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Dildos - the beginning of the end?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ladies and gentlemen of the kinky variety.
It's time to talk about something serious. Deadly serious.
Technology has brought about many wonderful things. The interwebs for example, and Christmas lights (you gorgeous flirty tinklers you!)
But alas one day a SICK individual created - the dildo. A phallus shaped object that does more than any penis can do. Vibrate, pump aggressively with no hint of a pause, and some...some even SQUIRT.
All conveniently stored in a bedside drawer.
Have these objects of devil worship meant that women are harder to seduce?! Is it easier for them to have a cup of tea with their side of orgasm?!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't have to shave/wax.
Don't have to wear makeup or do my hair.
Don't need to wear sexy lingerie.
Don't need to do anything in return.
I can roll over and go straight to sleep afterwards.
Satisfaction.
Guaranteed.
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
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"Women are not harder to seduce because of dildos, we just have more standards than some!! 
Is this an attack? I feel attacked "
If that's how you're reading it then you crack on with that accusation |
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"Harder to seduce?
Let's clarify this early! Harder to get in your bed (and this is absolutely not as should be clear a serious post )"
In that case the day a dildo can make a decent cup of coffee, get me a sandwich while I'm having a post orgasm wee and keep my side of the bed warm absolutely will they make it harder to seduce me.  |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
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"Women are not harder to seduce because of dildos, we just have more standards than some!!
More standards than dildos? "
More standards than to just take up any man that offered sex.
Sometimes a toy is all we need and want |
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"Don't have to shave/wax.
Don't have to wear makeup or do my hair.
Don't need to wear sexy lingerie.
Don't need to do anything in return.
I can roll over and go straight to sleep afterwards.
Satisfaction.
Guaranteed.
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And doesn't get offended when I'm done and say "ewwww, get away from me" and drop it off the bed onto the floor with a thud and turn my head in disgust |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Women are not harder to seduce because of dildos, we just have more standards than some!!
More standards than dildos?
More standards than to just take up any man that offered sex.
Sometimes a toy is all we need and want "
The same reasons we ask women. We want a toy.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't have to shave/wax.
Don't have to wear makeup or do my hair.
Don't need to wear sexy lingerie.
Don't need to do anything in return.
I can roll over and go straight to sleep afterwards.
Satisfaction.
Guaranteed.
And doesn't get offended when I'm done and say "ewwww, get away from me" and drop it off the bed onto the floor with a thud and turn my head in disgust "
Your poor dildo. I weep on it's behalf  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I throatfuck myself with a dildo I end up with a sore arm.
There's some good men around who save me from unnecessary exercise.
Long live penis wielders."
Have you throat fucked your dildo now?! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"If I throatfuck myself with a dildo I end up with a sore arm.
There's some good men around who save me from unnecessary exercise.
Long live penis wielders.
Have you throat fucked your dildo now?!"
Yeah. Got to practise when there's not a stuntcock around obviously.  |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
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"Women are not harder to seduce because of dildos, we just have more standards than some!!
More standards than dildos?
More standards than to just take up any man that offered sex.
Sometimes a toy is all we need and want
The same reasons we ask women. We want a toy. "
Good luck with that one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women are not harder to seduce because of dildos, we just have more standards than some!!
More standards than dildos?
More standards than to just take up any man that offered sex.
Sometimes a toy is all we need and want
The same reasons we ask women. We want a toy.
Good luck with that one "
I have my fingers crossed. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I throatfuck myself with a dildo I end up with a sore arm.
There's some good men around who save me from unnecessary exercise.
Long live penis wielders.
Have you throat fucked your dildo now?!
Yeah. Got to practise when there's not a stuntcock around obviously. "
Good grief well please know I absolutely DO NOT want to ever see that are we clear?! That's, DO NOT |
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I have yet to find a man that has given me as good an orgasm as my dildo(s), there may be more than one. Probably says more about my choices though.
A woman with a dildo, now you're talking! (Cleaned in a dishwasher first though, of course) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"With a wand I can orgasm in less than a minute.
A guy takes a lot longer and it's a lot more effort than just lifting my hand.
Same end result.
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But the wand doesn't feel like having a skip in it's step once it's achieved that! Don't you see?! |
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"Don't have to shave/wax.
Don't have to wear makeup or do my hair.
Don't need to wear sexy lingerie.
Don't need to do anything in return.
I can roll over and go straight to sleep afterwards.
Satisfaction.
Guaranteed.
"
So much this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With a wand I can orgasm in less than a minute.
A guy takes a lot longer and it's a lot more effort than just lifting my hand.
Same end result.
But the wand doesn't feel like having a skip in it's step once it's achieved that! Don't you see?!"
I do see.
Wand, less effort = happy me.
You wanna skip buy a skipping rope. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"With a wand I can orgasm in less than a minute.
A guy takes a lot longer and it's a lot more effort than just lifting my hand.
Same end result.
But the wand doesn't feel like having a skip in it's step once it's achieved that! Don't you see?!
I do see.
Wand, less effort = happy me.
You wanna skip buy a skipping rope. "
Well, I can see you're feeling spritely as usual |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With a wand I can orgasm in less than a minute.
A guy takes a lot longer and it's a lot more effort than just lifting my hand.
Same end result.
But the wand doesn't feel like having a skip in it's step once it's achieved that! Don't you see?!
I do see.
Wand, less effort = happy me.
You wanna skip buy a skipping rope.
Well, I can see you're feeling spritely as usual "
If you want sickeningly nice I'm maybe not the one for you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"With a wand I can orgasm in less than a minute.
A guy takes a lot longer and it's a lot more effort than just lifting my hand.
Same end result.
But the wand doesn't feel like having a skip in it's step once it's achieved that! Don't you see?!
I do see.
Wand, less effort = happy me.
You wanna skip buy a skipping rope.
Well, I can see you're feeling spritely as usual
If you want sickeningly nice I'm maybe not the one for you "
I'm just here for the chewed hula hoops and to check out that photoshopped body don't mind me!  |
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I'm kinda baffled by this topic and the OP's opening gambit. I've never found a dildo to be anything other than a toy to complement the fun you can have with someone
Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm guessing one of the biggest differences ladies find between a penis and a dildo is the fact that a dildo is less likely to be attached to a total bellend!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm kinda baffled by this topic and the OP's opening gambit. I've never found a dildo to be anything other than a toy to complement the fun you can have with someone
Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm guessing one of the biggest differences ladies find between a penis and a dildo is the fact that a dildo is less likely to be attached to a total bellend! "
I'm a very serious baffley guy. Some call me the baffler. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"If I throatfuck myself with a dildo I end up with a sore arm.
There's some good men around who save me from unnecessary exercise.
Long live penis wielders.
Have you throat fucked your dildo now?!
Yeah. Got to practise when there's not a stuntcock around obviously.
Good grief well please know I absolutely DO NOT want to ever see that are we clear?! That's, DO NOT "
Oh this is a perfect video idea! Thank you x |
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"If I throatfuck myself with a dildo I end up with a sore arm.
There's some good men around who save me from unnecessary exercise.
Long live penis wielders.
Have you throat fucked your dildo now?!
Yeah. Got to practise when there's not a stuntcock around obviously.
Good grief well please know I absolutely DO NOT want to ever see that are we clear?! That's, DO NOT
Oh this is a perfect video idea! Thank you x"
count me in x |
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I actually say something about this in my profile. Toys can give me orgasms but rarely satisfy me for long or in the ways a human connection can. I'll always need people as well as toys, but unfortunately not all folks are worth the time lol.
Did just buy myself a new toy with three way stimulation and thrusting. It looked amazing online but now I have it I can't try it because its an absolute power tool and not at all subtle  Need to wait til I'm home alone  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If a dildo could give knee-tremblingly good eye contact, I'd be single forever.
Maybe I should stick googly eyes on mine."
Those eyes just going crazy in ecstacy giving you what you need. Oogly boogly! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Still got to get the buggers out the drawer though. A dildo with little legs that came when you whistled maybe? "
It might as well talk as well then, in a cockney London accent obviously |
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