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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Send a face pic….and I’m aware I am fugky"
I dunno about fugly but I'm definitely an acquired taste. I've failed job interviews because of the viking look. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Send a face pic….and I’m aware I am fugky
I dunno about fugly but I'm definitely an acquired taste. I've failed job interviews because of the viking look."
Word of advice, dont go to interviews dressed as Thor  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Speak for yourself, OP and the other Fuglies. (What is the correct term for a group of Fuglies?)
Im a Bugly and proud of it.
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He's bugly, bugly bugly bugly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Squint a bit, perception is everything.
I love Roald Dahls' description of beauty in The Twits.
So many perceived beautiful people look cruel to me, give me a kind face everytime. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Speak for yourself, OP and the other Fuglies. (What is the correct term for a group of Fuglies?)
Im a Bugly and proud of it.
He's bugly, bugly bugly bugly "
Ahhh, got that song stuck in my head now!!
Curse you, OP! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Send a face pic….and I’m aware I am fugky
I dunno about fugly but I'm definitely an acquired taste. I've failed job interviews because of the viking look.
Word of advice, dont go to interviews dressed as Thor "
Haha. This is life advice right here.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Speak for yourself, OP and the other Fuglies. (What is the correct term for a group of Fuglies?)
Im a Bugly and proud of it.
He's bugly, bugly bugly bugly
Ahhh, got that song stuck in my head now!!
Curse you, OP!"
You are welcome |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In. Told this week I'm fun to fuck but not for dating
Add me to the fugly family "
You get a one day pity pass... because your not fugly enough not to fuck clearly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In. Told this week I'm fun to fuck but not for dating
Add me to the fugly family
You get a one day pity pass... because your not fugly enough not to fuck clearly "
I'll take that, I'll get the big girl pants back on tomorrow  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In. Told this week I'm fun to fuck but not for dating
Add me to the fugly family
You get a one day pity pass... because your not fugly enough not to fuck clearly
I'll take that, I'll get the big girl pants back on tomorrow "
Btw, I hope you told this so called gentleman where he can no longer stick his cock! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ahhhh go on then do your worst
I literally can't...I'm limper than dead leaf at your queenly fugliness
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Fanny flutters ain't gonna change opinion, you is an 11  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anything under an 8 and I’ll be highly disappointed, don’t let the pictures fool you, I look like the love child of boris Johnson and big foot.
The mr "
Had you of not included Bigfoot you'd of got a 10...but I'm afraid you self rated using a legend ....so it's a 6 |
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"Anything under an 8 and I’ll be highly disappointed, don’t let the pictures fool you, I look like the love child of boris Johnson and big foot.
The mr
Had you of not included Bigfoot you'd of got a 10...but I'm afraid you self rated using a legend ....so it's a 6 "
dam my Sasquatch physique
The mr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In. Told this week I'm fun to fuck but not for dating
Add me to the fugly family
You get a one day pity pass... because your not fugly enough not to fuck clearly
I'll take that, I'll get the big girl pants back on tomorrow
Btw, I hope you told this so called gentleman where he can no longer stick his cock!"
I haven't, I can't be arsed. Not sure I want to get into further conversation now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I can be in the fugly club
And young lady....where is your uniform? Until it arrives you get -2
See I’m not even allowed in this club.
Fugly & alone "
Ok, let's all vote is Misty in...or is she out? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I think I can be in the fugly club
And young lady....where is your uniform? Until it arrives you get -2
See I’m not even allowed in this club.
Fugly & alone "
Shush you numpty. So far from fugly.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ugly blokes, ugly blokes,
Now we salute them,
It's isn't a joke 'cos everybody loves them,
One day you know I just hope to be a,
Ugly bloke! "
Good god and I thought misdrevous's voice was bad enough...singing adds 3 to every score |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"None of you have seen my face. I get my boobs out as a distraction
Honestly I’m a Bobfoc "
Actually after the latest DM she is head fugly with score of 35 |
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"None of you have seen my face. I get my boobs out as a distraction
Honestly I’m a Bobfoc
Actually after the latest DM she is head fugly with score of 35 "
Thank you. Poor man lost his breakfast in the name of science |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Send a face pic….and I’m aware I am fugky
I dunno about fugly but I'm definitely an acquired taste. I've failed job interviews because of the viking look.
Word of advice, dont go to interviews dressed as Thor
Haha. This is life advice right here. "
But I so much wanted to be in the Avengers!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Send a face pic….and I’m aware I am fugky
I dunno about fugly but I'm definitely an acquired taste. I've failed job interviews because of the viking look.
Word of advice, dont go to interviews dressed as Thor
Haha. This is life advice right here.
But I so much wanted to be in the Avengers!!!!"
I hear black widows role is available |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"None of you have seen my face. I get my boobs out as a distraction
Honestly I’m a Bobfoc
Actually after the latest DM she is head fugly with score of 35
Thank you. Poor man lost his breakfast in the name of science "
I lost more than my breakfast..I barff'd so hard a lung came up too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Send a face pic….and I’m aware I am fugky
I dunno about fugly but I'm definitely an acquired taste. I've failed job interviews because of the viking look.
Word of advice, dont go to interviews dressed as Thor
Haha. This is life advice right here.
But I so much wanted to be in the Avengers!!!!
I hear black widows role is available "
Now miss Johansson is anything but fugly!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I can be in the fugly club
Most definitely not!
Me on the other hand…
Shhhh. You’re beautiful x
pffft you aint "
I know, hence joining in. Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I can be in the fugly club
Most definitely not!
Me on the other hand…
Shhhh. You’re beautiful x
pffft you aint
I know, hence joining in. Thank you "
Did you just self vote? Oh dear, I feel a minus score comin on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I can be in the fugly club
Most definitely not!
Me on the other hand…
Shhhh. You’re beautiful x
pffft you aint
I know, hence joining in. Thank you
Did you just self vote? Oh dear, I feel a minus score comin on "
Oh no, Misty told me I am beautiful and the grinch kindly passed his opinion on me afterwards |
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"I think I can be in the fugly club
Most definitely not!
Me on the other hand…
Shhhh. You’re beautiful x
pffft you aint
I know, hence joining in. Thank you
Did you just self vote? Oh dear, I feel a minus score comin on
Oh no, Misty told me I am beautiful and the grinch kindly passed his opinion on me afterwards "
I stand by my opinion! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I can be in the fugly club
Most definitely not!
Me on the other hand…
Shhhh. You’re beautiful x
pffft you aint
I know, hence joining in. Thank you
Did you just self vote? Oh dear, I feel a minus score comin on
Oh no, Misty told me I am beautiful and the grinch kindly passed his opinion on me afterwards "
But you can't be beautiful in the Fugly Club ... |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
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"I think I can be in the fugly club
Most definitely not!
Me on the other hand…
Shhhh. You’re beautiful x
pffft you aint
I know, hence joining in. Thank you
Did you just self vote? Oh dear, I feel a minus score comin on
Oh no, Misty told me I am beautiful and the grinch kindly passed his opinion on me afterwards "
I cant see your profile young lady just your avatar on the forum
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I can be in the fugly club
Most definitely not!
Me on the other hand…
Shhhh. You’re beautiful x
pffft you aint
I know, hence joining in. Thank you
Did you just self vote? Oh dear, I feel a minus score comin on
Oh no, Misty told me I am beautiful and the grinch kindly passed his opinion on me afterwards
But you can't be beautiful in the Fugly Club ... "
Exactly, I’m not, but there’s always kinder ways to say it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I can be in the fugly club
Most definitely not!
Me on the other hand…
Shhhh. You’re beautiful x
pffft you aint
I know, hence joining in. Thank you
Did you just self vote? Oh dear, I feel a minus score comin on
Oh no, Misty told me I am beautiful and the grinch kindly passed his opinion on me afterwards
I cant see your profile young lady just your avatar on the forum
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That sounds like a get out clause if ever I saw one |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
"I think I can be in the fugly club
Most definitely not!
Me on the other hand…
Shhhh. You’re beautiful x
pffft you aint
I know, hence joining in. Thank you
Did you just self vote? Oh dear, I feel a minus score comin on
Oh no, Misty told me I am beautiful and the grinch kindly passed his opinion on me afterwards
I cant see your profile young lady just your avatar on the forum
That sounds like a get out clause if ever I saw one "
blocked as i am so fugly mate |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I can be in the fugly club
Most definitely not!
Me on the other hand…
Shhhh. You’re beautiful x
pffft you aint
I know, hence joining in. Thank you
Did you just self vote? Oh dear, I feel a minus score comin on
Oh no, Misty told me I am beautiful and the grinch kindly passed his opinion on me afterwards
I cant see your profile young lady just your avatar on the forum
That sounds like a get out clause if ever I saw one
blocked as i am so fugly mate "
Shit I can't beat that...I get blocked for breathing |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
"I think I can be in the fugly club
Most definitely not!
Me on the other hand…
Shhhh. You’re beautiful x
pffft you aint
I know, hence joining in. Thank you
Did you just self vote? Oh dear, I feel a minus score comin on
Oh no, Misty told me I am beautiful and the grinch kindly passed his opinion on me afterwards
I cant see your profile young lady just your avatar on the forum
That sounds like a get out clause if ever I saw one
blocked as i am so fugly mate
Shit I can't beat that...I get blocked for breathing "
I presume i do mate as im nothing but nice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In!
not a chance
I even have this in my profile!!
fake news that young lady you def aint fugly x"
Well unless you've seen me in real life you can't make that judgement. |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
"In!
not a chance
I even have this in my profile!!
fake news that young lady you def aint fugly x
Well unless you've seen me in real life you can't make that judgement. "
I guess there is that x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In!
not a chance
I even have this in my profile!!
fake news that young lady you def aint fugly x
Well unless you've seen me in real life you can't make that judgement.
I guess there is that x"
Stop bloody on my post dude |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
"In!
not a chance
I even have this in my profile!!
fake news that young lady you def aint fugly x
Well unless you've seen me in real life you can't make that judgement.
I guess there is that x
Stop bloody on my post dude "
id never too fugly |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In!
not a chance
I even have this in my profile!!
fake news that young lady you def aint fugly x
Well unless you've seen me in real life you can't make that judgement.
I guess there is that x
Stop bloody on my post dude
id never too fugly "
Something Steve Jobs never said I bet |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
"In!
not a chance
I even have this in my profile!!
fake news that young lady you def aint fugly x
Well unless you've seen me in real life you can't make that judgement.
I guess there is that x
Stop bloody on my post dude
id never too fugly
Something Steve Jobs never said I bet "
look at his wedge |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I can be in the fugly club
Most definitely not!
Me on the other hand…
Shhhh. You’re beautiful x
pffft you aint
I know, hence joining in. Thank you
Did you just self vote? Oh dear, I feel a minus score comin on
Oh no, Misty told me I am beautiful and the grinch kindly passed his opinion on me afterwards
I cant see your profile young lady just your avatar on the forum
That sounds like a get out clause if ever I saw one
blocked as i am so fugly mate "
Not the reason, but highly doubt you’d want me to make my reasons public, although it’s heavily based on something that happened publicly a couple of weeks ago |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I can be in the fugly club
Most definitely not!
Me on the other hand…
Shhhh. You’re beautiful x
pffft you aint
I know, hence joining in. Thank you
Did you just self vote? Oh dear, I feel a minus score comin on
Oh no, Misty told me I am beautiful and the grinch kindly passed his opinion on me afterwards
I cant see your profile young lady just your avatar on the forum
That sounds like a get out clause if ever I saw one
blocked as i am so fugly mate
Not the reason, but highly doubt you’d want me to make my reasons public, although it’s heavily based on something that happened publicly a couple of weeks ago "
Her iPhone crashed and she blaming Steve Jobs...ok I can see the reason for blocking |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The more I work from home, the fuglier I get. Being able to work away looking like Stig of the dump suits me far too well! "
Do you think that's a fair justification for a fugly vote? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The more I work from home, the fuglier I get. Being able to work away looking like Stig of the dump suits me far too well!
Do you think that's a fair justification for a fugly vote? "
You wouldn't be asking if you'd witnessed it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The more I work from home, the fuglier I get. Being able to work away looking like Stig of the dump suits me far too well!
Do you think that's a fair justification for a fugly vote?
You wouldn't be asking if you'd witnessed it "
Anyway for the sheer mention of Stig you get a 9 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cmon guys youre all attractive to someone!
That someone may be the troll under the bridge but they're still a being capable of orgasm which is sweet really |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cmon guys youre all attractive to someone!
That someone may be the troll under the bridge but they're still a being capable of orgasm which is sweet really"
Still looking for my troll. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cmon guys youre all attractive to someone!
That someone may be the troll under the bridge but they're still a being capable of orgasm which is sweet really"
Out ... Just for being sensible |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cmon guys youre all attractive to someone!
That someone may be the troll under the bridge but they're still a being capable of orgasm which is sweet really
Still looking for my troll. "
Hasn't he got a restraining order? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So let's embrace our fugliness together
Say your in and we can rate the fugly level outta 10
Go!
Face only a mother could love.
I was adopted…"
That's funny shit right there... you're a 12 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m the thing that trolls fear
The bridge at the of your road was closed recently..you gave the troll an erection and took out the left hand lane
Until I took my balaclava off "
Then he blew his load
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"I’m the thing that trolls fear
The bridge at the of your road was closed recently..you gave the troll an erection and took out the left hand lane
Until I took my balaclava off
Then he blew his load
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Jesus - can’t you just admit I’m ugly?!?! |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
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"I’m the thing that trolls fear
The bridge at the of your road was closed recently..you gave the troll an erection and took out the left hand lane
Until I took my balaclava off
Then he blew his load
Jesus - can’t you just admit I’m ugly?!?! "
a littlebird says different Miss Misty |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m the thing that trolls fear
The bridge at the of your road was closed recently..you gave the troll an erection and took out the left hand lane
Until I took my balaclava off
Then he blew his load
Jesus - can’t you just admit I’m ugly?!?! "
In the same way Ryan Reynolds isn't an attractive man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cmon guys youre all attractive to someone!
That someone may be the troll under the bridge but they're still a being capable of orgasm which is sweet really
Still looking for my troll. "
I'll be a troll for you, if you want me to, and I'll hold you tight, like a troll in the night... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In.
Gotta be at least a 3 here or a 7 depending on which way the scale is tipping, either way I see my face in the mirror and its definitely a eurgh from me |
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"I'm in
Quantify why?"
Because I hate myself right now. My brain is making me ugly. It's making me do downright horrible things to friends and myself. Got me in fight or flight mode, but not giving the the strength to do either.
Reason enough? |
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