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"I don’t have a nan so I’m out I’m afraid
Aunty Joan? no nan here either or aunty's or sisters etc ...x
The seating arrangements are negotiable  "
just hoping I can sit on your lap  |
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"Fab if you’d have me round for a week at Christmas, make love to me twice a day and let me sit next to your Nan for Christmas dinner. "
I don't have a nan but everything else is a big hell yes  |
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"I don’t have a nan so I’m out I’m afraid
Aunty Joan? no nan here either or aunty's or sisters etc ...x
The seating arrangements are negotiable just hoping I can sit on your lap "
Now that would be a merry Christmas.
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"Fab if you’d have me round for a week at Christmas, make love to me twice a day and let me sit next to your Nan for Christmas dinner.
I don't have a nan but everything else is a big hell yes "
Ooh what a cracker to pull. |
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"Fab if you’d have me round for a week at Christmas, make love to me twice a day and let me sit next to your Nan for Christmas dinner.
I don't have a nan but everything else is a big hell yes
Ooh what a cracker to pull. "
And there's no tat inside this cracker  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don’t have a nan so I’m out I’m afraid
Aunty Joan? no nan here either or aunty's or sisters etc ...x
The seating arrangements are negotiable just hoping I can sit on your lap
Now that would be a merry Christmas.
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it sure would x |
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"Fab if you’d have me round for a week at Christmas, make love to me twice a day and let me sit next to your Nan for Christmas dinner.
I don't have a nan but everything else is a big hell yes
Ooh what a cracker to pull.
And there's no tat inside this cracker "
I hope it goes with a bang. |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat |
"Fab if you’d have me round for a week at Christmas, make love to me twice a day and let me sit next to your Nan for Christmas dinner. "
If you don't mind sitting between my dad and son in law with fairy lights adorning your cock you'd be more than welcome chez moi |
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You can come by if you're good with your hands..
That way you can put together all the crafting sets the kids get. Maybe even tackle the ones I couldn't face from last year. How do you fancy knitting a unicorn?  Ho ho ho |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fab if you’d have me round for a week at Christmas, make love to me twice a day and let me sit next to your Nan for Christmas dinner.
If you don't mind sitting between my dad and son in law with fairy lights adorning your cock you'd be more than welcome chez moi"
What to talk to your dad about...will he ask how I know you?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You can come by if you're good with your hands..
That way you can put together all the crafting sets the kids get. Maybe even tackle the ones I couldn't face from last year. How do you fancy knitting a unicorn? Ho ho ho"
To be fair the first part sounds fun. Fuck the unicorns though |
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"You can come by if you're good with your hands..
That way you can put together all the crafting sets the kids get. Maybe even tackle the ones I couldn't face from last year. How do you fancy knitting a unicorn? Ho ho ho
To be fair the first part sounds fun. Fuck the unicorns though "
You can do that if that's your kink - but you'd have to knit it first |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You can come by if you're good with your hands..
That way you can put together all the crafting sets the kids get. Maybe even tackle the ones I couldn't face from last year. How do you fancy knitting a unicorn? Ho ho ho
To be fair the first part sounds fun. Fuck the unicorns though
You can do that if that's your kink - but you'd have to knit it first "
Nah I think it would get pretty hot and not in the fun way!
I just wanna make some kids crafting sets team, c'mon, be gentle with me! |
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"Fab if you’d have me round for a week at Christmas, make love to me twice a day and let me sit next to your Nan for Christmas dinner.
If you don't mind sitting between my dad and son in law with fairy lights adorning your cock you'd be more than welcome chez moi"
Marvellous I’ll bring a bottle of baileys and a tin of shortbread. |
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"You can come by if you're good with your hands..
That way you can put together all the crafting sets the kids get. Maybe even tackle the ones I couldn't face from last year. How do you fancy knitting a unicorn? Ho ho ho"
That would be loads of fun. Will I need power tools. |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat |
"Fab if you’d have me round for a week at Christmas, make love to me twice a day and let me sit next to your Nan for Christmas dinner.
If you don't mind sitting between my dad and son in law with fairy lights adorning your cock you'd be more than welcome chez moi
What to talk to your dad about...will he ask how I know you?!"
Say what? That invite was for Fiddlesticks. You want to come to?! Oh go on then, I've got a spare seat and I always over cook. The fairy lights aren't optional tho |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat |
"Fab if you’d have me round for a week at Christmas, make love to me twice a day and let me sit next to your Nan for Christmas dinner.
If you don't mind sitting between my dad and son in law with fairy lights adorning your cock you'd be more than welcome chez moi
Marvellous I’ll bring a bottle of baileys and a tin of shortbread. "
True gent. Thank you  |
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You are welcome to come around, just be aware I am working 12hr night shifts all over Christmas.
So need to pick me up from work at 7am, probably covered in blood or vomit. Take me home, run me a bath, try and get me out of 5 layers of thermals and waterproofs. Do not let me drown in bath. Get me to bed, where I will immediately fall asleep and snore loudly.
Then try and wake me up 8 hrs later, feed me and take me to work.
Repeat as necessary.
If you want a shag, get on with it. Just don't bloody wake me up.
As for Christmas dinner, sit wherever you can find space, wherever my tribe are having it. Bring me dinner home.
Do not wake me for opening of presents.
Do not prop me up in corner and put party hat on me.
Let sleeping morphia's lie.
So, when can I expect you?
Ps. Wash the dishes and tidy up a bit will you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fab if you’d have me round for a week at Christmas, make love to me twice a day and let me sit next to your Nan for Christmas dinner.
If you don't mind sitting between my dad and son in law with fairy lights adorning your cock you'd be more than welcome chez moi
What to talk to your dad about...will he ask how I know you?!
Say what? That invite was for Fiddlesticks. You want to come to?! Oh go on then, I've got a spare seat and I always over cook. The fairy lights aren't optional tho"
Oh I tied him to a chair, glued some fur to my chest and took his place. You'd never know. I'd say his catchphrase all the time as well when accidentally spilling a little gravy. |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat |
"Fab if you’d have me round for a week at Christmas, make love to me twice a day and let me sit next to your Nan for Christmas dinner.
If you don't mind sitting between my dad and son in law with fairy lights adorning your cock you'd be more than welcome chez moi
What to talk to your dad about...will he ask how I know you?!
Say what? That invite was for Fiddlesticks. You want to come to?! Oh go on then, I've got a spare seat and I always over cook. The fairy lights aren't optional tho
Oh I tied him to a chair, glued some fur to my chest and took his place. You'd never know. I'd say his catchphrase all the time as well when accidentally spilling a little gravy."
When you say glued some fur to your chest... You're not talking about your poor pussy are you?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fab if you’d have me round for a week at Christmas, make love to me twice a day and let me sit next to your Nan for Christmas dinner.
If you don't mind sitting between my dad and son in law with fairy lights adorning your cock you'd be more than welcome chez moi
What to talk to your dad about...will he ask how I know you?!
Say what? That invite was for Fiddlesticks. You want to come to?! Oh go on then, I've got a spare seat and I always over cook. The fairy lights aren't optional tho
Oh I tied him to a chair, glued some fur to my chest and took his place. You'd never know. I'd say his catchphrase all the time as well when accidentally spilling a little gravy.
When you say glued some fur to your chest... You're not talking about your poor pussy are you? "
No! Some local stray silly!
(Disclaimer no intentions to harm any animals in this thread - the fur would be plucked directly from Fiddlesticks in some dominant torture. It's ok he likes it, probably) |
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"Fab if you’d have me round for a week at Christmas, make love to me twice a day and let me sit next to your Nan for Christmas dinner.
If you don't mind sitting between my dad and son in law with fairy lights adorning your cock you'd be more than welcome chez moi
Marvellous I’ll bring a bottle of baileys and a tin of shortbread.
True gent. Thank you "
One tries. |
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"You are welcome to come around, just be aware I am working 12hr night shifts all over Christmas.
So need to pick me up from work at 7am, probably covered in blood or vomit. Take me home, run me a bath, try and get me out of 5 layers of thermals and waterproofs. Do not let me drown in bath. Get me to bed, where I will immediately fall asleep and snore loudly.
Then try and wake me up 8 hrs later, feed me and take me to work.
Repeat as necessary.
If you want a shag, get on with it. Just don't bloody wake me up.
As for Christmas dinner, sit wherever you can find space, wherever my tribe are having it. Bring me dinner home.
Do not wake me for opening of presents.
Do not prop me up in corner and put party hat on me.
Let sleeping morphia's lie.
So, when can I expect you?
Ps. Wash the dishes and tidy up a bit will you "
What will you do with all your spare time.
Oh and where do you keep the hoover. |
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"Fab if you’d have me round for a week at Christmas, make love to me twice a day and let me sit next to your Nan for Christmas dinner.
If you don't mind sitting between my dad and son in law with fairy lights adorning your cock you'd be more than welcome chez moi
What to talk to your dad about...will he ask how I know you?!
Say what? That invite was for Fiddlesticks. You want to come to?! Oh go on then, I've got a spare seat and I always over cook. The fairy lights aren't optional tho
Oh I tied him to a chair, glued some fur to my chest and took his place. You'd never know. I'd say his catchphrase all the time as well when accidentally spilling a little gravy.
When you say glued some fur to your chest... You're not talking about your poor pussy are you?
No! Some local stray silly!
(Disclaimer no intentions to harm any animals in this thread - the fur would be plucked directly from Fiddlesticks in some dominant torture. It's ok he likes it, probably)"
You e just said you won’t harm animals and in the same breath you’re plucking hair from my chest.
Crikey. |
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"Fab if you’d have me round for a week at Christmas, make love to me twice a day and let me sit next to your Nan for Christmas dinner.
What do I get for half a pack of Polos?"
A Christmas kiss from a very fresh breath sporting Fiddles. |
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No nan or aunties left alive! But we will b playing cards against humanity after lunch big set has just arrived! Will set u a place! Veggie or meat roast? Doing beef/gammon/turkey or a nut roast for me! Will even have the heating on for a treat x |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat |
"Fab if you’d have me round for a week at Christmas, make love to me twice a day and let me sit next to your Nan for Christmas dinner.
If you don't mind sitting between my dad and son in law with fairy lights adorning your cock you'd be more than welcome chez moi
What to talk to your dad about...will he ask how I know you?!
Say what? That invite was for Fiddlesticks. You want to come to?! Oh go on then, I've got a spare seat and I always over cook. The fairy lights aren't optional tho
Oh I tied him to a chair, glued some fur to my chest and took his place. You'd never know. I'd say his catchphrase all the time as well when accidentally spilling a little gravy.
When you say glued some fur to your chest... You're not talking about your poor pussy are you?
No! Some local stray silly!
(Disclaimer no intentions to harm any animals in this thread - the fur would be plucked directly from Fiddlesticks in some dominant torture. It's ok he likes it, probably)
You e just said you won’t harm animals and in the same breath you’re plucking hair from my chest.
Crikey. "
Brucey - I'm going to have to insist that you rethink your hair sitch. No Tidddles or Fiddles can be harmed. End of. Come to Peckham and harvest all the hair you want as the streets here are paved with weave |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fab if you’d have me round for a week at Christmas, make love to me twice a day and let me sit next to your Nan for Christmas dinner.
If you don't mind sitting between my dad and son in law with fairy lights adorning your cock you'd be more than welcome chez moi
What to talk to your dad about...will he ask how I know you?!
Say what? That invite was for Fiddlesticks. You want to come to?! Oh go on then, I've got a spare seat and I always over cook. The fairy lights aren't optional tho
Oh I tied him to a chair, glued some fur to my chest and took his place. You'd never know. I'd say his catchphrase all the time as well when accidentally spilling a little gravy.
When you say glued some fur to your chest... You're not talking about your poor pussy are you?
No! Some local stray silly!
(Disclaimer no intentions to harm any animals in this thread - the fur would be plucked directly from Fiddlesticks in some dominant torture. It's ok he likes it, probably)
You e just said you won’t harm animals and in the same breath you’re plucking hair from my chest.
Crikey.
Brucey - I'm going to have to insist that you rethink your hair sitch. No Tidddles or Fiddles can be harmed. End of. Come to Peckham and harvest all the hair you want as the streets here are paved with weave "
You'd rather strangers hair I found on the streets?
Shall we just go with my smooth chest? Is that easier? |
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"No nan or aunties left alive! But we will b playing cards against humanity after lunch big set has just arrived! Will set u a place! Veggie or meat roast? Doing beef/gammon/turkey or a nut roast for me! Will even have the heating on for a treat x"
I’ll take the meat option please, and Id be delighted if you’d take a slice of mine.
Cards against humanity is so wrong but so good. |
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"Fab if you’d have me round for a week at Christmas, make love to me twice a day and let me sit next to your Nan for Christmas dinner.
If you don't mind sitting between my dad and son in law with fairy lights adorning your cock you'd be more than welcome chez moi
What to talk to your dad about...will he ask how I know you?!
Say what? That invite was for Fiddlesticks. You want to come to?! Oh go on then, I've got a spare seat and I always over cook. The fairy lights aren't optional tho
Oh I tied him to a chair, glued some fur to my chest and took his place. You'd never know. I'd say his catchphrase all the time as well when accidentally spilling a little gravy.
When you say glued some fur to your chest... You're not talking about your poor pussy are you?
No! Some local stray silly!
(Disclaimer no intentions to harm any animals in this thread - the fur would be plucked directly from Fiddlesticks in some dominant torture. It's ok he likes it, probably)
You e just said you won’t harm animals and in the same breath you’re plucking hair from my chest.
Crikey.
Brucey - I'm going to have to insist that you rethink your hair sitch. No Tidddles or Fiddles can be harmed. End of. Come to Peckham and harvest all the hair you want as the streets here are paved with weave "
I’m a believer I like my pussies both with and without hair. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fab if you’d have me round for a week at Christmas, make love to me twice a day and let me sit next to your Nan for Christmas dinner.
If you don't mind sitting between my dad and son in law with fairy lights adorning your cock you'd be more than welcome chez moi
What to talk to your dad about...will he ask how I know you?!
Say what? That invite was for Fiddlesticks. You want to come to?! Oh go on then, I've got a spare seat and I always over cook. The fairy lights aren't optional tho
Oh I tied him to a chair, glued some fur to my chest and took his place. You'd never know. I'd say his catchphrase all the time as well when accidentally spilling a little gravy.
When you say glued some fur to your chest... You're not talking about your poor pussy are you?
No! Some local stray silly!
(Disclaimer no intentions to harm any animals in this thread - the fur would be plucked directly from Fiddlesticks in some dominant torture. It's ok he likes it, probably)
You e just said you won’t harm animals and in the same breath you’re plucking hair from my chest.
Crikey.
Brucey - I'm going to have to insist that you rethink your hair sitch. No Tidddles or Fiddles can be harmed. End of. Come to Peckham and harvest all the hair you want as the streets here are paved with weave
I’m a believer I like my pussies both with and without hair. "
I don't think HC has any body hair below her eyebrows at all... |
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"Fab if you’d have me round for a week at Christmas, make love to me twice a day and let me sit next to your Nan for Christmas dinner. "
Can I fab all of the above but have you sitting next to me? |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat |
"Fab if you’d have me round for a week at Christmas, make love to me twice a day and let me sit next to your Nan for Christmas dinner.
If you don't mind sitting between my dad and son in law with fairy lights adorning your cock you'd be more than welcome chez moi
What to talk to your dad about...will he ask how I know you?!
Say what? That invite was for Fiddlesticks. You want to come to?! Oh go on then, I've got a spare seat and I always over cook. The fairy lights aren't optional tho
Oh I tied him to a chair, glued some fur to my chest and took his place. You'd never know. I'd say his catchphrase all the time as well when accidentally spilling a little gravy.
When you say glued some fur to your chest... You're not talking about your poor pussy are you?
No! Some local stray silly!
(Disclaimer no intentions to harm any animals in this thread - the fur would be plucked directly from Fiddlesticks in some dominant torture. It's ok he likes it, probably)
You e just said you won’t harm animals and in the same breath you’re plucking hair from my chest.
Crikey.
Brucey - I'm going to have to insist that you rethink your hair sitch. No Tidddles or Fiddles can be harmed. End of. Come to Peckham and harvest all the hair you want as the streets here are paved with weave
I’m a believer I like my pussies both with and without hair.
I don't think HC has any body hair below her eyebrows at all..."
Cultivating the chin and arse for warmth during this cold snap
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"Fab if you’d have me round for a week at Christmas, make love to me twice a day and let me sit next to your Nan for Christmas dinner.
Can I fab all of the above but have you sitting next to me? "
It’s getting tight round the table, perhaps sit on my lap. |
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