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over a year ago
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I'd leap out of bed shower and dress, clean the bathroom, feed my children, clean the house, prepare lunch, put the washing on, do the shopping, make lunch, think about tea, hang the washing out, wash up +put the dishes away. Sit down with a beer
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd leap out of bed shower and dress, clean the bathroom, feed my children, clean the house, prepare lunch, put the washing on, do the shopping, make lunch, think about tea, hang the washing out, wash up +put the dishes away. Sit down with a beer
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Erm, I don't think you read it properly. You've woken up as a man....
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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago
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"I'd leap out of bed shower and dress, clean the bathroom, feed my children, clean the house, prepare lunch, put the washing on, do the shopping, make lunch, think about tea, hang the washing out, wash up +put the dishes away. Sit down with a beer
Erm, I don't think you read it properly. You've woken up as a man....
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Other than feed the kids that’s my day young lady
Ps love the new pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've decided I want to be gay 
Good, just stand still and turn your head to the side please
I got a stiff ..... Neck
That's ok, it won't take a minute "
Should I be genuinely concerned  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hopefully I would be in the company of a lover so I could experience fucking.... and pray to God my male body has upper body and core strength because as a woman I am crap on top 
NBVN x |
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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago
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"Hopefully I would be in the company of a lover so I could experience fucking.... and pray to God my male body has upper body and core strength because as a woman I am crap on top
NBVN x"
With your distance running you’d have the stamina x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hopefully I would be in the company of a lover so I could experience fucking.... and pray to God my male body has upper body and core strength because as a woman I am crap on top
NBVN x
With your distance running you’d have the stamina x"
Yes true, I would just avoid missionary position
NBVN x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stick something up my bum to find out what all the fuss about the prostate is all about
I’ve recently discovered it ain’t for me "
I've told you numerous times you can't charge an iPhone like that!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have someone kick me in the balls to see if it really is worse than child birth "
Be careful with that, you may find a new kink that you can't have when you switch back |
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"Have someone kick me in the balls to see if it really is worse than child birth
Be careful with that, you may find a new kink that you can't have when you switch back "
Knowing me , more than likely |
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"I'd leap out of bed shower and dress, clean the bathroom, feed my children, clean the house, prepare lunch, put the washing on, do the shopping, make lunch, think about tea, hang the washing out, wash up +put the dishes away. Sit down with a beer
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Have you been spying on me and noting down my daily routine?
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"Stick my finger up my bum and wank
Pokey bum wank.
You da man!
I want to find the spongey bit and press it 
Flirt with her shamelessly and not experience bi-panic."
Absolutely no need for bi-panic with me. |
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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago
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"Stick my finger up my bum and wank
Pokey bum wank.
You da man!
I want to find the spongey bit and press it
Flirt with her shamelessly and not experience bi-panic.
Absolutely no need for bi-panic with me. "
I want Meli to narrate this  |
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