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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thinking of going to visit Santa's grotto but not sure about sitting on his knee to tell him what I won't for Xmas in case I hear that he's been in a sex scandal like jimmy what's his face  |
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over a year ago
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"Thinking of going to visit Santa's grotto but not sure about sitting on his knee to tell him what I won't for Xmas in case I hear that he's been in a sex scandal like jimmy what's his face "
So let's get this straight... you want to willingly walk into a pretend cave where a man dresses up in a fake white beard and a red suit and entices people to sit on his knee before he gives them something. And you're worried about him being a perv?  |
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im not allowed near santa any more i been too naughty his list is too full with my misdemeanors elves wont let me past meanies i been really good this year as well i only played with a couple or more guys honest (batters eye lashes furiously ) |
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By *aris23Woman
over a year ago
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"Thinking of going to visit Santa's grotto but not sure about sitting on his knee to tell him what I won't for Xmas in case I hear that he's been in a sex scandal like jimmy what's his face "
You need to find a Mother Christmas - less worry of sex scandal and much more fun. |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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we were having this conversation in work and if at any other time of the year you told a young child to go and sit on the knee of an old man with a long beard... i am sure you would be on some sort of "list".....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thinking of going to visit Santa's grotto but not sure about sitting on his knee to tell him what I won't for Xmas in case I hear that he's been in a sex scandal like jimmy what's his face "
As an adult you are probably over the weight limit so health n safety would veto it. The better idea is to see if you can get one of his female elf's to sit on yours instead. |
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"Thinking of going to visit Santa's grotto but not sure about sitting on his knee to tell him what I won't for Xmas in case I hear that he's been in a sex scandal like jimmy what's his face
So let's get this straight... you want to willingly walk into a pretend cave where a man dresses up in a fake white beard and a red suit and entices people to sit on his knee before he gives them something. And you're worried about him being a perv? "
He will be fine, they take pictures of the act, so can either be used for bribing him later or as centrefold in a womans top shelf mag. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine have never sat on santas knee, they were too scared. The eldest would stand at the said of santa, but the youngest used to cuddle into my neck and refuse to look at him |
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