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What would you rename your alarm clock?

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By *ull English with tea OP   Man  over a year ago

London

Bear Grylls recently revealed that he has renamed his alarm clock “an opportunity clock” to avoid negative connotations.

What would you rename yours?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have four alarms

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Bear Grylls recently revealed that he has renamed his alarm clock “an opportunity clock” to avoid negative connotations.

What would you rename yours? "

I'm happy to (continue) calling mine by it's stated name: Patek Philippe.

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS  over a year ago

hexham


"Bear Grylls recently revealed that he has renamed his alarm clock “an opportunity clock” to avoid negative connotations.

What would you rename yours? "

Bear Grylls can go and stick his stupid arse in a mincer!

An alarm clock is an alarm clock

And he is a blithering idiot

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By *ansexualPandaMan  over a year ago

cumallover

My alarm is my cat and I wouldn't change her name.

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast

I've never owned or needed one.

Bear Grylls is a pussycat.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bear Grylls recently revealed that he has renamed his alarm clock “an opportunity clock” to avoid negative connotations.

What would you rename yours? "

taken from zig ziglar. Who no doubt borrowed it from others.

It's a wakey uppy reminder thingamajig

ZZ also calls traffic lights "go lights" or something as their purposes is to keep traffic flowing. It's an interesting idea about putting positive names on things.

It's not a rejection. It's a redirection (or energies). Does that work ?

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By *ryandseeMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Bear Grylls recently revealed that he has renamed his alarm clock “an opportunity clock” to avoid negative connotations.

What would you rename yours?

I'm happy to (continue) calling mine by it's stated name: Patek Philippe. "

That's showing off now but why not

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol

I don't know what I'd rename my alarm clock.

But it has bothered me for years that nearly all of us begin our day with an alarm... how fucked up is that?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The savior

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By *riar BelisseWoman  over a year ago

On Holibobs

I wake before mine goes off, so I'll call him snoozy

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Alan....

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By *ornycougaWoman  over a year ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

James Corden - loud, annoying and no one wants to woken up in the morning by that

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By *ayzDreamingMan  over a year ago

Shipton bellinger

The "You're not the boss of me"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Steve

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By *ayzDreamingMan  over a year ago

Shipton bellinger


"James Corden - loud, annoying and no one wants to woken up in the morning by that"

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By *he ass man 666Man  over a year ago

paradise city

Call it my stfu clock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My alarm comes in the form of a tiny human that belts mum at the top of her lungs in the morning. She already has a name.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The sound of awaiting doom.

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By *ull English with tea OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"The sound of awaiting doom. "

This is my favourite so far!

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By *olden PoleMan  over a year ago

London

I call my alarm clock dream woman because every morning it goes off I awake with a raging hard on.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman  over a year ago

Basingstoke

My alarm clock is already named 'fuck off you bastard'

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By *arkandlovelyWoman  over a year ago

South Derbyshire

Cunty McCuntface

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Alarm cock.

Gives me a pressing reason to wake up in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hans.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“Tw@t”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck off

Especially at 04.00 am

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Bastard thing with bastard sauce

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Bellenda.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Bellenda.

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

It's so good that she named it twice. ^

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By *uietly_KinkyMan  over a year ago

High Wycombe

If I told you what I called mine, I'd get banned from the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't use it.

My stupid brain wakes me up around 10mins before its due to go off.

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

I don't need an alarm I wake up at 3/4am every day lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

putin

cause its a fucker

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By *eff4000Man  over a year ago

Camberley

Absolute shit cunt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Here we go again

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Don't own one I sleep with the blinds open

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By *rispyDuckMan  over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

The Punisher

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Wake-me-up-before-you-go-go

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By *ull English with tea OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Hans."

Took me a while…

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By *oubleswing2019Man  over a year ago

Colchester

"Bastard Thing", usually said as I try to reach it, bleary-eyed, from the bed. Invariably resulting in said Bastard Thing being knocked to the floor and then getting even further out of reach, all the while ringing and annoying me even more.

Thankfully, it's only used on weekdays.

No alarms are set on weekends if we can help it. Definitely not on a Sat anyway. And no alarms are set on holidays either. It's a firm rule.

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By *iggingMan  over a year ago

Oldham

Shut the fuck up.

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By *iggingMan  over a year ago

Oldham


"I don't use it.

My stupid brain wakes me up around 10mins before its due to go off. "

Same here...along with my bladder.

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