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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
Ever had a great idea for a picture for fab. Seen it in your minds eye. It'd be cute and coy and sexy all at the same time. Then you take it and bam, it's like looking at a shrivelled old grandma in the old folks home and your confidence dives.
Share those moments here. Sharing is caring after all. Plus we could all do with a good laugh 
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
So I had this image of me bending over in the shower picking up the soap. I'd look cute, wet and sexy. Plus I could show off my delightful bottom.
O M G
It was like Star Wars. That's no moon!
Somehow an albino hippo had invaded my shower and stuck it's giant arse in front of the camera lens.
Those pictures got deleted rather swiftly. I'll stick to showing off my soapy tits  |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
"So I had this image of me bending over in the shower picking up the soap. I'd look cute, wet and sexy. Plus I could show off my delightful bottom.
O M G
It was like Star Wars. That's no moon!
Somehow an albino hippo had invaded my shower and stuck it's giant arse in front of the camera lens.
Those pictures got deleted rather swiftly. I'll stick to showing off my soapy tits "
 albino hippo spat my drink |
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Took a series of pics not long ago that had me wearing a pink silk gown and stockings.
So, I had a few shots of me with robe closed and few wide open.
When looking over the pics afterwards all I was reminded of was that scene from Silence of the Lambs... the would you fuck me scene.
Not a good look |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"Took a series of pics not long ago that had me wearing a pink silk gown and stockings.
So, I had a few shots of me with robe closed and few wide open.
When looking over the pics afterwards all I was reminded of was that scene from Silence of the Lambs... the would you fuck me scene.
Not a good look "
That's brilliant  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was trying to do stripes from the blind in the window, but strong daylight points out every flaw. I could be the zebras arse to your hippo. There's a reason to like low light and its not for the romance |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I’m taking a picture that I know I’m going to crop my head out of , the un cropped version makes me laugh. I pull the most unflattering faces then before posting it I think I’ve got a hard neck posting that trying to look all sexy when I know what my face looks like in half of them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Multiple times they never work for me
Ah, come on Jack. Give us some stories. It can't be worse than my hippo bum "
Well it’s always something like the lighting that’s off
Or somehow the video went out of focus so it looked like you were looking through tracing paper grrrr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Multiple times they never work for me
Ah, come on Jack. Give us some stories. It can't be worse than my hippo bum
Well it’s always something like the lighting that’s off
Or somehow the video went out of focus so it looked like you were looking through tracing paper grrrr "
Tell them about the time you lost the soap on a rope .. Don't be shyyyyyyy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Multiple times they never work for me
Ah, come on Jack. Give us some stories. It can't be worse than my hippo bum
Well it’s always something like the lighting that’s off
Or somehow the video went out of focus so it looked like you were looking through tracing paper grrrr
Tell them about the time you lost the soap on a rope .. Don't be shyyyyyyy "
Oh no you had to bring that one up  |
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I’ll start by saying we have a phone that works off voice activation…
One of our earlier pics i was on my knees and C has her legs spread facing away from the camera, lying on the bed, so all you see is my head between C’s legs…and the side of her boobs.
Anyway the camera was going off loads as we generally laugh a lot during our pics.
It was only when we looked back at them all - one of them really looks like C is giving birth to me ()
It looks completely freaky as I’m smiling as it looks like she’s pushing me out  
It’s going back but it’s 20th October 2020, to give you a sense of the pic
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"Took a series of pics not long ago that had me wearing a pink silk gown and stockings.
So, I had a few shots of me with robe closed and few wide open.
When looking over the pics afterwards all I was reminded of was that scene from Silence of the Lambs... the would you fuck me scene.
Not a good look "
I actually find that scene madly erotic  . Maybe I need to head on over to the “weird” thread |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"I’ll start by saying we have a phone that works off voice activation…
One of our earlier pics i was on my knees and C has her legs spread facing away from the camera, lying on the bed, so all you see is my head between C’s legs…and the side of her boobs.
Anyway the camera was going off loads as we generally laugh a lot during our pics.
It was only when we looked back at them all - one of them really looks like C is giving birth to me ()
It looks completely freaky as I’m smiling as it looks like she’s pushing me out
It’s going back but it’s 20th October 2020, to give you a sense of the pic
K"
Childbirth is definitely *not* sexy, but that does sound hilarious. I hope you kept the pictures, even if you never show them to anyone else |
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I think if I had experienced photographers, akin to blockbuster film directors who could artfully transform my ideas into incredibly high grade shots. I'd try to pull off more.
Otherwise, it's posing on the bed, with sheet creases getting perfect focus. I'm shoved somewhere in the shot, not quite centrally and when I do them, I think I look like I need to be in the bed asleep, as I'm haggered, not posing on it.
I give up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I thought it would be funny to video a ping pong ball... It was all good and sexy until it disappeared with a squelch and i couldn't get it out .
Cue 15 mins of frantic and frenzied probing 
It slurped out eventually |
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LOADS
Most recent was Halloween (so traumatised we haven’t bothered since)!!
Thought I’d look totally amazing lying down on the kitchen island surrounded by an array of pumpkin tea lights - I looked like I’d fallen from a 25 storey block of flats with awkwardly broken legs!!!
Angrily snapped a few more then got so pissed off we gave up and made a cuppa |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"LOADS
Most recent was Halloween (so traumatised we haven’t bothered since)!!
Thought I’d look totally amazing lying down on the kitchen island surrounded by an array of pumpkin tea lights - I looked like I’d fallen from a 25 storey block of flats with awkwardly broken legs!!!
Angrily snapped a few more then got so pissed off we gave up and made a cuppa "
You certainly paint a picture |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought it would be funny to video a ping pong ball... It was all good and sexy until it disappeared with a squelch and i couldn't get it out .
Cue 15 mins of frantic and frenzied probing
It slurped out eventually
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It was like giving birth Jack |
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"I thought it would be funny to video a ping pong ball... It was all good and sexy until it disappeared with a squelch and i couldn't get it out .
Cue 15 mins of frantic and frenzied probing
It slurped out eventually "
I've often thought how far I could fire one of those. I don't think I'll give it a go now though
C |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought it would be funny to video a ping pong ball... It was all good and sexy until it disappeared with a squelch and i couldn't get it out .
Cue 15 mins of frantic and frenzied probing
It slurped out eventually
It was like giving birth Jack "
I might have snorted with laughter reading that |
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"LOADS
Most recent was Halloween (so traumatised we haven’t bothered since)!!
Thought I’d look totally amazing lying down on the kitchen island surrounded by an array of pumpkin tea lights - I looked like I’d fallen from a 25 storey block of flats with awkwardly broken legs!!!
Angrily snapped a few more then got so pissed off we gave up and made a cuppa "
That has properly made me laugh
K took a pic recently when we were in London. I've no idea how it happened exactly but K is sat in a chair and I'm stood over him. My legs are projected to be bigger than all of his seemingly borrower sized self. My arse cheeks are 4 times bigger than his head!
It's the stuff of nightmares
C |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
I take a better photo of others than I do of myself.
We did some UV gunge play once, trying all different consistencies. With the thick blue it looked like a Smurf had shat on the Mrs, and she had a blue skid mark running down her body.
Good times
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Oh yes, many a time! Spent ages trying to get lip closeups, that biting thing or finger in the mouth. Always blurry as fuck and I look like I'm gurning or trying to pick something out of my teeth
Mrs TMN x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a pic on here before that had loads of likes, which I found hilarious as I knew how truly unsexy taking it was. So I posted the video of me trying to get the shot for a laugh and it got about 2 likes . People like illusions I guess ! |
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"Ever had a great idea for a picture for fab. Seen it in your minds eye. It'd be cute and coy and sexy all at the same time. Then you take it and bam, it's like looking at a shrivelled old grandma in the old folks home and your confidence dives.
Share those moments here. Sharing is caring after all. Plus we could all do with a good laugh
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Most of mine  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought it would be funny to video a ping pong ball... It was all good and sexy until it disappeared with a squelch and i couldn't get it out .
Cue 15 mins of frantic and frenzied probing
It slurped out eventually
I've often thought how far I could fire one of those. I don't think I'll give it a go now though
C"
It is surprisingly difficult to do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought it would be funny to video a ping pong ball... It was all good and sexy until it disappeared with a squelch and i couldn't get it out .
Cue 15 mins of frantic and frenzied probing
It slurped out eventually
It was like giving birth Jack
I might have snorted with laughter reading that "
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"I take a better photo of others than I do of myself.
We did some UV gunge play once, trying all different consistencies. With the thick blue it looked like a Smurf had shat on the Mrs, and she had a blue skid mark running down her body.
Good times
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That sounds worthy of a new profile picture to me |
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