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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Do they have chastity belts to stop any of that weird shit going anywhere near my groin? 
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Just stick an anti-vaxxer near your groin. That'll kill your libido no end."
Fucks sake. I just spent 5 minutes trying to wipe some dirt off my phone screen
It's a randomly placed full stop. 
More coffee required. Its been a long weekend. 
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"Do they have chastity belts to stop any of that weird shit going anywhere near my groin?
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Just stick an anti-vaxxer near your groin. That'll kill your libido no end."
True enough. Dry as the desert. Gross |
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"Do they have chastity belts to stop any of that weird shit going anywhere near my groin?
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Just stick an anti-vaxxer near your groin. That'll kill your libido no end.
Fucks sake. I just spent 5 minutes trying to wipe some dirt off my phone screen
It's a randomly placed full stop.
More coffee required. Its been a long weekend.
A"
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"Anyone else ever looked at sex toys on chinese marketplace websites? Spent an amusing hour with a friend last night - more than a few "omg, what the hell is that" moments. Spectacular low prices for tentactular devices. Every colour possible, including some combinations rather improbable. Delivered in time for Christmas - that's next Christmas, not this Christmas.
What's your favourite far side of the world silicone friend?"
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