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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

To the pub tonight

Whos coming I'll buy the first drink, what is your tipple, I'm not buying nuts though as I al allergic to them so its just crisps or pork scratchings

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

Yeah why not... I'll have a sauvignon blanc please... Lol

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By *he ass man 666Man  over a year ago

paradise city

Pint of John smiths and pork scratching

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By *humper.Man  over a year ago

northumberland/scotland


"To the pub tonight

Whos coming I'll buy the first drink, what is your tipple, I'm not buying nuts though as I al allergic to them so its just crisps or pork scratchings "

Ale of your choosing and a single malt. Thanks

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Yeah why not... I'll have a sauvignon blanc please... Lol"

ok Miss christmas

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"To the pub tonight

Whos coming I'll buy the first drink, what is your tipple, I'm not buying nuts though as I al allergic to them so its just crisps or pork scratchings

Ale of your choosing and a single malt. Thanks "

i never said chasers as well ffs think im made of money

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

Vodka with soda, ice and fresh lime please.

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Vodka with soda, ice and fresh lime please. "

no problem

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Yes please can't remember the last time I went to the pub.

Pink gin and lemonade please.

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Yes please can't remember the last time I went to the pub.

Pink gin and lemonade please. "

plenty of good gins about these days pop over the border

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Yes please can't remember the last time I went to the pub.

Pink gin and lemonade please.

plenty of good gins about these days pop over the border "

May do in the new year

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By *tranger swings 69Couple  over a year ago

cheshire

Pint of Stella for me and sex on the beach for Sam, she might even have a drink afterwards

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Pint of Stella for me and sex on the beach for Sam, she might even have a drink afterwards "

bit fresh on the local beaches right now lol

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By *tranger swings 69Couple  over a year ago

cheshire


"Pint of Stella for me and sex on the beach for Sam, she might even have a drink afterwards

bit fresh on the local beaches right now lol"

We’ve been rejected, again lol

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By *ryandseeMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire

Can I have a limoncello mule for a change please

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Pint of Stella for me and sex on the beach for Sam, she might even have a drink afterwards

bit fresh on the local beaches right now lol

We’ve been rejected, again lol"

rejected from where lol

I go in the sea yr round just saying bit fresh

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Can I have a limoncello mule for a change please "

ill ask the barman lol

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By *tranger swings 69Couple  over a year ago

cheshire


"Pint of Stella for me and sex on the beach for Sam, she might even have a drink afterwards

bit fresh on the local beaches right now lol

We’ve been rejected, again lol

rejected from where lol

I go in the sea yr round just saying bit fresh "

Do you ?

I used to do that, did everyday for 4 years straight, kinda miss it tbh

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Pint of Stella for me and sex on the beach for Sam, she might even have a drink afterwards

bit fresh on the local beaches right now lol

We’ve been rejected, again lol

rejected from where lol

I go in the sea yr round just saying bit fresh

Do you ?

I used to do that, did everyday for 4 years straight, kinda miss it tbh "

sent a dm

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By *ryandseeMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Can I have a limoncello mule for a change please

ill ask the barman lol"

They would know if they are any good but can provide the recipe if required

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yeah why not... I'll have a sauvignon blanc please... Lol"

Make that two, please! Good choice, Miss

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Yeah why not... I'll have a sauvignon blanc please... Lol

Make that two, please! Good choice, Miss "

for you young lady my pleasure x

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville

Silent Pool gin with Fevertree Mediterranean tonic, ice & lemon for me, please!

And have one for yourself, barman

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By *rettyflamingoWoman  over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

Very large Gin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bring back Midnight...her bar has better service standards

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

Glass of house red do me x

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Very large Gin "

followed by a large port and good French wine

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"Silent Pool gin with Fevertree Mediterranean tonic, ice & lemon for me, please!

And have one for yourself, barman "

Same….

And some pork scratchings please …. I’m starving

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Glass of house red do me x"

large?

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Silent Pool gin with Fevertree Mediterranean tonic, ice & lemon for me, please!

And have one for yourself, barman "

coming up large measures here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Silent Pool gin with Fevertree Mediterranean tonic, ice & lemon for me, please!

And have one for yourself, barman

Same….

And some pork scratchings please …. I’m starving "

If _istypeaks puts her hooters outfit on then I'll get everyone Jaegerbombs

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Silent Pool gin with Fevertree Mediterranean tonic, ice & lemon for me, please!

And have one for yourself, barman

Same….

And some pork scratchings please …. I’m starving "

Double?

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"Silent Pool gin with Fevertree Mediterranean tonic, ice & lemon for me, please!

And have one for yourself, barman

coming up large measures here"

Who doesn't like a large measure?!

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"Silent Pool gin with Fevertree Mediterranean tonic, ice & lemon for me, please!

And have one for yourself, barman

Same….

And some pork scratchings please …. I’m starving

If _istypeaks puts her hooters outfit on then I'll get everyone Jaegerbombs "

Deal

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"Silent Pool gin with Fevertree Mediterranean tonic, ice & lemon for me, please!

And have one for yourself, barman

Same….

And some pork scratchings please …. I’m starving

Double?"

There’s another option?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If I could I would.

And I'd be in the double rum and .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Silent Pool gin with Fevertree Mediterranean tonic, ice & lemon for me, please!

And have one for yourself, barman

coming up large measures here

Who doesn't like a large measure?! "

You called

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Silent Pool gin with Fevertree Mediterranean tonic, ice & lemon for me, please!

And have one for yourself, barman

Same….

And some pork scratchings please …. I’m starving

Double?

There’s another option?!?!"

the other option is a _rettyflamingo measure

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’ll have just a little Jameson and Diet Coke please OP. I’m going out tonight so need to take it steady

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"I’ll have just a little Jameson and Diet Coke please OP. I’m going out tonight so need to take it steady "

anything for you lovely lady x

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"Silent Pool gin with Fevertree Mediterranean tonic, ice & lemon for me, please!

And have one for yourself, barman

coming up large measures here

Who doesn't like a large measure?!

You called "

Apparently so!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To the pub tonight

Whos coming I'll buy the first drink, what is your tipple, I'm not buying nuts though as I al allergic to them so its just crisps or pork scratchings "

Pub snacks always make me wake up the next day with a headache and throwing up.

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"To the pub tonight

Whos coming I'll buy the first drink, what is your tipple, I'm not buying nuts though as I al allergic to them so its just crisps or pork scratchings

Pub snacks always make me wake up the next day with a headache and throwing up. "

not the ten pints mate

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"To the pub tonight

Whos coming I'll buy the first drink, what is your tipple, I'm not buying nuts though as I al allergic to them so its just crisps or pork scratchings

Pub snacks always make me wake up the next day with a headache and throwing up. "

Hmmmmm

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"If I could I would.

And I'd be in the double rum and ."

not brandy cream lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Silent Pool gin with Fevertree Mediterranean tonic, ice & lemon for me, please!

And have one for yourself, barman

coming up large measures here

Who doesn't like a large measure?!

You called

Apparently so!"

Whoop whoop

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I could I would.

And I'd be in the double rum and .

not brandy cream lol"

No!!! Cola. Since it won't let me type it properly.

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"To the pub tonight

Whos coming I'll buy the first drink, what is your tipple, I'm not buying nuts though as I al allergic to them so its just crisps or pork scratchings

Pub snacks always make me wake up the next day with a headache and throwing up. "

That’s funny

My dad always used to blame the “poisoned peanuts”

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"If I could I would.

And I'd be in the double rum and .

not brandy cream lol

No!!! Cola. Since it won't let me type it properly. "

ah yes the word filter of fab

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm outside selling traffic cones for £2

You know when you've had a good night waking up with one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rum & Shrub please.

Brrr, I've never known a night like it. And I'm not looking forward to the journey home neither

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"I'm outside selling traffic cones for £2

You know when you've had a good night waking up with one "

or as a teen six going up the stairs complete with flashing lights, the old man wasnt happy

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"I'm outside selling traffic cones for £2

You know when you've had a good night waking up with one "

I know I’ve had a good night when I walk home clutching my shoes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm outside selling traffic cones for £2

You know when you've had a good night waking up with one

I know I’ve had a good night when I walk home clutching my shoes "

Mistypeaks shoes are now for sale...£4 each

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Enjoy a good night try not to eat anyones nuts by mistake

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"I'm outside selling traffic cones for £2

You know when you've had a good night waking up with one

I know I’ve had a good night when I walk home clutching my shoes

Mistypeaks shoes are now for sale...£4 each "

Hooters outfit £10

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Enjoy a good night try not to eat anyones nuts by mistake "

I'm always doing this.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm outside selling traffic cones for £2

You know when you've had a good night waking up with one

I know I’ve had a good night when I walk home clutching my shoes

Mistypeaks shoes are now for sale...£4 each

Hooters outfit £10"

Here's your £10 ... Gimme gimme, I wanna wake up wearing it

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"I'm outside selling traffic cones for £2

You know when you've had a good night waking up with one

I know I’ve had a good night when I walk home clutching my shoes

Mistypeaks shoes are now for sale...£4 each

Hooters outfit £10

Here's your £10 ... Gimme gimme, I wanna wake up wearing it "

no nudity in the bar lol

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"I'm outside selling traffic cones for £2

You know when you've had a good night waking up with one

I know I’ve had a good night when I walk home clutching my shoes

Mistypeaks shoes are now for sale...£4 each

Hooters outfit £10

Here's your £10 ... Gimme gimme, I wanna wake up wearing it "

I’ve stretched the lettering a little…

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"I'm outside selling traffic cones for £2

You know when you've had a good night waking up with one

I know I’ve had a good night when I walk home clutching my shoes

Mistypeaks shoes are now for sale...£4 each

Hooters outfit £10

Here's your £10 ... Gimme gimme, I wanna wake up wearing it

no nudity in the bar lol"

Really?!?!? You disappoint me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm outside selling traffic cones for £2

You know when you've had a good night waking up with one

I know I’ve had a good night when I walk home clutching my shoes

Mistypeaks shoes are now for sale...£4 each

Hooters outfit £10

Here's your £10 ... Gimme gimme, I wanna wake up wearing it

I’ve stretched the lettering a little…"

It'll fit in all the right places tho

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm outside selling traffic cones for £2

You know when you've had a good night waking up with one

I know I’ve had a good night when I walk home clutching my shoes

Mistypeaks shoes are now for sale...£4 each

Hooters outfit £10"

^^ you can’t sell it. I want to see you wearing it - in person

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To the pub tonight

Whos coming I'll buy the first drink, what is your tipple, I'm not buying nuts though as I al allergic to them so its just crisps or pork scratchings

Pub snacks always make me wake up the next day with a headache and throwing up.

That’s funny

My dad always used to blame the “poisoned peanuts” "

They need to check the dates in the snacks they sell, I’ve been out once where we were all I’ll the next day. And you need to eat if you’ve been in there for 3hrs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm outside selling traffic cones for £2

You know when you've had a good night waking up with one

I know I’ve had a good night when I walk home clutching my shoes

Mistypeaks shoes are now for sale...£4 each

Hooters outfit £10

Here's your £10 ... Gimme gimme, I wanna wake up wearing it

no nudity in the bar lol

Really?!?!? You disappoint me "

Bollocks, I'll be back on a min, dressed!

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"I'm outside selling traffic cones for £2

You know when you've had a good night waking up with one

I know I’ve had a good night when I walk home clutching my shoes

Mistypeaks shoes are now for sale...£4 each

Hooters outfit £10

Here's your £10 ... Gimme gimme, I wanna wake up wearing it

no nudity in the bar lol

Really?!?!? You disappoint me "

lol i may make exceptions

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm outside selling traffic cones for £2

You know when you've had a good night waking up with one

I know I’ve had a good night when I walk home clutching my shoes

Mistypeaks shoes are now for sale...£4 each

Hooters outfit £10

^^ you can’t sell it. I want to see you wearing it - in person "

Too late, it's now worth £20

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

A Hamilton Russell Chardonnay, •please•. It's the only Chardonnay that will grace my lips.

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"I'm outside selling traffic cones for £2

You know when you've had a good night waking up with one

I know I’ve had a good night when I walk home clutching my shoes

Mistypeaks shoes are now for sale...£4 each

Hooters outfit £10

^^ you can’t sell it. I want to see you wearing it - in person "

Deal!!! Again. Wow - this seems popular. New profile picture…

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"A Hamilton Russell Chardonnay, •please•. It's the only Chardonnay that will grace my lips. "

best bring a bottle we aint in mayfair

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"I'm outside selling traffic cones for £2

You know when you've had a good night waking up with one

I know I’ve had a good night when I walk home clutching my shoes

Mistypeaks shoes are now for sale...£4 each

Hooters outfit £10

Here's your £10 ... Gimme gimme, I wanna wake up wearing it

no nudity in the bar lol

Really?!?!? You disappoint me

lol i may make exceptions "

It’s ok. There seems to be a (mass) debate on whether I keep it on or not

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"A Hamilton Russell Chardonnay, •please•. It's the only Chardonnay that will grace my lips. "

Can of tennants super coming up

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm outside selling traffic cones for £2

You know when you've had a good night waking up with one

I know I’ve had a good night when I walk home clutching my shoes

Mistypeaks shoes are now for sale...£4 each

Hooters outfit £10

^^ you can’t sell it. I want to see you wearing it - in person

Deal!!! Again. Wow - this seems popular. New profile picture…"

Great! I really can’t wait

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"I'm outside selling traffic cones for £2

You know when you've had a good night waking up with one

I know I’ve had a good night when I walk home clutching my shoes

Mistypeaks shoes are now for sale...£4 each

Hooters outfit £10

Here's your £10 ... Gimme gimme, I wanna wake up wearing it

no nudity in the bar lol

Really?!?!? You disappoint me

lol i may make exceptions

It’s ok. There seems to be a (mass) debate on whether I keep it on or not "

both lol you can bar dance

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm outside selling traffic cones for £2

You know when you've had a good night waking up with one

I know I’ve had a good night when I walk home clutching my shoes

Mistypeaks shoes are now for sale...£4 each

Hooters outfit £10

Here's your £10 ... Gimme gimme, I wanna wake up wearing it

no nudity in the bar lol

Really?!?!? You disappoint me

lol i may make exceptions

It’s ok. There seems to be a (mass) debate on whether I keep it on or not

both lol you can bar dance "

Isnt that coyoteugly's job?

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By *rispyDuckMan  over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you


"To the pub tonight

Whos coming I'll buy the first drink, what is your tipple, I'm not buying nuts though as I al allergic to them so its just crisps or pork scratchings "

Go on Governor it's Saturday night after all see the lads, cheeky flirt with the ladies make most of the day! We don't know how many more we have after all ayy

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"I'm outside selling traffic cones for £2

You know when you've had a good night waking up with one

I know I’ve had a good night when I walk home clutching my shoes

Mistypeaks shoes are now for sale...£4 each

Hooters outfit £10

Here's your £10 ... Gimme gimme, I wanna wake up wearing it

no nudity in the bar lol

Really?!?!? You disappoint me

lol i may make exceptions

It’s ok. There seems to be a (mass) debate on whether I keep it on or not

both lol you can bar dance

Isnt that coyoteugly's job? "

We can do it together

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm outside selling traffic cones for £2

You know when you've had a good night waking up with one

I know I’ve had a good night when I walk home clutching my shoes

Mistypeaks shoes are now for sale...£4 each

Hooters outfit £10

Here's your £10 ... Gimme gimme, I wanna wake up wearing it

no nudity in the bar lol

Really?!?!? You disappoint me

lol i may make exceptions

It’s ok. There seems to be a (mass) debate on whether I keep it on or not

both lol you can bar dance

Isnt that coyoteugly's job?

We can do it together "

Fuck, I wish!!

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"I'm outside selling traffic cones for £2

You know when you've had a good night waking up with one

I know I’ve had a good night when I walk home clutching my shoes

Mistypeaks shoes are now for sale...£4 each

Hooters outfit £10

Here's your £10 ... Gimme gimme, I wanna wake up wearing it

no nudity in the bar lol

Really?!?!? You disappoint me

lol i may make exceptions

It’s ok. There seems to be a (mass) debate on whether I keep it on or not

both lol you can bar dance

Isnt that coyoteugly's job?

We can do it together

Fuck, I wish!! "

i think there should be an entrance fee all funds going to charity

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm outside selling traffic cones for £2

You know when you've had a good night waking up with one

I know I’ve had a good night when I walk home clutching my shoes

Mistypeaks shoes are now for sale...£4 each

Hooters outfit £10

Here's your £10 ... Gimme gimme, I wanna wake up wearing it

no nudity in the bar lol

Really?!?!? You disappoint me

lol i may make exceptions

It’s ok. There seems to be a (mass) debate on whether I keep it on or not

both lol you can bar dance

Isnt that coyoteugly's job?

We can do it together

Fuck, I wish!!

i think there should be an entrance fee all funds going to charity "

No, I think all money from drinks should go to charity..work for free biatch

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By *rispyDuckMan  over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

We 'rescued' a bench from the train station after a crazy nightout lol its still at my mom's house

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We 'rescued' a bench from the train station after a crazy nightout lol its still at my mom's house "

Ok, who goes out with a socket set on them...???

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"I'm outside selling traffic cones for £2

You know when you've had a good night waking up with one

I know I’ve had a good night when I walk home clutching my shoes

Mistypeaks shoes are now for sale...£4 each

Hooters outfit £10

Here's your £10 ... Gimme gimme, I wanna wake up wearing it

no nudity in the bar lol

Really?!?!? You disappoint me

lol i may make exceptions

It’s ok. There seems to be a (mass) debate on whether I keep it on or not

both lol you can bar dance

Isnt that coyoteugly's job?

We can do it together

Fuck, I wish!!

i think there should be an entrance fee all funds going to charity

No, I think all money from drinks should go to charity..work for free biatch "

pffft aint happening lol I bought the first drinks

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"We 'rescued' a bench from the train station after a crazy nightout lol its still at my mom's house "

I woke up once to 4 of the bar stools from the local pub in my kitchen. I owned up and took them back. Just as well as I now run their pub quiz

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"We 'rescued' a bench from the train station after a crazy nightout lol its still at my mom's house

I woke up once to 4 of the bar stools from the local pub in my kitchen. I owned up and took them back. Just as well as I now run their pub quiz "

you can do our quiz lovely _ittlebird

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By *iss.ddWoman  over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

Icy cold hooch and 2 big pickled onions from the jar behind the bar please

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Icy cold hooch and 2 big pickled onions from the jar behind the bar please "

the homemade in balsamic vinegar ones?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford


"Glass of house red do me x

large?"

Yes please x

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"We 'rescued' a bench from the train station after a crazy nightout lol its still at my mom's house

I woke up once to 4 of the bar stools from the local pub in my kitchen. I owned up and took them back. Just as well as I now run their pub quiz

you can do our quiz lovely _ittlebird "

No problem. But it’ll be later when I’m back. I’ll think of suitably saucy questions

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"We 'rescued' a bench from the train station after a crazy nightout lol its still at my mom's house

I woke up once to 4 of the bar stools from the local pub in my kitchen. I owned up and took them back. Just as well as I now run their pub quiz

you can do our quiz lovely _ittlebird

No problem. But it’ll be later when I’m back. I’ll think of suitably saucy questions "

haha so we having a late night quiz im in

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"We 'rescued' a bench from the train station after a crazy nightout lol its still at my mom's house

I woke up once to 4 of the bar stools from the local pub in my kitchen. I owned up and took them back. Just as well as I now run their pub quiz

you can do our quiz lovely _ittlebird

No problem. But it’ll be later when I’m back. I’ll think of suitably saucy questions

haha so we having a late night quiz im in "

no wham on the jukebox for those playing the whamagaddon thing

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd go, but I'm having a quiet night after a let down

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"I'd go, but I'm having a quiet night after a let down "

pour a drink and chill

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

I’m in the pub

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m in the pub

"

well done...

whats on the jukebox... or is it a live band?

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"I’m in the pub

well done...

whats on the jukebox... or is it a live band?"

I got the football on ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To the pub tonight

Whos coming I'll buy the first drink, what is your tipple, I'm not buying nuts though as I al allergic to them so its just crisps or pork scratchings

Ale of your choosing and a single malt. Thanks "

Now your talking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ok, I'm back, sorry, someone dobbed me in to the po po about my illicit use of traffic cones

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Ok, I'm back, sorry, someone dobbed me in to the po po about my illicit use of traffic cones"

Wasn’t me fella

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok, I'm back, sorry, someone dobbed me in to the po po about my illicit use of traffic cones

Wasn’t me fella "

It was embarrassing, especially since I was wearing _istypeaks hooters outfit

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Ok, I'm back, sorry, someone dobbed me in to the po po about my illicit use of traffic cones

Wasn’t me fella

It was embarrassing, especially since I was wearing _istypeaks hooters outfit "

I thought she was keeping that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok, I'm back, sorry, someone dobbed me in to the po po about my illicit use of traffic cones

Wasn’t me fella

It was embarrassing, especially since I was wearing _istypeaks hooters outfit

I thought she was keeping that "

She can have it back, shorts might be stretched a tad tho

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Ok, I'm back, sorry, someone dobbed me in to the po po about my illicit use of traffic cones

Wasn’t me fella

It was embarrassing, especially since I was wearing _istypeaks hooters outfit

I thought she was keeping that

She can have it back, shorts might be stretched a tad tho "

Only in the front

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok, I'm back, sorry, someone dobbed me in to the po po about my illicit use of traffic cones

Wasn’t me fella

It was embarrassing, especially since I was wearing _istypeaks hooters outfit

I thought she was keeping that

She can have it back, shorts might be stretched a tad tho

Only in the front "

No, I've got a fat ass

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Ok, I'm back, sorry, someone dobbed me in to the po po about my illicit use of traffic cones

Wasn’t me fella

It was embarrassing, especially since I was wearing _istypeaks hooters outfit

I thought she was keeping that

She can have it back, shorts might be stretched a tad tho

Only in the front

No, I've got a fat ass "

I ain’t commenting on any ladies ass I ain’t that brave

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok, I'm back, sorry, someone dobbed me in to the po po about my illicit use of traffic cones

Wasn’t me fella

It was embarrassing, especially since I was wearing _istypeaks hooters outfit

I thought she was keeping that

She can have it back, shorts might be stretched a tad tho

Only in the front

No, I've got a fat ass

I ain’t commenting on any ladies ass I ain’t that brave "

Chicken in a basket

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Ok, I'm back, sorry, someone dobbed me in to the po po about my illicit use of traffic cones

Wasn’t me fella

It was embarrassing, especially since I was wearing _istypeaks hooters outfit

I thought she was keeping that

She can have it back, shorts might be stretched a tad tho

Only in the front

No, I've got a fat ass

I ain’t commenting on any ladies ass I ain’t that brave

Chicken in a basket "

I’ll only comment in the positive lol

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"Ok, I'm back, sorry, someone dobbed me in to the po po about my illicit use of traffic cones

Wasn’t me fella

It was embarrassing, especially since I was wearing _istypeaks hooters outfit

I thought she was keeping that

She can have it back, shorts might be stretched a tad tho

Only in the front

No, I've got a fat ass

I ain’t commenting on any ladies ass I ain’t that brave

Chicken in a basket

I’ll only comment in the positive lol "

My ass is perfect - thank you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok, I'm back, sorry, someone dobbed me in to the po po about my illicit use of traffic cones

Wasn’t me fella

It was embarrassing, especially since I was wearing _istypeaks hooters outfit

I thought she was keeping that

She can have it back, shorts might be stretched a tad tho

Only in the front

No, I've got a fat ass

I ain’t commenting on any ladies ass I ain’t that brave

Chicken in a basket

I’ll only comment in the positive lol

My ass is perfect - thank you!!!"

I was talking about my ass...we all know you got a phat ass

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"Ok, I'm back, sorry, someone dobbed me in to the po po about my illicit use of traffic cones

Wasn’t me fella

It was embarrassing, especially since I was wearing _istypeaks hooters outfit

I thought she was keeping that

She can have it back, shorts might be stretched a tad tho

Only in the front

No, I've got a fat ass

I ain’t commenting on any ladies ass I ain’t that brave

Chicken in a basket

I’ll only comment in the positive lol

My ass is perfect - thank you!!!

I was talking about my ass...we all know you got a phat ass "

Have “we” been looking?

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Ok, I'm back, sorry, someone dobbed me in to the po po about my illicit use of traffic cones

Wasn’t me fella

It was embarrassing, especially since I was wearing _istypeaks hooters outfit

I thought she was keeping that

She can have it back, shorts might be stretched a tad tho

Only in the front

No, I've got a fat ass

I ain’t commenting on any ladies ass I ain’t that brave

Chicken in a basket

I’ll only comment in the positive lol

My ass is perfect - thank you!!!"

You know I likes your ass and peaks lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok, I'm back, sorry, someone dobbed me in to the po po about my illicit use of traffic cones

Wasn’t me fella

It was embarrassing, especially since I was wearing _istypeaks hooters outfit

I thought she was keeping that

She can have it back, shorts might be stretched a tad tho

Only in the front

No, I've got a fat ass

I ain’t commenting on any ladies ass I ain’t that brave

Chicken in a basket

I’ll only comment in the positive lol

My ass is perfect - thank you!!!

I was talking about my ass...we all know you got a phat ass

Have “we” been looking? "

Moi? I cannot confirm or deny

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