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The person above you is being arrested.....

By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman over a year ago

Deviant City

You decide what are the charges of the person above (What do they look guilty of) and if you like you can also describe the crime scene!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having stolen an Anne summers van. Dead giveaway was the van parked neatly in the garden. Lol!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

After making a phalic symbol of ice outside buckingham palace, was later arrested whe walking down the street carrying an ice pick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because she nicked my mistletoe

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By *ussycatpussycatxCouple over a year ago

London

for being on our roof !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Public indecency!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blowing something up. Left a mess everywhere.

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

Flashed her lovely bum and caused a pile up in the middle of town.

Knickers left hanging off a lampost were closely inspected by police...

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By *he Original TTMan over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

Flashed HIS bum in the time streams and caused a pile up in the space-time continuum...

Traces of glitter were however found at the scene.....

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By *nfieldishCouple over a year ago

Enfield

Interfering with Rudolph.......

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By *uncouple981Couple over a year ago

ayrshire

Carrying a loaded weapon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Causing affray, indecent exposure and theft for doing a trolley dash in just a Santa hat in Tesco before doing kne out of the door with a full trolly shouting "slap a bit o tinsel on that!!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/12/12 11:14:01]

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By *hangovCouple over a year ago

sheffield

Posession of a hot ass in a built up area

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dangerous driving in killer heels but gets off by giving the judge the sexy eyes look.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dropped his Pants Little old lady Fell over Fallen tree trunk Guilty as sin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For carrying an offencive weapon

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By *uncouple981Couple over a year ago

ayrshire

Being in possession of Killer heals

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For giving me a heart attack looking at that amazing boooooty

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman over a year ago

Deviant City

Guilty of publishing a blank book about sex and selling it to the world.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guilty of publishing a blank book about sex and selling it to the world."

You've lost me there lol ???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Asking the Queen if she'd like to hold his one eyed snake on a recent visit to an Animal Hospital

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman over a year ago

Deviant City

"Guilty of publishing a blank book about sex and selling it to the world.

You've lost me there lol ???"

just daft nonsense

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Impersonating mrs claus

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman over a year ago

Deviant City

"Impersonating mrs claus"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

causing security staff to go into heart failure with all the flashing..

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By *he Original TTMan over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"causing security staff to go into heart failure with all the flashing..

Distracting security staff by 'other means' while the flashing crime was going on....!

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman over a year ago

Deviant City

"causing security staff to go into heart failure with all the flashing..

handcuffing the security staff to a bed and causing sexual injuries

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

sexual harrassment of vulnerable d*unken guests at a recent civilized house party

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By *he Original TTMan over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

Shoplifting confectionery in her undergarments....!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"causing security staff to go into heart failure with all the flashing..

handcuffing the security staff to a bed and causing sexual injuries

he consented to that so no crime had taken place lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shoplifting confectionery in her undergarments....!

throwing yellow snowballs at the public lol

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By *he Original TTMan over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Shoplifting confectionery in her undergarments....!

throwing yellow snowballs at the public lol

Shhh! They're lemon - honest!"

Assault with a deadly cleavage......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shoplifting confectionery in her undergarments....!

throwing yellow snowballs at the public lol

Shhh! They're lemon - honest!

Assault with a deadly cleavage......

Oh I will agree

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP Woman over a year ago

Deviant City

"Shoplifting confectionery in her undergarments....!

throwing yellow snowballs at the public lol"

damn! lol

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By *he Original TTMan over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

Kidnapping cats to enhance her purring...!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bumping off tinkey winkey, lala and po

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By *he Original TTMan over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

Being excessively happy! Lol!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Being excessively happy! Lol!

Ignoring words with friends

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By *he Original TTMan over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

Lewd and lascivious tangfastic consumption....

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Having cold irregular balls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Caught in the act of Sniffing santa's sleigh seat

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Caught in the act of Sniffing santa's sleigh seat

It wasn't an act, I have practiced this for many a year

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