propositioned wasnt great either. But I guess the one where i was systematically bullied over several months before attempting suicide wins this title by a considerable margin! |
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Lathe operator. First job after leaving college, I was told it was £100 a week, my first paypacket I got £35.
I got my stuff and walked out, never bothered talking to them as I walked past them both on the way out. |
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By *batMan
over a year ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
"I’ve done some truly horrible jobs as part of my actual job, very few are suitable for discussion in a public forum"
Same here. Mostly involving dead people!!
Gbat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Started as a production operative at a crappy window company ended up doing the line equipment maintenance, fabrication and welding, store room assist, loading and unloading and product line work all with no pay increase and a redundancy notice at the end as a thank you. |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
Frozen food factory. Peas mainly. 16 hrs a day stood at a deafening conveyor belt having to pick out everything that shouldn't go into a bag of frozen peas: pea pods, stones, bits of voles & harvest mice etc. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Frozen food factory. Peas mainly. 16 hrs a day stood at a deafening conveyor belt having to pick out everything that shouldn't go into a bag of frozen peas: pea pods, stones, bits of voles & harvest mice etc. "
Basically same as mine. We can bond over that post coitus x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tampon packer.
Nope I’m not even joking. They came into the factory loose in massive cardboard boxes, would get dumped into a trough above a conveyor belt lined with people. Person at the start would fold and hot glue the little cardboard board that goes on the shop shelve. That goes onto the line and everyone down the line grabs a handful of tampons and stuffs them into the small box. Which then goes into…. You’ve got it, another big box. So mind numbing !! |
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Believe it or not.
Milk man.
I've been in the building trade over 35 years.
I briefly tried to get out and milk man was way harder.
Ridiculously long hours poor working conditions and crap money.
Used to start before midnight and if I was lucky I'd get home around 2 in the afternoon 6 days a week then Sunday doing my books.
Getting chased by muggers in the middle of the night,no toilet facilities, attacked by badgers Foxes and dog's.
Constantly covered in spiders from walking into webs.
Lonely and relentless workload. |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
"Frozen food factory. Peas mainly. 16 hrs a day stood at a deafening conveyor belt having to pick out everything that shouldn't go into a bag of frozen peas: pea pods, stones, bits of voles & harvest mice etc.
Basically same as mine. We can bond over that post coitus x"
Fuck me sideways... Your pillow talk is on point |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
"Believe it or not.
Milk man.
I've been in the building trade over 35 years.
I briefly tried to get out and milk man was way harder.
Ridiculously long hours poor working conditions and crap money.
Used to start before midnight and if I was lucky I'd get home around 2 in the afternoon 6 days a week then Sunday doing my books.
Getting chased by muggers in the middle of the night,no toilet facilities, attacked by badgers Foxes and dog's.
Constantly covered in spiders from walking into webs.
Lonely and relentless workload."
We have a winner. Anything involving spiders is officially the Worst Job in the World. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I was a kid living in Lincolnshire we used to make extra pocket money at holiday times daffodil picking.
Really hard work and makes hands really sore."
when i was a kodci used a circular saw blade as a ninja throwing star and cut the heads off in the botanic gardens |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've done many different jobs over the years and one which I didn't like was promoting premium rate telephone numbers.
Basically advertising dial a wank 09 numbers. I lost money in that job. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Warehouse worker. The men would openly talk about my body, as if I wasn’t there. I lasted a month. So basically an entire month longer than I should have."
I can imagine it must of been like a day on fab then  |
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Manager of weekly credit finance company specialising in high risk clients. I had the unenviable task of having single parents crying their eyes out for a high interest small loan which I knew they wouldn't be able to keep up the payments on which if I didn't deliver on, Christmas wasn't going to happen for their two point four children. Needless to say having been born with a conscience I didn't last long in that job. |
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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago
Not all that North of North London |
"Manager of weekly credit finance company specialising in high risk clients. I had the unenviable task of having single parents crying their eyes out for a high interest small loan which I knew they wouldn't be able to keep up the payments on which if I didn't deliver on, Christmas wasn't going to happen for their two point four children. Needless to say having been born with a conscience I didn't last long in that job."
I think I had an interview with them, doorstep collections for the repayments? I didn't last the interview, not least because being mugged was apparently a real risk! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Frozen food factory. Peas mainly. 16 hrs a day stood at a deafening conveyor belt having to pick out everything that shouldn't go into a bag of frozen peas: pea pods, stones, bits of voles & harvest mice etc. "
Did that too, 12 hour shifts, outdoors, on nights in all weather |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Potato picking back in the 90s, absolutely back breaking stuff "
As a lad my mother did lots of veg/fruit picking and I went with her. When I was a little older I spent a season potato picking. Hardest work ever. |
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I got a job in a local seafood factory many years ago.....the day i started, i had a 2 hour induction, followed by being put to work on the factory floor.
My job involved taking trays of flash frozen fish from a conveyor belt, and stacking them on pallets....1 and a half hours later it was lunchtime.....i walked out to my car and kept driving.....it was sucking my soul ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After leaving school I got a job working in an old fashioned fish processor. On what is called the "North wall" in Grimsby. A concrete structure sticking out into the North sea. In Winter it was bitter. We used to v-bone sea bream and they had buckets of hot water on the bench to dip our hands in periodically to stop frostbite. Skinning catfish in open machines when you could not feel your fingers was a risk. Blast freezer with no protection. Deliveries stood on the back of an old truck wending its way around the dock, throwing heavy blocks of frozen fish. And more |
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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago
Northampton |
Trussing chickens in a refrigerated factory... I lasted 2 days, it was like I had suddenly developed chronic arthritis and I could barely move my fingers... And having to walk past lorries full of clucking chickens didn't help either  |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
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"After leaving school I got a job working in an old fashioned fish processor. On what is called the "North wall" in Grimsby. A concrete structure sticking out into the North sea. In Winter it was bitter. We used to v-bone sea bream and they had buckets of hot water on the bench to dip our hands in periodically to stop frostbite. Skinning catfish in open machines when you could not feel your fingers was a risk. Blast freezer with no protection. Deliveries stood on the back of an old truck wending its way around the dock, throwing heavy blocks of frozen fish. And more"
Having lived in Grimsby till I left home it's bitter up there in the summer as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was an 'oil boy' back in my early working days.
Basically I had to oil up beautiful women with baby oil before each of their bikini competitions.
Hard ain't the word ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In the middle of a blizzard l had to clear out by hand 4' deep holes of mud gravel and icy water to reveal bolts ready to receive giant steel supports for a building,16 of them, mortgage rate was 16.5% ,so had to do it to pay bills ,coldest l have ever been . |
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By *ANDA!Man
over a year ago
DUMFRIES |
Local free paper delivery on a Friday when I was about 10. Got 2p a paper, route was so big had to bike it, was about 6 miles long total. But they were kinda isolated houses, not build up areas. Used to get about £4 a week. |
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