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How to reduce a woman to frustration
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over a year ago
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"Just the microwave??! Leaving any doors and drawers open makes me lose my shit"
HC we agree again!
I can't relax in a kitchen or bedroom if drawers are open. Maybe mild OCD I don't know I'm not a therapist but close that shit up! |
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Leave the toilet lid open and room lights switched on. Forget to remove the clog of hair from the shower plughole. Don't wear the silly duck slippers you've been given, then complain about feet being cold. |
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over a year ago
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You know, right now you're acting like you're here: *raises hand in a bar action*
I'm gonna need to to bring it down a touch *lowers hand*
Need to do it with a really smug face as well |
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"Do 50% of the cleaning and declare that the house is the most spotless it's ever been, then demand congratulations and a reward for your amazing effort."
50%. That's good going..
But yeah it's the
Oh it was such a hard week and look at this generous thing I've done for you aren't I just the best partner
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"Do 50% of the cleaning and declare that the house is the most spotless it's ever been, then demand congratulations and a reward for your amazing effort.
50%. That's good going..
But yeah it's the
Oh it was such a hard week and look at this generous thing I've done for you aren't I just the best partner
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You know, right now you're acting like you're here: *raises hand in a bar action*
I'm gonna need to to bring it down a touch *lowers hand*
Need to do it with a really smug face as well "
I’m gonna need you to say that again but in a more serious tone   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You know, right now you're acting like you're here: *raises hand in a bar action*
I'm gonna need to to bring it down a touch *lowers hand*
Need to do it with a really smug face as well
I’m gonna need you to say that again but in a more serious tone "
Ooooh not sure I can do serious, you might end up laughing more than being frustrated  |
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"Call looking after the kids "baby sitting"
Refuse to ask for directions.
Blame any non positive emotion as time of the month. "
Yes ..I can definitely agree in 2/3 of these
If they are your kids then you aren't babysitting!. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has anyone bought a sex toy that takes batteries rather than being rechargeable in the last decade?
This will be the sort of joke that todays kids won’t understand in about 5 years… |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Clean the bathroom, make a great big song and dance telling me you’ve done it…and then get a right mood on when I point out you haven’t done the taps
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So petty, it’s all tit for tap with you women… |
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"Clean the bathroom, make a great big song and dance telling me you’ve done it…and then get a right mood on when I point out you haven’t done the taps
So petty, it’s all tit for tap with you women…"
I’ve got a lot of tit, so…  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Clean the bathroom, make a great big song and dance telling me you’ve done it…and then get a right mood on when I point out you haven’t done the taps
So petty, it’s all tit for tap with you women…
I’ve got a lot of tit, so… "
If I clean your taps will you complain if I don’t also polish your plug hole?
Erm…. 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Clean the bathroom, make a great big song and dance telling me you’ve done it…and then get a right mood on when I point out you haven’t done the taps
So petty, it’s all tit for tap with you women…
I’ve got a lot of tit, so… "
I always pay special attention to taps as well...hold strong brother you've got this. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Leave toilet lid up .. obviously it's a fucking hardship to pop it back down I mean they complain if you piss Ower the seat (and rightly so) then complain you've left the lid up ..
Leave lid off or open on toothpaste
Squeeze toothpaste from middle
Put the bog roll on the wrong way round
BREATHING  |
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By *ndiiiMan
over a year ago
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"Leave toilet lid up .. obviously it's a fucking hardship to pop it back down I mean they complain if you piss Ower the seat (and rightly so)
then complain you've left the lid up ..
Leave lid off or open on toothpaste
Squeeze toothpaste from middle
Put the bog roll on the wrong way round
BREATHING "
Wiping cock on the curtains |
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