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By *lexV16 OP Man
over a year ago
Welling |
By mean of the other topic here. Some ladies are looking for a man for Xmas period to go to Xmas market, watch Die Hard and help with xmas dinner servings.
So guys, if you are available, say you are in and provide brief of what you can offer for these few days. Who knows it might make your Xmas fun
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"By mean of the other topic here. Some ladies are looking for a man for Xmas period to go to Xmas market, watch Die Hard and help with xmas dinner servings.
So guys, if you are available, say you are in and provide brief of what you can offer for these few days. Who knows it might make your Xmas fun
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I bring penis, grunts, and alcoholism. Don't you all rush at once! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am free for
-- holding your spiced pumpkin latte while you handle expensive hand made gifts you won't actually buy.
-- Making sausage jokes at the German Hot Dog stalls.
-- Complimenting you on your lovely wooden coat
-- Surprising you with a pre Christmas gift of lovely socks and/or gloves
-- Not being an embarrassing oik in public
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"I am free for
-- holding your spiced pumpkin latte while you handle expensive hand made gifts you won't actually buy.
-- Making sausage jokes at the German Hot Dog stalls.
-- Complimenting you on your lovely wooden coat
-- Surprising you with a pre Christmas gift of lovely socks and/or gloves
-- Not being an embarrassing oik in public
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You are such a catch  |
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"By mean of the other topic here. Some ladies are looking for a man for Xmas period to go to Xmas market, watch Die Hard and help with xmas dinner servings.
So guys, if you are available, say you are in and provide brief of what you can offer for these few days. Who knows it might make your Xmas fun
I bring penis, grunts, and alcoholism. Don't you all rush at once!"
You had me at grunts  |
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"I am free for
-- holding your spiced pumpkin latte while you handle expensive hand made gifts you won't actually buy.
-- Making sausage jokes at the German Hot Dog stalls.
-- Complimenting you on your lovely wooden coat
-- Surprising you with a pre Christmas gift of lovely socks and/or gloves
-- Not being an embarrassing oik in public
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A wooden coat sounds rather uncomfortable  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am free for
-- holding your spiced pumpkin latte while you handle expensive hand made gifts you won't actually buy.
-- Making sausage jokes at the German Hot Dog stalls.
-- Complimenting you on your lovely wooden coat
-- Surprising you with a pre Christmas gift of lovely socks and/or gloves
-- Not being an embarrassing oik in public
A wooden coat sounds rather uncomfortable "
Especially when too close to those outdoor fires... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am free for
-- holding your spiced pumpkin latte while you handle expensive hand made gifts you won't actually buy.
-- Making sausage jokes at the German Hot Dog stalls.
-- Complimenting you on your lovely wooden coat
-- Surprising you with a pre Christmas gift of lovely socks and/or gloves
-- Not being an embarrassing oik in public
A wooden coat sounds rather uncomfortable "
My phone hates me, official. |
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By *lexV16 OP Man
over a year ago
Welling |
I’ll come with toolbox and wine.
I’ll help you with all that small house fixes you put a way for a long time.
In addition to it, I’ll offer my help on the kitchen possibly naked and will put the dishes to dishwasher after.
Great snog and lots of cuddles serving hot mulled wine on evenings watching Love Actually.
Willing to visit your parents and be the centre of the evening to spare you all these questions for when you are going to settle down. |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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I can do the markets , hot chocolate , a snuggle on the sofa with die hard, ( I am
Snuggler not Snuglee). I can add a real fire too but can’t do the traditional Xmas dinner , it’s Italian or Indian: |
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"I’ll come with toolbox and wine.
I’ll help you with all that small house fixes you put a way for a long time.
In addition to it, I’ll offer my help on the kitchen possibly naked and will put the dishes to dishwasher after.
Great snog and lots of cuddles serving hot mulled wine on evenings watching Love Actually.
Willing to visit your parents and be the centre of the evening to spare you all these questions for when you are going to settle down."
Please don’t visit my folks though. I don’t know how I’d explain that one  |
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By *lexV16 OP Man
over a year ago
Welling |
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Willing to visit your parents and be the centre of the evening to spare you all these questions for when you are going to settle down.
Please don’t visit my folks though. I don’t know how I’d explain that one "
Deal. I wasn’t expecting invites from couples but I could be a good whiskey talk partner to your hubby as well |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
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"I’ll come with toolbox and wine.
I’ll help you with all that small house fixes you put a way for a long time.
In addition to it, I’ll offer my help on the kitchen possibly naked and will put the dishes to dishwasher after.
Great snog and lots of cuddles serving hot mulled wine on evenings watching Love Actually.
Willing to visit your parents and be the centre of the evening to spare you all these questions for when you are going to settle down.
Please don’t visit my folks though. I don’t know how I’d explain that one "
Or make me endure Love Actually  |
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"By mean of the other topic here. Some ladies are looking for a man for Xmas period to go to Xmas market, watch Die Hard and help with xmas dinner servings.
So guys, if you are available, say you are in and provide brief of what you can offer for these few days. Who knows it might make your Xmas fun
I bring penis, grunts, and alcoholism. Don't you all rush at once!"
If you bring alcohol…. You’re in. |
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By *lexV16 OP Man
over a year ago
Welling |
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Please don’t visit my folks though. I don’t know how I’d explain that one
Or make me endure Love Actually "
Oh, sorry. It’s a deal breaker. I am openminded to all types of Xmas time but LA should be part of it |
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"I’ll come with toolbox and wine.
I’ll help you with all that small house fixes you put a way for a long time.
In addition to it, I’ll offer my help on the kitchen possibly naked and will put the dishes to dishwasher after.
Great snog and lots of cuddles serving hot mulled wine on evenings watching Love Actually.
Willing to visit your parents and be the centre of the evening to spare you all these questions for when you are going to settle down."
You are a catch  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"By mean of the other topic here. Some ladies are looking for a man for Xmas period to go to Xmas market, watch Die Hard and help with xmas dinner servings.
So guys, if you are available, say you are in and provide brief of what you can offer for these few days. Who knows it might make your Xmas fun
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Actually, I'm going the other way, explain why you'd rather spend Xmas with me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"By mean of the other topic here. Some ladies are looking for a man for Xmas period to go to Xmas market, watch Die Hard and help with xmas dinner servings.
So guys, if you are available, say you are in and provide brief of what you can offer for these few days. Who knows it might make your Xmas fun
I bring penis, grunts, and alcoholism. Don't you all rush at once!"
What about snacks |
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