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Wonky Veg on the Rise

By *ssex_tom OP Man over a year ago

Chelmsford

Has anyone noticed the rise in wonky veg. Carrots were once beautifully straight and tapered but increasingly Tom is finding wonky carrots in his basket. Why is this happening. Farmers using too much chemicals and creating this Frankenstein food. If it's not straight then Tom will not eat it

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By *weetkitten65Woman over a year ago

Halifax

Hopefully Wonko's veg isn't wonky

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

If you're eating them it really makes no difference..if you're shoving them up your arse..then I could see a straight one being more practical..

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"increasingly Tom is finding wonky carrots in his basket. "

Who is putting them in your basket ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jeez, I can't comprehend how some people's minds work. The wonky veg are the most natural you can get! Nothing at all to do with chemicals etc.

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By *usie pTV/TS over a year ago

taunton

Blind people would be ecstatic to see wonky veg in their basket

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By *rtyIanMan over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

It is merely the fact that instead of them being deemed not good enough for the shops they are now acceptable, they all taste the same wonky or not.

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By *red and daphneCouple over a year ago

in the middle

"If you're eating them it really makes no difference..if you're shoving them up your arse..then I could see a straight one being more practical.."

That made me laugh

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By *uck-RogersMan over a year ago

Tarka trail

If it snows in the next couple of days. Would people passing the snowman I make. Be offended if I use the carrot in my Avatar picture.

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By *uck-RogersMan over a year ago

Tarka trail

"If it snows in the next couple of days. Would people passing the snowman I make. Be offended if I use the carrot in my Avatar picture.

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Fuck nose

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By *uitednbooted2Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"Has anyone noticed the rise in wonky veg. Carrots were once beautifully straight and tapered but increasingly Tom is finding wonky carrots in his basket. Why is this happening. Farmers using too much chemicals and creating this Frankenstein food. If it's not straight then Tom will not eat it"

Tom needs to educate himself I would suggest

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

It's making for some amusing pictures on the social media sites

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is my new favourite euphemism for getting an erection

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By *ssex_tom OP Man over a year ago

Chelmsford

Food created by Frankensy Farmers. Mark Toms words

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By *usie pTV/TS over a year ago

taunton

Eat them with a pinch of salt Tom.

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By *elvet RopeMan over a year ago

by the big field

"Eat them with a pinch of salt Tom."

and a knob of butter....although i'm guessing Tom isn't a fan of a butter knob

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tom it's the supermarkets that decided on the style of veg we eat cause they could charge a premium. So over the decades, the public's view of veg changed to match so they would only accept 'perfect' veg.

Nothing wrong with 'wonky', they are all grown in the same fields anyway.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man over a year ago

Chelmsford

People are saying things here guys

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