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I’ve just had so much cream…
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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…brandy cream. JustAnotherElf’s fault.
What’s your favourite Christmas food?
Which fabber’s body would you happily eat it from…?*
*I am not saying I ate it from her body. Well…maybe in my mind  |
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"…brandy cream. JustAnotherElf’s fault.
What’s your favourite Christmas food?
Which fabber’s body would you happily eat it from…?*
*I am not saying I ate it from her body. Well…maybe in my mind "
I love brandy snaps with clotted cream. But also the Xmas dinner, all of it. The stuffing the parsnips, the turkey, pigs n blankets and much more. Can't just choose one.
Let's just say you wouldn't be too far away as who to eat it from! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Marzipan and icing from the cake, wrap you up in it and leave a few holes in it so you can breathe....you're mine now  "
Like a sweet tasting cocoon, and I’m your butterfly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't think I have a particular favourite Xmas food, I just like the 'no rules/airport rules apply' mentality that anything goes at Xmas! So if anyone fancies being buried under a mountain of turkey, gravy, quality street and wine shout me up  ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Pierogi
Krokiety
Barasz z uszkami
All foreign dishes as you can see  "
I had those dishes last year on the 24th  our ‘resident chef’ (family member) made them with so much pride. And my God - SO GOOD |
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"Marzipan and icing from the cake, wrap you up in it and leave a few holes in it so you can breathe....you're mine now
Like a sweet tasting cocoon, and I’m your butterfly "
I will set you free to fly so high, with each nibble!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I don't think I have a particular favourite Xmas food, I just like the 'no rules/airport rules apply' mentality that anything goes at Xmas! So if anyone fancies being buried under a mountain of turkey, gravy, quality street and wine shout me up ! "
*waits for the tsunami of messages to hit Mary’s ahem…box |
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"My favourite is the Christmas Day evening sandwich- but I couldn’t eat that off somebody…
So let’s go with sherry trifle off the most beautiful man on fab…. "
That is good, I don't trifle with anyone these days |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love those Lindt lindor balls Even though they’re all year round - they’re Christmas food to me
Mate lindt milkshakes are...great. really great."
You didn’t put them in a blender. This is blasphemy… |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love those Lindt lindor balls Even though they’re all year round - they’re Christmas food to me
Mate lindt milkshakes are...great. really great.
You didn’t put them in a blender. This is blasphemy…"
No but the fine dessert store did and Red let me tell you, if I gave you some, you'd be my friend all over again! |
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I like mince pies. With cream. And I can never stop at one. So I'll have three please. Just need to borrow the torsos of Tmontana, FoolHardly and Lorenzo VonMatterhorn.
That's not asking too much is it?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like a fresh cream trifle eaten off Dreamy Boo's stupendous busom.
Will you need a spoon? "
I would also do this but fear you'd react like a pissed off cat and I could be punched any moment |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I like mince pies. With cream. And I can never stop at one. So I'll have three please. Just need to borrow the torsos of Tmontana, FoolHardly and Lorenzo VonMatterhorn.
That's not asking too much is it? "
Shall I hold the pot of cream after you’ve poured it?
#Voyeur |
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"I like mince pies. With cream. And I can never stop at one. So I'll have three please. Just need to borrow the torsos of Tmontana, FoolHardly and Lorenzo VonMatterhorn.
That's not asking too much is it?
Shall I hold the pot of cream after you’ve poured it?
#Voyeur "
I don't think anyone could object to that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd like a fresh cream trifle eaten off Dreamy Boo's stupendous busom.
Will you need a spoon?
I would also do this but fear you'd react like a pissed off cat and I could be punched any moment "
I don't punch people, what do you take me for?  |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
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"…brandy cream. JustAnotherElf’s fault.
What’s your favourite Christmas food?
Which fabber’s body would you happily eat it from…?*
*I am not saying I ate it from her body. Well…maybe in my mind "
Anything edible at all and from you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd like a fresh cream trifle eaten off Dreamy Boo's stupendous busom.
Will you need a spoon?
I would also do this but fear you'd react like a pissed off cat and I could be punched any moment
I don't punch people, what do you take me for? "
Some that grinds on people's faces until they pass out? Or was that nightmareboo? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd like a fresh cream trifle eaten off Dreamy Boo's stupendous busom.
Will you need a spoon?
I would also do this but fear you'd react like a pissed off cat and I could be punched any moment
I don't punch people, what do you take me for?
Some that grinds on people's faces until they pass out? Or was that nightmareboo?"
Thats pleasure not pain though..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"…brandy cream. JustAnotherElf’s fault.
What’s your favourite Christmas food?
Which fabber’s body would you happily eat it from…?*
*I am not saying I ate it from her body. Well…maybe in my mind
Anything edible at all and from you "
Sprouts from my belly button? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like a fresh cream trifle eaten off Dreamy Boo's stupendous busom.
Will you need a spoon?
I would also do this but fear you'd react like a pissed off cat and I could be punched any moment
I don't punch people, what do you take me for?
Some that grinds on people's faces until they pass out? Or was that nightmareboo?
Thats pleasure not pain though....."
Oh yeah my flatlining body will be having a ball |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"…brandy cream. JustAnotherElf’s fault.
What’s your favourite Christmas food?
Which fabber’s body would you happily eat it from…?*
*I am not saying I ate it from her body. Well…maybe in my mind
Anything edible at all and from you
Sprouts from my belly button? "
And yes is coming up in 3...2....1... |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
"…brandy cream. JustAnotherElf’s fault.
What’s your favourite Christmas food?
Which fabber’s body would you happily eat it from…?*
*I am not saying I ate it from her body. Well…maybe in my mind
Anything edible at all and from you
Sprouts from my belly button? "
are they cooked with bacon and chestnuts? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like a fresh cream trifle eaten off Dreamy Boo's stupendous busom.
Will you need a spoon?
I would also do this but fear you'd react like a pissed off cat and I could be punched any moment
I don't punch people, what do you take me for?
Some that grinds on people's faces until they pass out? Or was that nightmareboo?
Thats pleasure not pain though.....
Oh yeah my flatlining body will be having a ball "
I said "until they tap out, not pass out" you dipstick ha ha ha
Getting rid of a dead body is probably hard work you know I don't have time for that.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't think I have a particular favourite Xmas food, I just like the 'no rules/airport rules apply' mentality that anything goes at Xmas! So if anyone fancies being buried under a mountain of turkey, gravy, quality street and wine shout me up ! "
I vote to spend Xmas with Mary…I’ll bring brandy cream and RedforDanger…. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like a fresh cream trifle eaten off Dreamy Boo's stupendous busom.
Will you need a spoon?
I would also do this but fear you'd react like a pissed off cat and I could be punched any moment
I don't punch people, what do you take me for?
Some that grinds on people's faces until they pass out? Or was that nightmareboo?
Thats pleasure not pain though.....
Oh yeah my flatlining body will be having a ball
I said "until they tap out, not pass out" you dipstick ha ha ha
Getting rid of a dead body is probably hard work you know I don't have time for that.... "
Oh I figured you would just leave me for the crows in your garden or something I dunno? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like a fresh cream trifle eaten off Dreamy Boo's stupendous busom.
Will you need a spoon?
I would also do this but fear you'd react like a pissed off cat and I could be punched any moment
I don't punch people, what do you take me for?
Some that grinds on people's faces until they pass out? Or was that nightmareboo?
Thats pleasure not pain though.....
Oh yeah my flatlining body will be having a ball
I said "until they tap out, not pass out" you dipstick ha ha ha
Getting rid of a dead body is probably hard work you know I don't have time for that....
Oh I figured you would just leave me for the crows in your garden or something I dunno? "
Can't do that, the neighbours would talk! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like a fresh cream trifle eaten off Dreamy Boo's stupendous busom.
Will you need a spoon?
I would also do this but fear you'd react like a pissed off cat and I could be punched any moment
I don't punch people, what do you take me for?
Some that grinds on people's faces until they pass out? Or was that nightmareboo?
Thats pleasure not pain though.....
Oh yeah my flatlining body will be having a ball
I said "until they tap out, not pass out" you dipstick ha ha ha
Getting rid of a dead body is probably hard work you know I don't have time for that....
Oh I figured you would just leave me for the crows in your garden or something I dunno?
Can't do that, the neighbours would talk! "
Fine! I'll tap out like a boring vanilla person |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd like a fresh cream trifle eaten off Dreamy Boo's stupendous busom.
Will you need a spoon?
I would also do this but fear you'd react like a pissed off cat and I could be punched any moment
I don't punch people, what do you take me for?
Some that grinds on people's faces until they pass out? Or was that nightmareboo?
Thats pleasure not pain though.....
Oh yeah my flatlining body will be having a ball
I said "until they tap out, not pass out" you dipstick ha ha ha
Getting rid of a dead body is probably hard work you know I don't have time for that....
Oh I figured you would just leave me for the crows in your garden or something I dunno?
Can't do that, the neighbours would talk! "
Pig farm. You’re welcome |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd like a fresh cream trifle eaten off Dreamy Boo's stupendous busom.
Will you need a spoon?
I would also do this but fear you'd react like a pissed off cat and I could be punched any moment
I don't punch people, what do you take me for?
Some that grinds on people's faces until they pass out? Or was that nightmareboo?
Thats pleasure not pain though.....
Oh yeah my flatlining body will be having a ball
I said "until they tap out, not pass out" you dipstick ha ha ha
Getting rid of a dead body is probably hard work you know I don't have time for that....
Oh I figured you would just leave me for the crows in your garden or something I dunno?
Can't do that, the neighbours would talk!
Pig farm. You’re welcome "
Wow you really are a sweetheart to little old me! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Stollen, the marzipan Centre is lovely too.
I'd happily eat them off you too.
Puff pastry mince pies with cream inside, should I mention cream?
T"
When? |
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This year is probably going to be my most miserable Christmas ever, I went on a sugar purge 2 months ago and I've lost a stone. Now I've seen results I'm committed to push it through to the new year, so all my favourite things are off the menu. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stollen, the marzipan Centre is lovely too.
I'd happily eat them off you too.
Puff pastry mince pies with cream inside, should I mention cream?
T
When? "
Just say when 
T |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I just forget the food and lick you all over instead
Can you pick a food and I can just snack on it in the corner while I watch? "
Yes of course , try not to snack too much though we may (most definitely will) need you to join in at some point |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
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"Pierogi
Krokiety
Barasz z uszkami
All foreign dishes as you can see
I had those dishes last year on the 24th our ‘resident chef’ (family member) made them with so much pride. And my God - SO GOOD"
you own a hotel? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"…brandy cream. JustAnotherElf’s fault.
What’s your favourite Christmas food?
Which fabber’s body would you happily eat it from…?*
*I am not saying I ate it from her body. Well…maybe in my mind "
Oh how have I only just seen this!
You can never have too much brandy cream |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can I just forget the food and lick you all over instead
Can you pick a food and I can just snack on it in the corner while I watch?
Yes of course , try not to snack too much though we may (most definitely will) need you to join in at some point "
You have all the best ideas |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"This year is probably going to be my most miserable Christmas ever, I went on a sugar purge 2 months ago and I've lost a stone. Now I've seen results I'm committed to push it through to the new year, so all my favourite things are off the menu."
A stone! That’s awesome. Keto? |
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"Beef Wellington and goose-fat roast potatoes are almost as good cold as hot. So, those.
I don't like cream, which feels like Fab lèse-majesté. C,on the other hand... "
Oh my days this thread is just utter filth food porn  
But please bring me some crème patissière, pretty please |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I just forget the food and lick you all over instead
Can you pick a food and I can just snack on it in the corner while I watch?
Yes of course , try not to snack too much though we may (most definitely will) need you to join in at some point
You have all the best ideas "
I I owe right! That hadn't even entered my thought process at all |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"People loosing weight? I usually put on the Rolling Stones over Xmas.
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He can't get no... satisfaction. ^"
Well done.
I have a love of brie with everything at this time of year.
Struffoli is epic.
Ohhh roast potatoes.
Pandoro. 
I quite like food.
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"This year is probably going to be my most miserable Christmas ever, I went on a sugar purge 2 months ago and I've lost a stone. Now I've seen results I'm committed to push it through to the new year, so all my favourite things are off the menu.
A stone! That’s awesome. Keto?"
No, I eat my regular food in the same quantities, but anything that has sugar in it is banned. So no sugar in drinks, no biscuits, no ice cream, no puddings, no sweets. Most importantly no substitutions. If I give up a few biscuits, I don't rationalise in my head that I'm allowed a packet of crisps instead. That item just gets cut out and it's gone. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"People loosing weight? I usually put on the Rolling Stones over Xmas.
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He can't get no... satisfaction. ^
Well done.
I have a love of brie with everything at this time of year.
Struffoli is epic.
Ohhh roast potatoes.
Pandoro.
I quite like food.
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Brie and bacon sourdough bagels…. Oh yes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People loosing weight? I usually put on the Rolling Stones over Xmas.
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He can't get no... satisfaction. ^
Well done.
I have a love of brie with everything at this time of year.
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It’s my number 2 favourite cheese. |
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