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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To Christmas day....I hope the turkey is brought and the sprouts...what preparation have you done so far?  "
Oh, and I thought this was to be about the end of the world countdown!! lol Silly me!! |
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"i was just thinking about doing my food shoping laterdoes cock not count as food then?  "
Would be interesting to see it served up on a platter for christmas day lol. Would it be the starter or the pudding lol |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I am trying to get into the Christmas spirit... xxx
Check your bath tub!
There was plenty of 'spirit' in there last time I looked!!  "
lol they are in a bag in the spare room as there were so many bottles of everything.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's Xmas? 
Shit! Best get down the shops!! "
Don't bother! It's manic. Just been. It's full of people who think their shopping is more important than others and people who request to jump the queue because they're 'in a rush' and people umming and ahhing and tutting (that was me) oh and if you go to Superdrug and want something from the perfume counter you can't pay for your other bits there so you have to then queue AGAIN at the main tills only to struggle to get your beauty card out of your purse to collect your points then for the cashier to wish you a merry Christmas and all you wanna do is tell her to feck right off with her festive cheer!
I would like some punctuation for Christmas if you're buying. Oh and a large vodka with k side order of patience |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"I went without breakfast. My theory is if I do this for the next few days, I will generate enough belly room to really pig out
Are you waiting for the McTurkey™??? "
You may be on to something there ! |
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"I went without breakfast. My theory is if I do this for the next few days, I will generate enough belly room to really pig out
Are you waiting for the McTurkey™???
You may be on to something there ! "
Hmmm..... Dear Ronald, I have an idea....
1/2 Loaf, turkey (whole), cheese (it IS McD's we're talking), 1/2 loaf.
Feed a family. Comes with small fries....
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"I went without breakfast. My theory is if I do this for the next few days, I will generate enough belly room to really pig out
Are you waiting for the McTurkey™???
You may be on to something there !
Hmmm..... Dear Ronald, I have an idea....
1/2 Loaf, turkey (whole), cheese (it IS McD's we're talking), 1/2 loaf.
Feed a family. Comes with small fries....
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Small fries
Hope you can go large with it |
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