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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Welcome, welcome in. Doctor love man maker here. Presenting a Sunday evening special in which the fine ladies of this forum, yes you, are going to teach these devilish men how to woo the female, how to entice, and how to get those lovely flirty eyelashes dancing like we all like.
So women, you goddesses of the human race, reveal please, your finest tips and secrets of sorcery, and hopefully the man will learn to be better from them.
How, the question is, do you seduce a woman like yourself?
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I think most men on here have truly forgotten the art of seduction. "Fuck me now" does not get my knickers wet, that's for sure. Or the guy will 20 photos of different women fucking him and giving him bj like he's a sex god. No thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think most men on here have truly forgotten the art of seduction. "Fuck me now" does not get my knickers wet, that's for sure. Or the guy will 20 photos of different women fucking him and giving him bj like he's a sex god. No thanks"
Grab your coat... you've pulled  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Usually with my Charing personality to overcome my facial discrepancy. This can often take a while which is why fab and I are unsuitable. But I do love looking a bums and boobs so there is that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Surely if we give hints and tips on how to seduce us, then no real effort is going to be used to seduce us, as you'll already know what works?"
Oh I already know how to seduce you. Guys dm for the answer if you wanna know how to woo the boo x |
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For me personally I need to find someone interesting. It helps if they're passionate (about anything, I don't give a shit about the gym but I could listen to one of my partners go on about it for hours and still feel engaged and involved in what he's on about), the right kind of dark humour helps too. People with opinions and things to actually talk about and discuss different points of view on instead of mindless vacant small talk or just nodding and agreeing as if saying their opinion varies from mine will somehow destroy everything.
But I know I'm fucking hard work. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a sucker for sweet kindhearted words, making me feel loved and cared for
I write poems, i have for some on here "
I've read one of yours and loved it, you have a great talent |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
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"I'm a sucker for sweet kindhearted words, making me feel loved and cared for
I write poems, i have for some on here
I've read one of yours and loved it, you have a great talent "
aww thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s a shame but the art of seduction has truly been lost 
Which is why this thread exists! Whats your tips fine woman?!"
It starts in the mind and a little respect goes a long way  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Genuinely: intelligence, good banter and the ability to make me laugh. Preferably also not 50 pics of your dick from various angles in my inbox."
This. The ability to hold a conversation with me and get me laughing is a must! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Genuinely: intelligence, good banter and the ability to make me laugh. Preferably also not 50 pics of your dick from various angles in my inbox.
This. The ability to hold a conversation with me and get me laughing is a must!"
Can't I just cut to the chase and tickle  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Genuinely: intelligence, good banter and the ability to make me laugh. Preferably also not 50 pics of your dick from various angles in my inbox.
This. The ability to hold a conversation with me and get me laughing is a must!"
What about the ability to hold you up against a wall? |
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"Ripped gym body. Money.
Your welcome!!
Oh god no. Flaunting either of those would put me reet off!"
I find it a massive turn off when they show off what a sex God they are on their profile and messages  |
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They have the cock. But not the personality. They have the face but not the cock. Can't really win so I stick with my vibrator until I find the full package. The right attitude is the number one charm followed by impeccable manners and good looks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They have the cock. But not the personality. They have the face but not the cock. Can't really win so I stick with my vibrator until I find the full package. The right attitude is the number one charm followed by impeccable manners and good looks "
I have cock, personality and humour...so what if I'm fugly. Just sit on my face!! |
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"They have the cock. But not the personality. They have the face but not the cock. Can't really win so I stick with my vibrator until I find the full package. The right attitude is the number one charm followed by impeccable manners and good looks
I have cock, personality and humour...so what if I'm fugly. Just sit on my face!! "
Erm definitely a no. I can't stand instant sex talk with strangers. Charm me with your intelligence |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They have the cock. But not the personality. They have the face but not the cock. Can't really win so I stick with my vibrator until I find the full package. The right attitude is the number one charm followed by impeccable manners and good looks
I have cock, personality and humour...so what if I'm fugly. Just sit on my face!!
Erm definitely a no. I can't stand instant sex talk with strangers. Charm me with your intelligence "
It wasn't sex talk it was me taking the piss out of your shallow elitism!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They have the cock. But not the personality. They have the face but not the cock. Can't really win so I stick with my vibrator until I find the full package. The right attitude is the number one charm followed by impeccable manners and good looks
I have cock, personality and humour...so what if I'm fugly. Just sit on my face!!
Erm definitely a no. I can't stand instant sex talk with strangers. Charm me with your intelligence
It wasn't sex talk it was me taking the piss out of your shallow elitism!!"
Or....just have the best cock. Instant sex apparently.
Ah the irony. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They have the cock. But not the personality. They have the face but not the cock. Can't really win so I stick with my vibrator until I find the full package. The right attitude is the number one charm followed by impeccable manners and good looks
I have cock, personality and humour...so what if I'm fugly. Just sit on my face!!
Erm definitely a no. I can't stand instant sex talk with strangers. Charm me with your intelligence
It wasn't sex talk it was me taking the piss out of your shallow elitism!!
Or....just have the best cock. Instant sex apparently.
Ah the irony. "
At what point did I ever say "best cock" absolutely no irony on my behalf |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really need to stop.
Don’t stop. Oh baby, don’t stop. Oh god, oh fuck, oh yes. Don’t stop. Etc. Etc.
If you say etc etc that kinda ruins the mood. "
that may the first useful tip here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They have the cock. But not the personality. They have the face but not the cock. Can't really win so I stick with my vibrator until I find the full package. The right attitude is the number one charm followed by impeccable manners and good looks
I have cock, personality and humour...so what if I'm fugly. Just sit on my face!!
Erm definitely a no. I can't stand instant sex talk with strangers. Charm me with your intelligence
It wasn't sex talk it was me taking the piss out of your shallow elitism!!
Or....just have the best cock. Instant sex apparently.
Ah the irony.
At what point did I ever say "best cock" absolutely no irony on my behalf"
Well I've just made an absolute tit of myself...but no fear, I'm man enough to apologise on thread. I'm sorry Coyote |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I really need to stop.
Don’t stop. Oh baby, don’t stop. Oh god, oh fuck, oh yes. Don’t stop. Etc. Etc.
If you say etc etc that kinda ruins the mood. that may the first useful tip here "
You are welcome |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I really need to stop.
Don’t stop. Oh baby, don’t stop. Oh god, oh fuck, oh yes. Don’t stop. Etc. Etc.
If you say etc etc that kinda ruins the mood. that may the first useful tip here
You are welcome "
Not all men the etc is the part that makes me lose myself (and my load) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chocolate, job done
I don't even like chocolates. So not everyone into alcohol and chocolates."
I’ve got a Chupa Chups you can suck on unless you prefer something bigger |
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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago
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Depends on the age but I found when I was 18 handbrake skids in empty supermarket carparks in my xr2 was definitely the way to charm the knickers off the girls
Really ain’t got a clue nowadays
Don’t you swipe left or right ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Genuinely: intelligence, good banter and the ability to make me laugh. Preferably also not 50 pics of your dick from various angles in my inbox.
This. The ability to hold a conversation with me and get me laughing is a must!
What about the ability to hold you up against a wall? "
Well that goes without saying.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They say treat em mean, keep them keen (etc etc)
So...
Call looking after the kids "baby sitting"
Refuse to ask for directions.
Blame any non positive emotion as time of the month. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gimme a kebab and a can of pop and I'm up for a bit of hunky dory and a five finger knuckle shuffle behind the bin at Lidls 
Aldi in 10 mins then "
See you there or be square |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gimme a kebab and a can of pop and I'm up for a bit of hunky dory and a five finger knuckle shuffle behind the bin at Lidls
I knew I liked you."
Who doesn't like a classy bird ay |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gin 
And chocolate
It’s all you need 
Noted.
Rhubarb and ginger gin and anything chocolate orange please "
Rhubarb and ginger gin sounds lovely. Can you taste the flavours? (I dont drink much but always tempted by ginger anything) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gin
And chocolate
It’s all you need
Noted.
Rhubarb and ginger gin and anything chocolate orange please
Rhubarb and ginger gin sounds lovely. Can you taste the flavours? (I dont drink much but always tempted by ginger anything)"
I didn’t think I’d like it but it’s really the only thing I drink now. The ginger isn’t really overpowering so you can only taste a hint of it. It’s lovely  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gin
And chocolate
It’s all you need
Noted.
Rhubarb and ginger gin and anything chocolate orange please
Rhubarb and ginger gin sounds lovely. Can you taste the flavours? (I dont drink much but always tempted by ginger anything)
I didn’t think I’d like it but it’s really the only thing I drink now. The ginger isn’t really overpowering so you can only taste a hint of it. It’s lovely "
I may make it a christmas treat for myself then |
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"Gin
And chocolate
It’s all you need
Noted.
Rhubarb and ginger gin and anything chocolate orange please "
Consider it done!
(And while we're on gin, I got slightly obsessed with grapefruit gin over the summer, but rhubarb and ginger sounds great!) |
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"Doesn't look like the craft beer and pizza approach works either.
Oh well, I'll buy them and seduce myself.
It would work on me  "
Excellent, what you drinking? Got some really great stuff I brought back from Poland, including a Bourbon BA imperial stout. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Doesn't look like the craft beer and pizza approach works either.
Oh well, I'll buy them and seduce myself.
It would work on me
Excellent, what you drinking? Got some really great stuff I brought back from Poland, including a Bourbon BA imperial stout."
Offt line 'em up ! |
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"Doesn't look like the craft beer and pizza approach works either.
Oh well, I'll buy them and seduce myself.
It would work on me
Excellent, what you drinking? Got some really great stuff I brought back from Poland, including a Bourbon BA imperial stout.
Offt line 'em up ! "
Flight board?
Komes bourbon oak Porter by Browar Fortuna
Komes Russian Imperial stout by Browar Fortuna
BA ten tonne truck by brewdog
Pancake stack imperial porter by cerebral brewing
Also have some very nice polish vodka.
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Be a good listener ask her questions and really listen to her voice and look at her.eye contact
and enjoy the conversation and the company.
Smile and hopefully you both feel a tingle,see if she has a real soul . |
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I tend to treat a woman like she’s got a brain, isn’t desperate, appreciates being treated with respect, likes to be listened to, appreciates an exchange if opinions, value her point of view and never be in a hurry.
Oh and reassure her she’s safe in your company…. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I tend to treat a woman like she’s got a brain, isn’t desperate, appreciates being treated with respect, likes to be listened to, appreciates an exchange if opinions, value her point of view and never be in a hurry.
Oh and reassure her she’s safe in your company…. "
If someone told me I was safe in their company I think I would be absolutely on edge from that point on |
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"I tend to treat a woman like she’s got a brain, isn’t desperate, appreciates being treated with respect, likes to be listened to, appreciates an exchange if opinions, value her point of view and never be in a hurry.
Oh and reassure her she’s safe in your company….
If someone told me I was safe in their company I think I would be absolutely on edge from that point on "
It's the equivalent of patting the seat next to you on the bus and smiling at people as they get on |
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"I tend to treat a woman like she’s got a brain, isn’t desperate, appreciates being treated with respect, likes to be listened to, appreciates an exchange if opinions, value her point of view and never be in a hurry.
Oh and reassure her she’s safe in your company….
If someone told me I was safe in their company I think I would be absolutely on edge from that point on
It's the equivalent of patting the seat next to you on the bus and smiling at people as they get on"
Pmsl - by your actions not saying ‘ just remember youll be safe with me’. I meant body language and not being in her space. Made me laugh that did but can see how it could be read… definitely doing the seat patting on the train!! Never had a seat to myself |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I tend to treat a woman like she’s got a brain, isn’t desperate, appreciates being treated with respect, likes to be listened to, appreciates an exchange if opinions, value her point of view and never be in a hurry.
Oh and reassure her she’s safe in your company….
If someone told me I was safe in their company I think I would be absolutely on edge from that point on
It's the equivalent of patting the seat next to you on the bus and smiling at people as they get on
Pmsl - by your actions not saying ‘ just remember youll be safe with me’. I meant body language and not being in her space. Made me laugh that did but can see how it could be read… definitely doing the seat patting on the train!! Never had a seat to myself "
But what actions do you mean?!
This is meant to be a how to thread and all I'm seeing is riddles! |
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"I tend to treat a woman like she’s got a brain, isn’t desperate, appreciates being treated with respect, likes to be listened to, appreciates an exchange if opinions, value her point of view and never be in a hurry.
Oh and reassure her she’s safe in your company….
If someone told me I was safe in their company I think I would be absolutely on edge from that point on
It's the equivalent of patting the seat next to you on the bus and smiling at people as they get on
Pmsl - by your actions not saying ‘ just remember youll be safe with me’. I meant body language and not being in her space. Made me laugh that did but can see how it could be read… definitely doing the seat patting on the train!! Never had a seat to myself
But what actions do you mean?!
This is meant to be a how to thread and all I'm seeing is riddles! "
Theres no secret to seducing a woman because there is no formula because every woman is different- what i have seen so far is some general advice- if you are following some kind if formula to seduce a woman you aren’t being yourself - and she will easily see through that- just be yourself and if that doesn’t work for one woman - it might for another …, can’t really be of more help than that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I tend to treat a woman like she’s got a brain, isn’t desperate, appreciates being treated with respect, likes to be listened to, appreciates an exchange if opinions, value her point of view and never be in a hurry.
Oh and reassure her she’s safe in your company….
If someone told me I was safe in their company I think I would be absolutely on edge from that point on
It's the equivalent of patting the seat next to you on the bus and smiling at people as they get on
Pmsl - by your actions not saying ‘ just remember youll be safe with me’. I meant body language and not being in her space. Made me laugh that did but can see how it could be read… definitely doing the seat patting on the train!! Never had a seat to myself
But what actions do you mean?!
This is meant to be a how to thread and all I'm seeing is riddles!
Theres no secret to seducing a woman because there is no formula because every woman is different- what i have seen so far is some general advice- if you are following some kind if formula to seduce a woman you aren’t being yourself - and she will easily see through that- just be yourself and if that doesn’t work for one woman - it might for another …, can’t really be of more help than that. "
Wise words Todger, wise words indeed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I tend to treat a woman like she’s got a brain, isn’t desperate, appreciates being treated with respect, likes to be listened to, appreciates an exchange if opinions, value her point of view and never be in a hurry.
Oh and reassure her she’s safe in your company….
If someone told me I was safe in their company I think I would be absolutely on edge from that point on
It's the equivalent of patting the seat next to you on the bus and smiling at people as they get on
Pmsl - by your actions not saying ‘ just remember youll be safe with me’. I meant body language and not being in her space. Made me laugh that did but can see how it could be read… definitely doing the seat patting on the train!! Never had a seat to myself
But what actions do you mean?!
This is meant to be a how to thread and all I'm seeing is riddles!
Theres no secret to seducing a woman because there is no formula because every woman is different- what i have seen so far is some general advice- if you are following some kind if formula to seduce a woman you aren’t being yourself - and she will easily see through that- just be yourself and if that doesn’t work for one woman - it might for another …, can’t really be of more help than that.
Wise words Todger, wise words indeed "
You could try telling them to piss off, that works x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I tend to treat a woman like she’s got a brain, isn’t desperate, appreciates being treated with respect, likes to be listened to, appreciates an exchange if opinions, value her point of view and never be in a hurry.
Oh and reassure her she’s safe in your company….
If someone told me I was safe in their company I think I would be absolutely on edge from that point on
It's the equivalent of patting the seat next to you on the bus and smiling at people as they get on
Pmsl - by your actions not saying ‘ just remember youll be safe with me’. I meant body language and not being in her space. Made me laugh that did but can see how it could be read… definitely doing the seat patting on the train!! Never had a seat to myself
But what actions do you mean?!
This is meant to be a how to thread and all I'm seeing is riddles!
Theres no secret to seducing a woman because there is no formula because every woman is different- what i have seen so far is some general advice- if you are following some kind if formula to seduce a woman you aren’t being yourself - and she will easily see through that- just be yourself and if that doesn’t work for one woman - it might for another …, can’t really be of more help than that.
Wise words Todger, wise words indeed
You could try telling them to piss off, that works x"
you know it was meant with all the love. You're the cream of the crop! |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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"I tend to treat a woman like she’s got a brain, isn’t desperate, appreciates being treated with respect, likes to be listened to, appreciates an exchange if opinions, value her point of view and never be in a hurry.
Oh and reassure her she’s safe in your company….
If someone told me I was safe in their company I think I would be absolutely on edge from that point on
It's the equivalent of patting the seat next to you on the bus and smiling at people as they get on
Pmsl - by your actions not saying ‘ just remember youll be safe with me’. I meant body language and not being in her space. Made me laugh that did but can see how it could be read… definitely doing the seat patting on the train!! Never had a seat to myself
But what actions do you mean?!
This is meant to be a how to thread and all I'm seeing is riddles!
Theres no secret to seducing a woman because there is no formula because every woman is different- what i have seen so far is some general advice- if you are following some kind if formula to seduce a woman you aren’t being yourself - and she will easily see through that- just be yourself and if that doesn’t work for one woman - it might for another …, can’t really be of more help than that. "
I tried being myself and she told me I was undateable 
Just give us the secret formulae that makes them all wet & horny |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I tend to treat a woman like she’s got a brain, isn’t desperate, appreciates being treated with respect, likes to be listened to, appreciates an exchange if opinions, value her point of view and never be in a hurry.
Oh and reassure her she’s safe in your company….
If someone told me I was safe in their company I think I would be absolutely on edge from that point on
It's the equivalent of patting the seat next to you on the bus and smiling at people as they get on
Pmsl - by your actions not saying ‘ just remember youll be safe with me’. I meant body language and not being in her space. Made me laugh that did but can see how it could be read… definitely doing the seat patting on the train!! Never had a seat to myself
But what actions do you mean?!
This is meant to be a how to thread and all I'm seeing is riddles!
Theres no secret to seducing a woman because there is no formula because every woman is different- what i have seen so far is some general advice- if you are following some kind if formula to seduce a woman you aren’t being yourself - and she will easily see through that- just be yourself and if that doesn’t work for one woman - it might for another …, can’t really be of more help than that.
I tried being myself and she told me I was undateable
Just give us the secret formulae that makes them all wet & horny "
I know right he has all the answers but just wants them for himself. Pretty bad bro code. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Eye contact, a smile and show an interest. 
And the same when nailing her too!?! "
Smiling when nailing...if someone is turned on by that I'm adding them to the do not want this Xmas list |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Eye contact, a smile and show an interest.
And the same when nailing her too!?!
Smiling when nailing...if someone is turned on by that I'm adding them to the do not want this Xmas list "
They’d better not be frowning!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Eye contact, a smile and show an interest.
And the same when nailing her too!?!
Smiling when nailing...if someone is turned on by that I'm adding them to the do not want this Xmas list
They’d better not be frowning!!!! "
But smiling? I don't think I've ever smiled while having sex. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eye contact, a smile and show an interest.
And the same when nailing her too!?!
Smiling when nailing...if someone is turned on by that I'm adding them to the do not want this Xmas list
They’d better not be frowning!!!!
But smiling? I don't think I've ever smiled while having sex…yet!. "
FIFY |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Eye contact, a smile and show an interest.
And the same when nailing her too!?!
Smiling when nailing...if someone is turned on by that I'm adding them to the do not want this Xmas list
They’d better not be frowning!!!!
But smiling? I don't think I've ever smiled while having sex…yet!.
FIFY "
I don't wanna smile while having sex!!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Eye contact, a smile and show an interest.
And the same when nailing her too!?!
Smiling when nailing...if someone is turned on by that I'm adding them to the do not want this Xmas list
They’d better not be frowning!!!!
But smiling? I don't think I've ever smiled while having sex…yet!.
FIFY
I don't wanna smile while having sex!!!
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"Eye contact, a smile and show an interest.
And the same when nailing her too!?!
Smiling when nailing...if someone is turned on by that I'm adding them to the do not want this Xmas list
They’d better not be frowning!!!!
But smiling? I don't think I've ever smiled while having sex…yet!.
FIFY
I don't wanna smile while having sex!!!
"
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"Eye contact, a smile and show an interest.
And the same when nailing her too!?!
Smiling when nailing...if someone is turned on by that I'm adding them to the do not want this Xmas list
They’d better not be frowning!!!!
But smiling? I don't think I've ever smiled while having sex…yet!.
FIFY
I don't wanna smile while having sex!!!
"
Bondage gag will resolve any pre/post coital looks |
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"Eye contact, a smile and show an interest.
And the same when nailing her too!?!
Smiling when nailing...if someone is turned on by that I'm adding them to the do not want this Xmas list
They’d better not be frowning!!!!
But smiling? I don't think I've ever smiled while having sex…yet!.
FIFY
I don't wanna smile while having sex!!!
Don't worry I want only the most blank of expressions from us all "
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"Eye contact, a smile and show an interest.
And the same when nailing her too!?!
Smiling when nailing...if someone is turned on by that I'm adding them to the do not want this Xmas list
They’d better not be frowning!!!!
But smiling? I don't think I've ever smiled while having sex…yet!.
FIFY
I don't wanna smile while having sex!!!
Don't worry I want only the most blank of expressions from us all
All???"
Oh us guys have teamed up and you're getting 157 men this Xmas!
In the spirit of Christmas we decided to put aside our differences and club together to give one special lady, a very Merry Christmas...
(Not a John Lewis sponsored post)
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Handbrakes are rapidly becoming a thing of the past.
Perhaps pissed off supermarket proprietors have been liaising with motor manufacturers? |
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"Genuinely: intelligence, good banter and the ability to make me laugh. Preferably also not 50 pics of your dick from various angles in my inbox.
This. The ability to hold a conversation with me and get me laughing is a must!
What about the ability to hold you up against a wall?
Well that goes without saying.
;-)"
I would imagine that being a bloke who 'goes' without saying is also a rare asset.
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