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Can someone please find me a GF!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I promise it's not just for Xmas, I'll keep her after!"
You say that now but wait til she's wanting walks all the time and shits in your shoes. Who'd need to deal with that if we get you one? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I promise it's not just for Xmas, I'll keep her after!
You say that now but wait til she's wanting walks all the time and shits in your shoes. Who'd need to deal with that if we get you one? "
Do all women do this?? I thought it was just my bad luck |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I promise it's not just for Xmas, I'll keep her after!
I bet you a 6 pack of walkers salt & vinegar crisps you won’t keep her after  "
Ewww I don't want those  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gluten free?
That's fine as long as she's not vegan!
I hear she likes meatballs so definitely not vegan."
That works, can you please send her over to me first class   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I promise it's not just for Xmas, I'll keep her after!
I bet you a 6 pack of walkers salt & vinegar crisps you won’t keep her after
Ewww I don't want those "
Cheese & onion then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Too far away for me to offer myself up for Christmas, you probably wouldn't want to keep me after Christmas anyway so saves us all some heartache in the long run |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I promise it's not just for Xmas, I'll keep her after!
I bet you a 6 pack of walkers salt & vinegar crisps you won’t keep her after
Ewww I don't want those
Cheese & onion then "
You have a deal  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Too far away for me to offer myself up for Christmas, you probably wouldn't want to keep me after Christmas anyway so saves us all some heartache in the long run "
Too far away is the story of my life |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I promise it's not just for Xmas, I'll keep her after!
Wait till day after boxing day and save yourself a fortune.
Not to be confused with The Sales "
Do you refrain from girlfriend a week before Valentines Day too? |
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"I promise it's not just for Xmas, I'll keep her after!
Wait till day after boxing day and save yourself a fortune.
Not to be confused with The Sales
Do you refrain from girlfriend a week before Valentines Day too?"
Look out for the three for £2 offers on cards saying "To the ONE I Love". |
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