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over a year ago
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On the look out for a fugly lady for Xmas. Must be crap at cooking and wrapping presents..a full blown alcoholic so she has the ability to forget the useless brief sex sessions is a must
Step up you fuglies  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Damn I'm good at all the above
What? Putting on a wig and lipstick Infront of a mirror
If needs must
Fuck it, grap your coat
Got it "
Don't forget mirror to pull your wang off in front of |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damn I'm good at all the above
What? Putting on a wig and lipstick Infront of a mirror
If needs must
Fuck it, grap your coat
Got it
Don't forget mirror to pull your wang off in front of "
I'm one step ahead of you,its in my bag,now get a wiggle on its cold out here ,taps my food |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Damn I'm good at all the above
What? Putting on a wig and lipstick Infront of a mirror
If needs must
Fuck it, grap your coat
Got it
Don't forget mirror to pull your wang off in front of
I'm one step ahead of you,its in my bag,now get a wiggle on its cold out here ,taps my food "
I can only drive my trike at 2mph |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damn I'm good at all the above
What? Putting on a wig and lipstick Infront of a mirror
If needs must
Fuck it, grap your coat
Got it
Don't forget mirror to pull your wang off in front of
I'm one step ahead of you,its in my bag,now get a wiggle on its cold out here ,taps my food
I can only drive my trike at 2mph "
Typically now the excuses roll in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Damn I'm good at all the above
What? Putting on a wig and lipstick Infront of a mirror
If needs must
Fuck it, grap your coat
Got it
Don't forget mirror to pull your wang off in front of
I'm one step ahead of you,its in my bag,now get a wiggle on its cold out here ,taps my food
I can only drive my trike at 2mph
Typically now the excuses roll in "
I can walk if you like, but I'll want a piggyback home |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damn I'm good at all the above
What? Putting on a wig and lipstick Infront of a mirror
If needs must
Fuck it, grap your coat
Got it
Don't forget mirror to pull your wang off in front of
I'm one step ahead of you,its in my bag,now get a wiggle on its cold out here ,taps my food
I can only drive my trike at 2mph
Typically now the excuses roll in
I can walk if you like, but I'll want a piggyback home "
By the time you got here,my wig would have fizzed out,turkey black,and the horn gone |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Damn I'm good at all the above
What? Putting on a wig and lipstick Infront of a mirror
If needs must
Fuck it, grap your coat
Got it
Don't forget mirror to pull your wang off in front of
I'm one step ahead of you,its in my bag,now get a wiggle on its cold out here ,taps my food
I can only drive my trike at 2mph
Typically now the excuses roll in
I can walk if you like, but I'll want a piggyback home
By the time you got here,my wig would have fizzed out,turkey black,and the horn gone "
You looked at distance? We can fluff wig up in microwave, lurve black turkey, and I can bring horn on trike |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damn I'm good at all the above
What? Putting on a wig and lipstick Infront of a mirror
If needs must
Fuck it, grap your coat
Got it
Don't forget mirror to pull your wang off in front of
I'm one step ahead of you,its in my bag,now get a wiggle on its cold out here ,taps my food
I can only drive my trike at 2mph
Typically now the excuses roll in
I can walk if you like, but I'll want a piggyback home
By the time you got here,my wig would have fizzed out,turkey black,and the horn gone
You looked at distance? We can fluff wig up in microwave, lurve black turkey, and I can bring horn on trike "
I'm a woman so of course I've looked at the distance lol,hmmm I want a horn in your pants not on your damn trike  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Damn I'm good at all the above
What? Putting on a wig and lipstick Infront of a mirror
If needs must
Fuck it, grap your coat
Got it
Don't forget mirror to pull your wang off in front of
I'm one step ahead of you,its in my bag,now get a wiggle on its cold out here ,taps my food
I can only drive my trike at 2mph
Typically now the excuses roll in
I can walk if you like, but I'll want a piggyback home
By the time you got here,my wig would have fizzed out,turkey black,and the horn gone
You looked at distance? We can fluff wig up in microwave, lurve black turkey, and I can bring horn on trike
I'm a woman so of course I've looked at the distance lol,hmmm I want a horn in your pants not on your damn trike "
I'm sure your womanly ways would make horn honk once squeezed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damn I'm good at all the above
What? Putting on a wig and lipstick Infront of a mirror
If needs must
Fuck it, grap your coat
Got it
Don't forget mirror to pull your wang off in front of
I'm one step ahead of you,its in my bag,now get a wiggle on its cold out here ,taps my food
I can only drive my trike at 2mph
Typically now the excuses roll in
I can walk if you like, but I'll want a piggyback home
By the time you got here,my wig would have fizzed out,turkey black,and the horn gone
You looked at distance? We can fluff wig up in microwave, lurve black turkey, and I can bring horn on trike
I'm a woman so of course I've looked at the distance lol,hmmm I want a horn in your pants not on your damn trike
I'm sure your womanly ways would make horn honk once squeezed "
Oh that is a cert it would honk honk all night long |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Damn I'm good at all the above
What? Putting on a wig and lipstick Infront of a mirror
If needs must
Fuck it, grap your coat
Got it
Don't forget mirror to pull your wang off in front of
I'm one step ahead of you,its in my bag,now get a wiggle on its cold out here ,taps my food
I can only drive my trike at 2mph
Typically now the excuses roll in
I can walk if you like, but I'll want a piggyback home
By the time you got here,my wig would have fizzed out,turkey black,and the horn gone
You looked at distance? We can fluff wig up in microwave, lurve black turkey, and I can bring horn on trike
I'm a woman so of course I've looked at the distance lol,hmmm I want a horn in your pants not on your damn trike
I'm sure your womanly ways would make horn honk once squeezed
Oh that is a cert it would honk honk all night long "
Honk honk |
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