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over a year ago
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"Show him boobs.
You are welcome.
Actually just one and I'm yours. 2 has me fainting in your arms."
You faint seeing 2 boobs? How's having sex working out for you generally in life?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Show him boobs.
You are welcome.
Actually just one and I'm yours. 2 has me fainting in your arms.
Oh I have to make sure I'm lying down
You faint seeing 2 boobs? How's having sex working out for you generally in life? "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Show him boobs.
You are welcome.
Dont really care about boobs. Its ass or dont bother
Ok ladies, for the above just turn around.
Yeah, depends on the ass though"
Don't be ruining the reputation of men please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Show him boobs.
You are welcome.
Dont really care about boobs. Its ass or dont bother
Ok ladies, for the above just turn around.
Yeah, depends on the ass though
Don't be ruining the reputation of men please. "
Coyote we love you more than just your tits and ass don't worry.
I mean if your asking than yeah, that takes up a lot of love but we only have so much to give! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't
Don't seduce? Don't show them boobs?
Maybes just watch Netflix instead. Good idea. "
Netflix is the best option. With rum cream and long socks. And The Grinch.
Never seduce a man because he will cum on your toes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Show him boobs.
You are welcome.
Dont really care about boobs. Its ass or dont bother
Ok ladies, for the above just turn around.
Yeah, depends on the ass though
Don't be ruining the reputation of men please.
Coyote we love you more than just your tits and ass don't worry.
I mean if your asking than yeah, that takes up a lot of love but we only have so much to give!"
Erm I'm pretty sure you don't speak for all men.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't
Don't seduce? Don't show them boobs?
Maybes just watch Netflix instead. Good idea.
Netflix is the best option. With rum cream and long socks. And The Grinch.
Never seduce a man because he will cum on your toes."
Oh jeez .
Yeah forget men, I'm doing this. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't
Don't seduce? Don't show them boobs?
Maybes just watch Netflix instead. Good idea.
Netflix is the best option. With rum cream and long socks. And The Grinch.
Never seduce a man because he will cum on your toes."
Foolhardlys foot fetish enters the room |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Even then I'd wonder if they're just trying to be nice"
I bet when you're wearing that jacket every woman shows you her tits. I love it. Is it from Home Bargains?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Show him boobs.
You are welcome.
Dont really care about boobs. Its ass or dont bother
Ok ladies, for the above just turn around.
Yeah, depends on the ass though
Don't be ruining the reputation of men please.
Coyote we love you more than just your tits and ass don't worry.
I mean if your asking than yeah, that takes up a lot of love but we only have so much to give!
Erm I'm pretty sure you don't speak for all men.
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I feel like there's some friction between us today and it isn't the kind I prayed to all things holy about last night... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Show him boobs.
You are welcome.
Dont really care about boobs. Its ass or dont bother
Ok ladies, for the above just turn around.
Yeah, depends on the ass though
Don't be ruining the reputation of men please.
Coyote we love you more than just your tits and ass don't worry.
I mean if your asking than yeah, that takes up a lot of love but we only have so much to give!
Erm I'm pretty sure you don't speak for all men.
I feel like there's some friction between us today and it isn't the kind I prayed to all things holy about last night... "
Lovers tiff.
It'll blow over. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Show him boobs.
You are welcome.
Dont really care about boobs. Its ass or dont bother
Ok ladies, for the above just turn around.
Yeah, depends on the ass though
Don't be ruining the reputation of men please.
Coyote we love you more than just your tits and ass don't worry.
I mean if your asking than yeah, that takes up a lot of love but we only have so much to give!
Erm I'm pretty sure you don't speak for all men.
I feel like there's some friction between us today and it isn't the kind I prayed to all things holy about last night...
Lovers tiff.
It'll blow over."
Glad to hear it will from you cause sometimes you just get blocked instead  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Even then I'd wonder if they're just trying to be nice
I bet when you're wearing that jacket every woman shows you her tits. I love it. Is it from Home Bargains? "
C'mon now, I have a little more class than that... It was from Amazon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Even then I'd wonder if they're just trying to be nice
We are.
Well thank you, and have a lovely evening *bows out*"
But you must have missed lemon talking about her toes?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"easy, doll up looking like a cheap SLUT and milk big dicks with tight holes (leaving them wearing a big smile & cumming back 4 more).   "
That doesn't sound easy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Even then I'd wonder if they're just trying to be nice
I bet when you're wearing that jacket every woman shows you her tits. I love it. Is it from Home Bargains?
C'mon now, I have a little more class than that... It was from Amazon "
Amazon, the devil company sucking our local economies dry.
Shame on you you fool. Hardly. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Show him boobs.
You are welcome.
Dont really care about boobs. Its ass or dont bother
Ok ladies, for the above just turn around.
Yeah, depends on the ass though
Don't be ruining the reputation of men please.
Coyote we love you more than just your tits and ass don't worry.
I mean if your asking than yeah, that takes up a lot of love but we only have so much to give!
Erm I'm pretty sure you don't speak for all men.
I feel like there's some friction between us today and it isn't the kind I prayed to all things holy about last night...
Lovers tiff.
It'll blow over.
Glad to hear it will from you cause sometimes you just get blocked instead "
Cock blocked? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Even then I'd wonder if they're just trying to be nice
I bet when you're wearing that jacket every woman shows you her tits. I love it. Is it from Home Bargains?
C'mon now, I have a little more class than that... It was from Amazon
Amazon, the devil company sucking our local economies dry.
Shame on you you fool. Hardly."
You buy anything in Amazon!!
It's amazing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"easy, doll up looking like a cheap SLUT and milk big dicks with tight holes (leaving them wearing a big smile & cumming back 4 more).
That doesn't sound easy."
Maybe not 4 a lady |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Show him boobs.
You are welcome.
Dont really care about boobs. Its ass or dont bother
Ok ladies, for the above just turn around.
Yeah, depends on the ass though
Don't be ruining the reputation of men please.
Coyote we love you more than just your tits and ass don't worry.
I mean if your asking than yeah, that takes up a lot of love but we only have so much to give!
Erm I'm pretty sure you don't speak for all men.
I feel like there's some friction between us today and it isn't the kind I prayed to all things holy about last night...
Lovers tiff.
It'll blow over.
Glad to hear it will from you cause sometimes you just get blocked instead
Cock blocked?"
Every type of blocking which let me tell you, is not ideal for coitus! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Even then I'd wonder if they're just trying to be nice
I bet when you're wearing that jacket every woman shows you her tits. I love it. Is it from Home Bargains?
C'mon now, I have a little more class than that... It was from Amazon
Amazon, the devil company sucking our local economies dry.
Shame on you you fool. Hardly.
You buy anything in Amazon!!
It's amazing."
But my poor local Ann summers! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Even then I'd wonder if they're just trying to be nice
I bet when you're wearing that jacket every woman shows you her tits. I love it. Is it from Home Bargains?
C'mon now, I have a little more class than that... It was from Amazon
Amazon, the devil company sucking our local economies dry.
Shame on you you fool. Hardly.
You buy anything in Amazon!!
It's amazing.
But my poor local Ann summers!"
Ann summers is shite. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In my experience, a flash of lace top stockings and a heavy dose of sarcasm and sass seems to do the job.
In dire straights you can offer a pizza and a blowjob though."
Yeah I can see how this could work. Not for me obviously being the classy sort I am...but others, yeah, absolutely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Even then I'd wonder if they're just trying to be nice
I bet when you're wearing that jacket every woman shows you her tits. I love it. Is it from Home Bargains?
C'mon now, I have a little more class than that... It was from Amazon
Amazon, the devil company sucking our local economies dry.
Shame on you you fool. Hardly.
You buy anything in Amazon!!
It's amazing.
But my poor local Ann summers!
Ann summers is shite. "
Shall we wrestle about this later? This argument is public and people are looking...   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Even then I'd wonder if they're just trying to be nice
I bet when you're wearing that jacket every woman shows you her tits. I love it. Is it from Home Bargains?
C'mon now, I have a little more class than that... It was from Amazon
Amazon, the devil company sucking our local economies dry.
Shame on you you fool. Hardly.
You buy anything in Amazon!!
It's amazing.
But my poor local Ann summers!
Ann summers is shite.
Shall we wrestle about this later? This argument is public and people are looking... "
You don't like people looking |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Even then I'd wonder if they're just trying to be nice
I bet when you're wearing that jacket every woman shows you her tits. I love it. Is it from Home Bargains?
C'mon now, I have a little more class than that... It was from Amazon
Amazon, the devil company sucking our local economies dry.
Shame on you you fool. Hardly.
You buy anything in Amazon!!
It's amazing.
But my poor local Ann summers!
Ann summers is shite.
Shall we wrestle about this later? This argument is public and people are looking...
You don't like people looking "
I missed off the ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Even then I'd wonder if they're just trying to be nice
I bet when you're wearing that jacket every woman shows you her tits. I love it. Is it from Home Bargains?
C'mon now, I have a little more class than that... It was from Amazon
Amazon, the devil company sucking our local economies dry.
Shame on you you fool. Hardly.
You buy anything in Amazon!!
It's amazing.
But my poor local Ann summers!
Ann summers is shite.
Shall we wrestle about this later? This argument is public and people are looking...
You don't like people looking "
They can watch the wrestle... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Boobs? That's so 2021. It's all about the gapping fanny's this season 
Hairy?
Does the pope wank in the woods? Of course!"
I don't think he does. There's no woodland nearby the Vatican for starters... |
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"Boobs? That's so 2021. It's all about the gapping fanny's this season
Hairy?
Does the pope wank in the woods? Of course!
I don't think he does. There's no woodland nearby the Vatican for starters..."
You'll be telling me he's not a Catholic next.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Boobs? That's so 2021. It's all about the gapping fanny's this season
Hairy?
Does the pope wank in the woods? Of course!
I don't think he does. There's no woodland nearby the Vatican for starters...
You'll be telling me he's not a Catholic next.."
No he is that - big knowledge there |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Even then I'd wonder if they're just trying to be nice
I bet when you're wearing that jacket every woman shows you her tits. I love it. Is it from Home Bargains?
C'mon now, I have a little more class than that... It was from Amazon
Amazon, the devil company sucking our local economies dry.
Shame on you you fool. Hardly."
Pretty sure you can find something shit in every big corporation if you want to start that. Unless you want to go completely off grifld and live as a hermit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Even then I'd wonder if they're just trying to be nice
I bet when you're wearing that jacket every woman shows you her tits. I love it. Is it from Home Bargains?
C'mon now, I have a little more class than that... It was from Amazon
Amazon, the devil company sucking our local economies dry.
Shame on you you fool. Hardly.
Pretty sure you can find something shit in every big corporation if you want to start that. Unless you want to go completely off grifld and live as a hermit"
Only if you'll join me I'll bring travel cluedo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Show him boobs.
You are welcome.
You had me at boobs. Mmmm... boobs
I’m still waiting for boobs to see if it is true.
Look about, there's plenty."
Can you recommend any? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Show him boobs.
You are welcome.
You had me at boobs. Mmmm... boobs
See
Now that you have decrypted the complex mystery of man, what are you going to do with this knowledge and power?"
Meh, probably go and watch Netflix. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Show him boobs.
You are welcome.
You had me at boobs. Mmmm... boobs
I’m still waiting for boobs to see if it is true.
Look about, there's plenty.
Can you recommend any?"
Those ones. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bend over and wiggle your bottom
That only works if you have a bottom like yours "
Haha Renna whatsherface from Holywood housewives said it's what she does to her hubby.. 20 seconds in and ding!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"bend over and wiggle your bum,, works everytime
Not in my experience.
Coyote remember gay men won't ever want to have sex with you!"
But I like them!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grab him by the willy and shout “this one’s mine” ?
Ewwww you touch it?
In her mouth and everything! I know, I think she needs an exorcism too!"
Even the balls sometimes….I’ll show myself out! |
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"Grab him by the willy and shout “this one’s mine” ?
Ewwww you touch it?
In her mouth and everything! I know, I think she needs an exorcism too!
Even the balls sometimes….I’ll show myself out! "
I think you should  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Grab him by the willy and shout “this one’s mine” ?
Ewwww you touch it?
In her mouth and everything! I know, I think she needs an exorcism too!
Even the balls sometimes….I’ll show myself out! "
Young lady you just retire to my bedroom at once!
For the exorcism, obviously |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Show him boobs.
You are welcome.
You had me at boobs. Mmmm... boobs
I’m still waiting for boobs to see if it is true.
Oh it's true. I've seen some and they were magical "
Do that put a spell on you? |
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