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"Wanderlust" episode one... If you walked into the office at work and interrupted a colleague wanking over an underwear catalogue, what would you do?
(a) Back out of the office slowly and go bleach your eyes?
(b) Ignore them, get your mug of tea and start working at your keyboard?
(c) Wtf!!
(d) ?????
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I have a very funny story about working nights in a very famous building in London many many years ago.
Doing a big refurbishment on the top floor.
Long story short.
We got locked in at night always brought our food with us and ate on the job.
One evening my colleague forgot his lunch and had to go back to his car.
The only way back was down to security hut in carpark underground.
As my colleague approached security guard has his back to the door and furiously wanking over a porn mag.
As my colleague had to ask him to open the shutter he banged on the door.
Security guard throws magazine in the air over his shoulder, stumbles as he gets up and falls over the desk bare arsed.
Incredibly embarrassed he begs my colleague not to tell anyone.
"Sure mate your secret is safe with me"
On his return he promptly tells us all,we piss ourselves laughing.
Right,the security guard has to every hour do the round's of the building check-in at set points,to get to one he has to walk past our work area.
We sit in a corridor on dust sheets to eat our food around 2am.
He walks in rather sheepishly head down,we are all sitting in a row dead silence as he quickly walk's past, just before he gets to the door we all shout in unison
"Wankerrrrr"
He turned to colleague scowls,goes red and disappear.
We piss ourselves.
Next day phones in sick and is off for the rest of the time the job was going claiming a bad back.
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over a year ago
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Ooopphh you're a harsh mistress .
I think it might depend where this was taking place. If it was at my own desk I think I'd have a few choice words to say! |
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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago
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It would depend who it was really. I'd make an inappropriate joke and ask if they needed a hand to make them feel awkward  . Or tell them to put it the fuck away.
You've kinda made me envision some of the ladies in the office now actually.... |
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When I worked at the hospital and was pregnant one of the workers decided to walk in front of me it's a very long story but he was marched of the premises and dismissed on grounds of gross misconduct.
I wasn't that bothered but if he had done it to someone else he may have traumatised them |
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I'm quite surprised by the harsh responses here ..considering that this is a sexual site ..and everybody indulges ...I guess its all about location..location..location...and context...I don't advocate or condone wanking in public or the workplace  |
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"I'm quite surprised by the harsh responses here ..considering that this is a sexual site ..and everybody indulges ...I guess its all about location..location..location...and context...I don't advocate or condone wanking in public or the workplace "
They're wanking over an underwear catalogue in 2022, thats my main issue! |
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"I'm quite surprised by the harsh responses here ..considering that this is a sexual site ..and everybody indulges ...I guess its all about location..location..location...and context...I don't advocate or condone wanking in public or the workplace "
Not sure there have been any harsh responses. A good talking to by HR was what I expected people to say.
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""Wanderlust" episode one... If you walked into the office at work and interrupted a colleague wanking over an underwear catalogue, what would you do?
(a) Back out of the office slowly and go bleach your eyes?
(b) Ignore them, get your mug of tea and start working at your keyboard?
(c) Wtf!!
(d) ?????
Asking for a friend obviously..."
Probably have a look to see what they are wanking over and just watch with a mug of coffee. |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
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""Wanderlust" episode one... If you walked into the office at work and interrupted a colleague wanking over an underwear catalogue, what would you do?
(a) Back out of the office slowly and go bleach your eyes?
(b) Ignore them, get your mug of tea and start working at your keyboard?
(c) Wtf!!
(d) ?????
Asking for a friend obviously..."
Ask them if they can avoid spunking on the pages and put it back in my drawer when they are finished!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm an A, while also no doubt apologising profusely as if I was the one in the wrong! "
This is me! I’d make the situation a lot more embarrassing for me than it originally was for them. |
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"I have a very funny story about working nights in a very famous building in London many many years ago.
Doing a big refurbishment on the top floor.
Long story short.
We got locked in at night always brought our food with us and ate on the job.
One evening my colleague forgot his lunch and had to go back to his car.
The only way back was down to security hut in carpark underground.
As my colleague approached security guard has his back to the door and furiously wanking over a porn mag.
As my colleague had to ask him to open the shutter he banged on the door.
Security guard throws magazine in the air over his shoulder, stumbles as he gets up and falls over the desk bare arsed.
Incredibly embarrassed he begs my colleague not to tell anyone.
"Sure mate your secret is safe with me"
On his return he promptly tells us all,we piss ourselves laughing.
Right,the security guard has to every hour do the round's of the building check-in at set points,to get to one he has to walk past our work area.
We sit in a corridor on dust sheets to eat our food around 2am.
He walks in rather sheepishly head down,we are all sitting in a row dead silence as he quickly walk's past, just before he gets to the door we all shout in unison
"Wankerrrrr"
He turned to colleague scowls,goes red and disappear.
We piss ourselves.
Next day phones in sick and is off for the rest of the time the job was going claiming a bad back.
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""Wanderlust" episode one... If you walked into the office at work and interrupted a colleague wanking over an underwear catalogue, what would you do?
(a) Back out of the office slowly and go bleach your eyes?
(b) Ignore them, get your mug of tea and start working at your keyboard?
(c) Wtf!!
(d) ?????
Asking for a friend obviously..."
Depends on the colleague.
A. colleague I hate...take a picture and send to HR. Gross misconduct.
B. colleague I like but don't want to have sex with.... Um are you mentally ok? Direct to counselling, therapy, GP and Sex and Love Addicts Anonymous cause I would miss them if they got fired.
C. Colleague I fancy the pants off....well....... 
..loo or lockable cleaning cupboard...I can help them with that. |
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My ex missus had to take a bloke to disciplinary for masturbating at work.
She told me that she called him into the quiet room (she had his line manager and a scribe present also as per hr).
She asked him why he thought he'd been called in and he replied with is it because of the credits I've made against my families accounts.  . After she replied no, she then told him that some of the others who sat at the same bank of desks as him suspected he was masturbating. She expected him to deny everything but he admitted everything there and then and just said he wasn't getting any at home. As per protocol she had to suspend him immediately at which point he resigned. |
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"My ex missus had to take a bloke to disciplinary for masturbating at work.
She told me that she called him into the quiet room (she had his line manager and a scribe present also as per hr).
She asked him why he thought he'd been called in and he replied with is it because of the credits I've made against my families accounts. . After she replied no, she then told him that some of the others who sat at the same bank of desks as him suspected he was masturbating. She expected him to deny everything but he admitted everything there and then and just said he wasn't getting any at home. As per protocol she had to suspend him immediately at which point he resigned. "
That's actually quite sad and what an unhappy man |
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