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By *orl1971 OP Couple
over a year ago
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It’s always hard to break to ice but you do get some silly questions on Fab when people message.
Just had “How naughty is your hot wife?” from a guy. How are you supposed to answer that? We just said 7.5 on the metric scale. 
What’s the silliest question you’ve had ?
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“How on earth you’re single?”
My usual response is “because I’m ugly, fat and broke, have attachment issues and unresolved childhood trauma, FAF?”
It usually ends the conversation.
I wonder why, though? It’s true  |
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over a year ago
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I have a guy who regularly asks me which clubs I go to.
Just for my amusement, I give the same reply every time, listing the clubs.
He then doesn't reply, leaves it 10 days or so, and asks again  |
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"“How on earth you’re single?”
My usual response is “because I’m ugly, fat and broke, have attachment issues and unresolved childhood trauma, FAF?”
It usually ends the conversation.
I wonder why, though? It’s true "
Honesty is always the best policy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Even I've had 'can I put my hand in your ass' before 
You promised you wouldn’t tell anyone "
I said that the first time but you kept asking and asking and I've told you again and again, only if I can you first! |
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over a year ago
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"I once attended a course years ago and the instructor used to say repeatedly “there’s no such thing as a stupid question”, I’ll direct him here"
You shoulda asked him if he was a course instructor to take advantage of his students, see what reply that would have got from him |
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"I once attended a course years ago and the instructor used to say repeatedly “there’s no such thing as a stupid question”, I’ll direct him here
You shoulda asked him if he was a course instructor to take advantage of his students, see what reply that would have got from him "
Probably me removed from the course |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once attended a course years ago and the instructor used to say repeatedly “there’s no such thing as a stupid question”, I’ll direct him here
You shoulda asked him if he was a course instructor to take advantage of his students, see what reply that would have got from him
Probably me removed from the course "
After telling you it was a good question?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Even I've had 'can I put my hand in your ass' before did they ask to wave hello
A gentleman and I once shook hands inside a vagina"
You're not even joking here are you? |
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"Even I've had 'can I put my hand in your ass' before did they ask to wave hello
A gentleman and I once shook hands inside a vagina
You're not even joking here are you? "
It was at Quest. There were witnesses. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"“How on earth you’re single?”
My usual response is “because I’m ugly, fat and broke, have attachment issues and unresolved childhood trauma, FAF?”
It usually ends the conversation.
I wonder why, though? It’s true "
I love this.. so me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Even I've had 'can I put my hand in your ass' before did they ask to wave hello
A gentleman and I once shook hands inside a vagina
You're not even joking here are you?
It was at Quest. There were witnesses. "
My favourite part is how you refer to him as a gentleman because he was so polite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“How on earth you’re single?”
My usual response is “because I’m ugly, fat and broke, have attachment issues and unresolved childhood trauma, FAF?”
It usually ends the conversation.
I wonder why, though? It’s true "
I call bullshit on this.
There is no way a message ending in FAF ends most conversations |
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"I have a guy who regularly asks me which clubs I go to.
Just for my amusement, I give the same reply every time, listing the clubs.
He then doesn't reply, leaves it 10 days or so, and asks again "
Maybe he is wanking over club names |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you got red hair?
I felt like drop kicking my phone out of the window at that point.
Careful. You could get through a lot of phones on here!"
I know, right? I had to buy an industrial strength phone case, to be sure it’s safe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Even I've had 'can I put my hand in your ass' before
You promised you wouldn’t tell anyone
I said that the first time but you kept asking and asking and I've told you again and again, only if I can you first!"
Ladies first  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Even I've had 'can I put my hand in your ass' before
You promised you wouldn’t tell anyone
I said that the first time but you kept asking and asking and I've told you again and again, only if I can you first!
Ladies first "
You best have little hands! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get lots of
Where exactly in the south west are you?
Nothing else, that’s the message
If I wanted you to know, it would say"
Not close enough is all I need to know (insert violin emoji here) |
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"“How on earth you’re single?”
My usual response is “because I’m ugly, fat and broke, have attachment issues and unresolved childhood trauma, FAF?”
It usually ends the conversation.
I wonder why, though? It’s true
I call bullshit on this.
There is no way a message ending in FAF ends most conversations"
Dunno, FAF, btw? |
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