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Welcome to the dark side honey. Crappy news has a way of paring out the stuff that doesn't matter and lets you find humour in it.
And it also shows you how much love there is.
Here's some from me with a big hug.
Rest your head on my breasticles and tell auntie tempting and let me take the sting out of it for a while.  |
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"Welcome to the dark side honey. Crappy news has a way of paring out the stuff that doesn't matter and lets you find humour in it.
And it also shows you how much love there is.
Here's some from me with a big hug.
Rest your head on my breasticles and tell auntie tempting and let me take the sting out of it for a while. "
Now there's an offer I can't refuse.. Xx |
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By *hangovCouple
over a year ago
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I went to buy some fortified wine for Christmas yesterday. The weather was terrible, high winds and lashing rain.It was so bad I didn't bother shopping around and just bought the first bottle I saw.
Ah well any Port in a storm! |
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"I went to buy some fortified wine for Christmas yesterday. The weather was terrible, high winds and lashing rain.It was so bad I didn't bother shopping around and just bought the first bottle I saw.
Ah well any Port in a storm!"
Hehe xxx |
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"Aw it's not nice being down in the dumps, especially after receiving bad news, you want us to pop over and cheer you up?
Big hugs to you "
Aw. If I didnt have my lad here with me I would probably take you up on the offer xx. |
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over a year ago
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"Sorry to hear,.big hugs from me and hope you feel better soon xx
Ps... Nice head board 
Lol. It's got scarves attatched to it now waiting for my fb to come over..  "
Naughty Girl!!! 
If your game for a laugh ... Tie him to the bed then piss off and do some Christmas shopping  |
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Guy goes to the dentist.
Lays back in the chair, dentist starts to have a look.
Says to guy "you gave oral sex this morning didn't you ?"
Guy all embarrassed says "yes, I haven't got bad breath have I ?"
"No" say dentist
"Pubic hair" says guy
"Nope"
Guy say "well how did you know ?"
Dentist replies "you got shit on the end of your nose" |
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"Sorry to hear,.big hugs from me and hope you feel better soon xx
Ps... Nice head board
Lol. It's got scarves attatched to it now waiting for my fb to come over..
Naughty Girl!!!
If your game for a laugh ... Tie him to the bed then piss off and do some Christmas shopping "
That would be funny, but it might be last time I see him for a couple of weeks coz of Xmas so I have other plans.. |
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"Guy goes to the dentist.
Lays back in the chair, dentist starts to have a look.
Says to guy "you gave oral sex this morning didn't you ?"
Guy all embarrassed says "yes, I haven't got bad breath have I ?"
"No" say dentist
"Pubic hair" says guy
"Nope"
Guy say "well how did you know ?"
Dentist replies "you got shit on the end of your nose" "
Hahahaha. Love that x |
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"Guy goes to the dentist.
Lays back in the chair, dentist starts to have a look.
Says to guy "you gave oral sex this morning didn't you ?"
Guy all embarrassed says "yes, I haven't got bad breath have I ?"
"No" say dentist
"Pubic hair" says guy
"Nope"
Guy say "well how did you know ?"
Dentist replies "you got shit on the end of your nose"
Hahahaha. Love that x "
Hope it made you chuckle x |
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