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By *lder A Wiser Passion OP   Woman  over a year ago

morecambe

Will want a bed

Wont do out door sex

Wont want car sex

will want to be wined and dinned

and treated as a lady frist before play happens

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple  over a year ago

liverpool

Nah that's women over 25

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By *d4fun73Man  over a year ago

Shipley

Not just women over 50!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Beds are comfortable.

Outdoors is cold.

My legs are too fucken long for car sex.

I don't give a damn about the rest. But I suppose 3 out of 5 for mid 30s work out.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

I don't want to be aimed and dined. I enjoy sharing food but I would expect to pay my own way.

I won't be doing car sex though

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman  over a year ago

London (She/Her)

I’m not here to date so don’t worry about dinner and treating me like a lady (not sure what that involves!) but yes, I want a warm bed that’s strong enough to take a proper banging!

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By *penbicoupleCouple  over a year ago

Northampton

I/we personally would never wine and dine someone from fab. I mean, definitely a social, but not wine and dine.

Apart from that, we echo the rest of your list.

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By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral


"I don't want to be aimed and dined. I enjoy sharing food but I would expect to pay my own way.

I won't be doing car sex though"

I'm not quite 50 but feel the same way about being wined and dined.

I've never done car sex even when I was young - can't be done with that when I've got a perfectly good bed.

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By *izandpaulCouple  over a year ago

merseyside

No

Don't want be wined and dined.

Happy for outdoor sex, even in winter, had an outdoor 3 some this afternoon.

Never been overwhelmed with car sex, unless over the bonnet.

Bed for gang bangs or parties.

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Wee a little when they cough or sneeze!

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By *B69Woman  over a year ago

Wiltshire

I don’t think age is a factor really

You’re correct on 4 of those points but I don’t need to be wined and dined.

I know what I like and won’t change that for anyone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Imagine not wanting to have sex in somebody’s Nissan micra or in a bush in the rain, ludicrous, sort it out ladies

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By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

Reading

I would agree with all that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Will want a bed

Wont do out door sex

Wont want car sex

will want to be wined and dinned

and treated as a lady frist before play happens"

Is that all? Finaly, they’ve given up on looking for everything else then?.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It’s the whining and dining that’s a problem for me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m not 50, so I’ll keep out of it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 02/12/22 18:18:18]"

Too late, I saw, I’ll find a tree

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

An ex gf actually suggested outdoor sex, she was 50 at the time. She had got into it with her ex husband and wanted to continue. Who was I to say no?

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By *iss KinkWoman  over a year ago

North West

Sounds good

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It’s the whining and dining that’s a problem for me "

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"It’s the whining and dining that’s a problem for me "

Sharing a Happy Meal - Problem solved!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Will want a bed

Wont do out door sex

Wont want car sex

will want to be wined and dinned

and treated as a lady frist before play happens"

Pretty much

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We do outdoor sex .. car .. back of van . Hotels ..

Don't need to be wined n dined ..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not wined and dined

Not unless sitting on my face

Spooning as well

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By *r TriomanMan  over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Treated like a lady? Treated with respect yes, everyone should be treated with respect!

This concept of someone being treated like a lady where the guy is expected to pickup the tab for drinks and a meal, taxi... is out of kilter with the concept of equality between the sexes.

Unless,harking back to a thread last week about women paying less for entry to swingers clubs than men and, one reason given for this being that women, compared to men still don't get equal pay for comparative jobs; just maybe, men get paid more because some ladies expect the gentleman to pay for them? Who knows?

I'm with you on the other points though OP.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Treated like a lady? Treated with respect yes, everyone should be treated with respect!

This concept of someone being treated like a lady where the guy is expected to pickup the tab for drinks and a meal, taxi... is out of kilter with the concept of equality between the sexes.

Unless,harking back to a thread last week about women paying less for entry to swingers clubs than men and, one reason given for this being that women, compared to men still don't get equal pay for comparative jobs; just maybe, men get paid more because some ladies expect the gentleman to pay for them? Who knows?

I'm with you on the other points though OP."

Not forgetting to lay down your coat before one walks over a puddle

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By *izandpaulCouple  over a year ago

merseyside


"It’s the whining and dining that’s a problem for me

Sharing a Happy Meal - Problem solved! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Met a 50+ year old who literally broke all your rules here...

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"Will want a bed

Wont do out door sex

Wont want car sex

Wants it right up the arse

will want to be wined and dinned

and treated as a lady frist before play happens

"

^^ this

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By *riel13Woman  over a year ago

Northampton

#notallwomenover50... Just incase!

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By *riel13Woman  over a year ago

Northampton

I want to be treated like a person... Not a lady, whatever that is... And I definitely don't want wining or dining

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By *izandpaulCouple  over a year ago

merseyside


"Treated like a lady? Treated with respect yes, everyone should be treated with respect!

This concept of someone being treated like a lady where the guy is expected to pickup the tab for drinks and a meal, taxi... is out of kilter with the concept of equality between the sexes.

Unless,harking back to a thread last week about women paying less for entry to swingers clubs than men and, one reason given for this being that women, compared to men still don't get equal pay for comparative jobs; just maybe, men get paid more because some ladies expect the gentleman to pay for them? Who knows?

I'm with you on the other points though OP."

I find the best way to save any misunderstanding regarding the payment in restaurants is for the guy to hand over his wallet before entering and I'll happily give him it back as we are leaving to have sex in the back of his Transit.

Obviously, his van must be parked opposite an ATM for any further funds required for unusual sexual requests.

Fairs fair.

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By *thfloorCouple  over a year ago

Hove

I gotta admit accommodation standards didn't matter to me when I was younger but now do - a houseshare, no heating, no clean bedding, dirty bathroom, things that wouldn't have phased me before are now a putoff. Couldn't care less about being wined&dined, drink&chat sure but the formalities of dinner, I hate all that with someone I don't know.

However! If you can offer me tea & a snack after coitus you are an absolute legend! Why do people send their fuckmates back out into the world without replenishing them, there should be a law against it!

The being treated like lady stuff...needs a thread of its own for sure.

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By *escourtesMan  over a year ago

hereford

Thought it said Moist women over 50

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By *thfloorCouple  over a year ago

Hove


"Thought it said Moist women over 50 "

Which in itself is a challenge

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thought it said Moist women over 50

Which in itself is a challenge "

Whoa! Not in my experience? Than again I am fit as fuck soooo

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By *riel13Woman  over a year ago

Northampton


"Thought it said Moist women over 50 "

Standard!

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Will want a bed

Wont do out door sex

Wont want car sex

will want to be wined and dinned

and treated as a lady frist before play happens"

Wrong.

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By *rlandoMan  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

women all ages want to be wined and dined

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By *oxy jWoman  over a year ago

somerset

wined and dined yuk no thanks thats dating not swinging

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Will want a bed

Wont do out door sex

Wont want car sex

will want to be wined and dinned

and treated as a lady frist before play happens

Wrong."

Yes bluebell!

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish


"women all ages want to be wined and dined "

Not me. I prefer a bottle of beer and a pizza after a good sex session.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"women all ages want to be wined and dined "

Only by romantic partners

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

Nah not true! X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello all x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hey candy floss

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Love babe lol x

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By *tsJustKateWoman  over a year ago

London


"Will want a bed

Wont do out door sex

Wont want car sex

will want to be wined and dinned

and treated as a lady frist before play happens"

I like a bed

Will do outdoor sex

Not unless it's a really big car

A quick vodka and

Just a little mutual respect

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Will want a bed

Wont do out door sex

Wont want car sex

will want to be wined and dinned

and treated as a lady frist before play happens"

Will get:

An old sofa

In the woods

Then walk home

Sharing a bag of chips.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Will Get

Laugh joke

KFC

Coffee if you’re lucky

Plenty of sex

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm fine with all of that, and it still won't get me anywhere..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Will want a bed

Wont do out door sex

Wont want car sex

will want to be wined and dinned

and treated as a lady frist before play happens

Wrong."

^check profile for video evidence and don’t forget to fab for a fuck

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By *ablo minibar123Woman  over a year ago

.

No need to wine and dine me, I'm capable of buying my own food thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Will want a bed

Wont do out door sex

Wont want car sex

will want to be wined and dinned

and treated as a lady frist before play happens"

That's all women

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By *lowercandyWoman  over a year ago

Lancashire

[Removed by poster at 02/12/22 21:57:13]

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By *lowercandyWoman  over a year ago

Lancashire


"Will want a bed

Wont do out door sex

Wont want car sex

will want to be wined and dinned

and treated as a lady frist before play happens"

Speak for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Utter tosh Op

I certainly don't want to be wined and dined

I do prefer a bed but I don't mind sex outdoors

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

True, no need for the wine though.

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By *penbicoupleCouple  over a year ago

Northampton


"women all ages want to be wined and dined "

No they don't. Did you not read the thread?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

... have a zero BS policy

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By *thfloorCouple  over a year ago

Hove


"Thought it said Moist women over 50

Which in itself is a challenge

Whoa! Not in my experience? Than again I am fit as fuck soooo"

For every wet one who's into meeting with you there are ten "my wife's stop playing". Just an observation!

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By *glyBettyTV/TS  over a year ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

Does anyone actually like car sex if they're being 100% honest?

It's uncomfortable for anyone over 4 foot

It's UNSAFE to get into a strange man's car in case he decides to take you somewhere you don't want to go

Maybe a gross generalisation, but in my experience "car sex" meant being trapped in a cramped confined space smelling like a combination of amyl nitrate & the type of musk that can only come from someone who has spent the last few hours sitting in his seat without wiping his knackers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thought it said Moist women over 50

Which in itself is a challenge

Whoa! Not in my experience? Than again I am fit as fuck soooo

For every wet one who's into meeting with you there are ten "my wife's stop playing". Just an observation!"

I'll meet you when you're 50 and we will see!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Does anyone actually like car sex if they're being 100% honest?

It's uncomfortable for anyone over 4 foot

It's UNSAFE to get into a strange man's car in case he decides to take you somewhere you don't want to go

Maybe a gross generalisation, but in my experience "car sex" meant being trapped in a cramped confined space smelling like a combination of amyl nitrate & the type of musk that can only come from someone who has spent the last few hours sitting in his seat without wiping his knackers "

No car sex is fucking awful.

It's a desperate last resort if no room can be available for you in the moment

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By *riel13Woman  over a year ago

Northampton


"Does anyone actually like car sex if they're being 100% honest?

It's uncomfortable for anyone over 4 foot

It's UNSAFE to get into a strange man's car in case he decides to take you somewhere you don't want to go

Maybe a gross generalisation, but in my experience "car sex" meant being trapped in a cramped confined space smelling like a combination of amyl nitrate & the type of musk that can only come from someone who has spent the last few hours sitting in his seat without wiping his knackers

No car sex is fucking awful.

It's a desperate last resort if no room can be available for you in the moment "

Bent over the bonnet sex is where it's at!

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By *thfloorCouple  over a year ago

Hove


"Does anyone actually like car sex if they're being 100% honest?

It's uncomfortable for anyone over 4 foot

It's UNSAFE to get into a strange man's car in case he decides to take you somewhere you don't want to go

Maybe a gross generalisation, but in my experience "car sex" meant being trapped in a cramped confined space smelling like a combination of amyl nitrate & the type of musk that can only come from someone who has spent the last few hours sitting in his seat without wiping his knackers "

I'm sorry but that reads like a pretty hot scene!

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By *thfloorCouple  over a year ago

Hove


"Thought it said Moist women over 50

Which in itself is a challenge

Whoa! Not in my experience? Than again I am fit as fuck soooo

For every wet one who's into meeting with you there are ten "my wife's stop playing". Just an observation!

I'll meet you when you're 50 and we will see! "

Set myself a Google reminder, see you then (bring lube).

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thought it said Moist women over 50

Which in itself is a challenge

Whoa! Not in my experience? Than again I am fit as fuck soooo

For every wet one who's into meeting with you there are ten "my wife's stop playing". Just an observation!

I'll meet you when you're 50 and we will see!

Set myself a Google reminder, see you then (bring lube)."

We won't need it

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple  over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Wine me, dine me, 69 me.

LA

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By *r kink8585Man  over a year ago

ireland,


"Wine me, dine me, 69 me.

LA"

In that order

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

North West


"Will want a bed

Wont do out door sex

Wont want car sex

will want to be wined and dinned

and treated as a lady frist before play happens"

Make their own minds up.

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

As someone who is very very close to turning 50 I have to disagree. I have no interest in being wined and dined by anyone I've met off here I pay my own way and if I wanted to be wined and dined I'd join a dating app.

I like sex in my bed I also like it outdoors and car sex can be great fun as well. Not on a first play meet though I keep that for those I know.

I don't expect to be treated like a lady I do expect to be treated with respect,the same respect I give the person I meet. Anything less I won't tolerate.

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast


"As someone who is very very close to turning 50 I have to disagree. I have no interest in being wined and dined by anyone I've met off here I pay my own way and if I wanted to be wined and dined I'd join a dating app.

I like sex in my bed I also like it outdoors and car sex can be great fun as well. Not on a first play meet though I keep that for those I know.

I don't expect to be treated like a lady I do expect to be treated with respect,the same respect I give the person I meet. Anything less I won't tolerate. "

Treat her with respect guys.

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By *JstarsoloWoman  over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley


"Will want a bed

Wont do out door sex

Wont want car sex

will want to be wined and dinned

and treated as a lady frist before play happens"

I don't agree that that applies to "most" women over 50. I'm well over 50 and want many things.

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS  over a year ago

hexham


"Will want a bed

Wont do out door sex

Wont want car sex

will want to be wined and dinned

and treated as a lady frist before play happens"

Have you ever been to newcastle?

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By *rincipessaWoman  over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

Really don’t need anyone to wine and dine me.

Fruit gums after sex while talking shit, yeah now that works

Bed, oh yeah I definitely prefer it but I have been known to be too horny to care

Treated like a lady, not even sure what that means

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’ve made a note. ‘Remember to pick up a bag of Fruit Gums on the way down to see Principessa.’

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By *orphia2003Woman  over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Don't need to be wined and dined. Happy to grab food, few drinks in pub and split the bill though.

Car sex is uncomfortable unless you have a big car.

I like beds. Nice, soft, warm,lots of space.

Love outdoor sex as long as I'm not getting rained on, or freezing my tits off.

Expect to be treated with respect as a person, not an object.

Think that's it

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Will want a bed

Wont do out door sex

Wont want car sex

will want to be wined and dinned

and treated as a lady frist before play happens"

°

Noted.

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By *ornycougaWoman  over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"Will want a bed

Wont do out door sex

Wont want car sex

will want to be wined and dinned

and treated as a lady frist before play happens"

I beg to differ. Context is key and variety is the spice of like

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Will want a bed

Wont do out door sex

Wont want car sex

will want to be wined and dinned

and treated as a lady frist before play happens

I beg to differ. Context is key and variety is the spice of like "

Updating my private notes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Will want a bed

Wont do out door sex

Wont want car sex

will want to be wined and dinned

and treated as a lady frist before play happens"

Coffee, cake and a chat is fine but I'd pay my own way anyway.

Treat me with respect and as a human being not just a piece of meat.

All the rest well I would and have but a decent size car that's clean and not a tip x

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"As someone who is very very close to turning 50 I have to disagree. I have no interest in being wined and dined by anyone I've met off here I pay my own way and if I wanted to be wined and dined I'd join a dating app.

I like sex in my bed I also like it outdoors and car sex can be great fun as well. Not on a first play meet though I keep that for those I know.

I don't expect to be treated like a lady I do expect to be treated with respect,the same respect I give the person I meet. Anything less I won't tolerate.

Treat her with respect guys. "

Shurrup you

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By *oiluvfunMan  over a year ago

Penrith


"Will want a bed

Wont do out door sex

Wont want car sex

will want to be wined and dinned

and treated as a lady frist before play happens"

What’s a “lady frist”……is it a kink?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Will want a bed

Wont do out door sex

Wont want car sex

will want to be wined and dinned

and treated as a lady frist before play happens"

I’m not here to date and I won’t do car sex and not always want a bed, I enjoy outdoor sex….

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"women all ages want to be wined and dined "

Not all women this one doesn't, i'm not dating the guy, it's a swingers meet !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"women all ages want to be wined and dined

Only by romantic partners"

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By *urvywelshcougarWoman  over a year ago

Cardiff

I don't expect to be wined and dined, if we hit it off then we're fucking. No to outdoor or car sex, been there, done that and prefer a bed. More than happy to split on a room and pay my share. Did i miss anything?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Will want a bed

Wont do out door sex

Wont want car sex

will want to be wined and dinned

and treated as a lady frist before play happens

I’m not here to date and I won’t do car sex and not always want a bed, I enjoy outdoor sex…. "

Can we take mattress outdoors, I'm not getting a branch stuck in my crack

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Will want a bed

Wont do out door sex

Wont want car sex

will want to be wined and dinned

and treated as a lady frist before play happens

I’m not here to date and I won’t do car sex and not always want a bed, I enjoy outdoor sex….

Can we take mattress outdoors, I'm not getting a branch stuck in my crack "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just a few drinks and good sex please!! x

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By *rincipessaWoman  over a year ago

your wildest dreams,


"I’ve made a note. ‘Remember to pick up a bag of Fruit Gums on the way down to see Principessa.’"

Fruit gums and a horny grin, that’s all you need

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve made a note. ‘Remember to pick up a bag of Fruit Gums on the way down to see Principessa.’

Fruit gums and a horny grin, that’s all you need "

Sorry late here you know me hi.

Fruit gums, do you not find those really fucking annoying for sticking on your teeth?

My least favourite sweet.

Thanks I needed to get that off my chest x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just a few drinks and good sex please!! x"

Caaaaaan do!

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Pretty much

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By *.L.0460.Woman  over a year ago

Bognor Regis


"Will want a bed

Wont do out door sex

Wont want car sex

will want to be wined and dinned

and treated as a lady frist before play happens"

Yes, I want a bed. It's warm, comfy & private.

Car sex does nothing for me. It's uncomfortable & unsatisfying.

I don't want to be wined & dined- just treated with respect on a social first (I buy my own drinks)

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By *reamers13Couple  over a year ago

Lancashire


"Will want a bed

Wont do out door sex

Wont want car sex

will want to be wined and dinned

and treated as a lady frist before play happens"

Not quite there yet, but I do want a bed, definitely not outdoor or car sex, but skip the last two I just want to fuck

J x

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Fruit gums and a horny grin, that’s all you need "

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By *rincipessaWoman  over a year ago

your wildest dreams,


"I’ve made a note. ‘Remember to pick up a bag of Fruit Gums on the way down to see Principessa.’

Fruit gums and a horny grin, that’s all you need

Sorry late here you know me hi.

Fruit gums, do you not find those really fucking annoying for sticking on your teeth?

My least favourite sweet.

Thanks I needed to get that off my chest x"

Don’t chew, suck. Where do you think I get my practice?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve made a note. ‘Remember to pick up a bag of Fruit Gums on the way down to see Principessa.’

Fruit gums and a horny grin, that’s all you need

Sorry late here you know me hi.

Fruit gums, do you not find those really fucking annoying for sticking on your teeth?

My least favourite sweet.

Thanks I needed to get that off my chest x

Don’t chew, suck. Where do you think I get my practice?"

I know where you haven't been getting your practice that's for sure

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By *izzy.Woman  over a year ago

Stoke area


"Will want a bed

Wont do out door sex

Wont want car sex

will want to be wined and dinned

and treated as a lady frist before play happens"

I presume this is a list of what the OP won't do and expects, it definitely doesn't represent most women over 50. Wining and dining ? Don't be daft!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I once knew a woman of fifty

Who's sexual preferences were shifty

She said outdoors was too dark and the hotel bill was a no

So we setlled for swings in the park

Sorry, ever so slightly bored

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Will want a bed

Wont do out door sex

Wont want car sex

will want to be wined and dinned

and treated as a lady frist before play happens"

And? Your point is?

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By *icolerobbieCouple  over a year ago

walsall


"I/we personally would never wine and dine someone from fab. I mean, definitely a social, but not wine and dine.

Apart from that, we echo the rest of your list. "

Not this one….

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By *icolerobbieCouple  over a year ago

walsall

Don’t want a bed, definitely don’t want wining and dining. Treated with respect, love outdoor sex!

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