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Gentlemën, Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës...
When was the last time you engaged in the artful dalliance of woo'ing someone? When did the 'Heathcliff' in you invoke a desire to pursue your 'Catherine Earnshaw'?
I'm in the process of woo'ing. So far so good. She's very young and impressionable but, alas, she's a pain in the royal arse as well. I suppose I'm irrevocably drawn to that. |
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"Gentlemën, Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës...
When was the last time you engaged in the artful dalliance of woo'ing someone? When did the 'Heathcliff' in you invoke a desire to pursue your 'Catherine Earnshaw'?
I'm in the process of woo'ing. So far so good. She's very young and impressionable but, alas, she's a pain in the royal arse as well. I suppose I'm irrevocably drawn to that."
Do you need to borrow a piles cushion? |
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"Gentlemën, Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës...
When was the last time you engaged in the artful dalliance of woo'ing someone? When did the 'Heathcliff' in you invoke a desire to pursue your 'Catherine Earnshaw'?
I'm in the process of woo'ing. So far so good. She's very young and impressionable but, alas, she's a pain in the royal arse as well. I suppose I'm irrevocably drawn to that.
Do you need to borrow a piles cushion? "
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Yes please, as long as it's got a classic Liberty™ floral print.
In any case - in my next life I'm woo'ing you, mofo.  |
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I think I seduced someone once I can remember how because I look back and considering she was absolutely bloody sexy as hell… but somehow I was with a girl of my dreams. |
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"Gentlemën, Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës...
When was the last time you engaged in the artful dalliance of woo'ing someone? When did the 'Heathcliff' in you invoke a desire to pursue your 'Catherine Earnshaw'?
I'm in the process of woo'ing. So far so good. She's very young and impressionable but, alas, she's a pain in the royal arse as well. I suppose I'm irrevocably drawn to that."
I've found most of the younger women in London I've spoken to have been like that haha! |
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"Gentlemën, Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës...
When was the last time you engaged in the artful dalliance of woo'ing someone? When did the 'Heathcliff' in you invoke a desire to pursue your 'Catherine Earnshaw'?
I'm in the process of woo'ing. So far so good. She's very young and impressionable but, alas, she's a pain in the royal arse as well. I suppose I'm irrevocably drawn to that.
Do you need to borrow a piles cushion?
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Yes please, as long as it's got a classic Liberty™ floral print.
In any case - in my next life I'm woo'ing you, mofo. "
You can try, I'm a hard one to woo though so bring your A game  |
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"Gentlemën, Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës...
When was the last time you engaged in the artful dalliance of woo'ing someone? When did the 'Heathcliff' in you invoke a desire to pursue your 'Catherine Earnshaw'?
I'm in the process of woo'ing. So far so good. She's very young and impressionable but, alas, she's a pain in the royal arse as well. I suppose I'm irrevocably drawn to that.
Do you need to borrow a piles cushion?
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Yes please, as long as it's got a classic Liberty™ floral print.
In any case - in my next life I'm woo'ing you, mofo.
You can try, I'm a hard one to woo though so bring your A game "
Dying flowers from a service station handsome? |
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"I’m not sure if I’m very good at woo’ing people. I’m rubbish at paying compliments.
I think the best woo isn't a verbal compliment, it's the gift of time."
Like a watch? That would woo me, a nice Tag.  |
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"I’m not sure if I’m very good at woo’ing people. I’m rubbish at paying compliments.
I think the best woo isn't a verbal compliment, it's the gift of time.
Like a watch? That would woo me, a nice Tag. "
One of these...
https://youtu.be/is8xn-EQKcU |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
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"I’m not sure if I’m very good at woo’ing people. I’m rubbish at paying compliments.
I think the best woo isn't a verbal compliment, it's the gift of time."
Presence is far more important than presents, and magic comes from memories, not stuff. |
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I'm awful at wooing people and wouldn't even know where to begin. I'm me, I'll chat to you and if you want something more, you'll have to let me know because I'm sure shit not having the confidence to initiate it |
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"I’m not sure if I’m very good at woo’ing people. I’m rubbish at paying compliments.
I think the best woo isn't a verbal compliment, it's the gift of time."
My love language is acts of service so if I really like someone, Doing little things for them comes a lot more naturally than being verbal about how I feel. so I’d agree  |
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"I’m not sure if I’m very good at woo’ing people. I’m rubbish at paying compliments.
I think the best woo isn't a verbal compliment, it's the gift of time.
Like a watch? That would woo me, a nice Tag.
One of these...
https://youtu.be/is8xn-EQKcU"
Did I just watch American Dad?
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"I’m not sure if I’m very good at woo’ing people. I’m rubbish at paying compliments.
I think the best woo isn't a verbal compliment, it's the gift of time.
Like a watch? That would woo me, a nice Tag.
One of these...
https://youtu.be/is8xn-EQKcU
Did I just watch American Dad?
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Yes, yes you did. |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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"Gentlemën, Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës...
When was the last time you engaged in the artful dalliance of woo'ing someone? When did the 'Heathcliff' in you invoke a desire to pursue your 'Catherine Earnshaw'?
I'm in the process of woo'ing. So far so good. She's very young and impressionable but, alas, she's a pain in the royal arse as well. I suppose I'm irrevocably drawn to that."
I don’t think he actually wooed her, they fumbled about in the peak district, he then fucked off & she went insane. I think I do that regularly |
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"Gentlemën, Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës...
When was the last time you engaged in the artful dalliance of woo'ing someone? When did the 'Heathcliff' in you invoke a desire to pursue your 'Catherine Earnshaw'?
I'm in the process of woo'ing. So far so good. She's very young and impressionable but, alas, she's a pain in the royal arse as well. I suppose I'm irrevocably drawn to that."
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I'm not one to name names but the object of my first woo was Polly Chromatic, but she failed to capitulate.
I've since had to change my 'savoir faire'. |
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"Gentlemën, Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës...
When was the last time you engaged in the artful dalliance of woo'ing someone? When did the 'Heathcliff' in you invoke a desire to pursue your 'Catherine Earnshaw'?
I'm in the process of woo'ing. So far so good. She's very young and impressionable but, alas, she's a pain in the royal arse as well. I suppose I'm irrevocably drawn to that.
I don’t think he actually wooed her, they fumbled about in the peak district, he then fucked off & she went insane. I think I do that regularly "
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Brilliant! |
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over a year ago
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"I’m not sure if I’m very good at woo’ing people. I’m rubbish at paying compliments.
I think the best woo isn't a verbal compliment, it's the gift of time.
Like a watch? That would woo me, a nice Tag.
One of these...
https://youtu.be/is8xn-EQKcU
Did I just watch American Dad?
Yes, yes you did."
*logs into fab - checks messages- pops into forum - watches American Dad clip!
Can you see how I’m confused ? |
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"Gentlemën, Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës...
When was the last time you engaged in the artful dalliance of woo'ing someone? When did the 'Heathcliff' in you invoke a desire to pursue your 'Catherine Earnshaw'?
I'm in the process of woo'ing. So far so good. She's very young and impressionable but, alas, she's a pain in the royal arse as well. I suppose I'm irrevocably drawn to that.
Do you need to borrow a piles cushion?
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Yes please, as long as it's got a classic Liberty™ floral print.
In any case - in my next life I'm woo'ing you, mofo.
You can try, I'm a hard one to woo though so bring your A game
Dying flowers from a service station handsome?"
Only if a dog has peed on them |
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"I’m not sure if I’m very good at woo’ing people. I’m rubbish at paying compliments.
I think the best woo isn't a verbal compliment, it's the gift of time.
Like a watch? That would woo me, a nice Tag.
One of these...
https://youtu.be/is8xn-EQKcU
Did I just watch American Dad?
Yes, yes you did.
*logs into fab - checks messages- pops into forum - watches American Dad clip!
Can you see how I’m confused ? "
Standard practice to me minus the checking messages bit , seems perfectly rational and sane. |
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I don’t think I have actually ever wooed  anyone but if there’s someone out there to master this craft, it’s you, Nero.
Fingers crossed it all goes well and do your magic, you’re the true wizard of wooing art xx |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Gentlemën, Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës...
When was the last time you engaged in the artful dalliance of woo'ing someone? When did the 'Heathcliff' in you invoke a desire to pursue your 'Catherine Earnshaw'?
I'm in the process of woo'ing. So far so good. She's very young and impressionable but, alas, she's a pain in the royal arse as well. I suppose I'm irrevocably drawn to that."
You soppy sod, ex-husband.
I don't think I've ever been woo'd. Nor woo'd. It's more an accidental happening that gradually becomes begrudgingly the norm. Like if Pip had worn down Estella enough that a tiny piece of heart thawed and thought ah fuck it, might as well give the poor twonk a chance. |
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"Gentlemën, Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës...
When was the last time you engaged in the artful dalliance of woo'ing someone? When did the 'Heathcliff' in you invoke a desire to pursue your 'Catherine Earnshaw'?
I'm in the process of woo'ing. So far so good. She's very young and impressionable but, alas, she's a pain in the royal arse as well. I suppose I'm irrevocably drawn to that."
Sounds a little creepy |
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"Wooing is about as clear to me as a poke in the eye with a mustardy finger. I recognise a woo but would struggle to undertake a woo."
Now where did I put the mustard |
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"Gentlemën, Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës...
When was the last time you engaged in the artful dalliance of woo'ing someone? When did the 'Heathcliff' in you invoke a desire to pursue your 'Catherine Earnshaw'?
I'm in the process of woo'ing. So far so good. She's very young and impressionable but, alas, she's a pain in the royal arse as well. I suppose I'm irrevocably drawn to that."
Send her the D.
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"I'm not sure I've ever wooed anyone in my life. "
Same. Mr KC and I fell together on a sofa at a house party, while everyone else went to the pub. We spent the night together, fully clothed, and have been together ever since. Almost 19yrs now  |
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"I'm not sure I've ever wooed anyone in my life.
Same. Mr KC and I fell together on a sofa at a house party, while everyone else went to the pub. We spent the night together, fully clothed, and have been ever since. Almost 19yrs now"
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You've been fully clothed for 19 years?!! 
At what point will you start with the jiggy-jiggy? |
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"I'm not sure I've ever wooed anyone in my life.
Same. Mr KC and I fell together on a sofa at a house party, while everyone else went to the pub. We spent the night together, fully clothed, and have been ever since. Almost 19yrs now
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You've been fully clothed for 19 years?!!
At what point will you start with the jiggy-jiggy? "
Never. Our daughter was immaculately conceived  |
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