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Mature/Old/getting on a bit part 7
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"I have noticed the first few grey hairs on my chin this morning! Shock horror, I am not always in girl mode.
This led me to thinking, ladies, does the hair, down there, suffer a similar fate?"
Yes  but not as quickly as the hair on your head |
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"Oh yes I'm here in my house still.
Can't go out as I don't know where I've left my keys!!!! God dam it"
I've got a really good system. If, when I can't find my keys in the house and the front door is locked, I know not to waste time looking in the car for them! |
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By *arryell23Man
over a year ago
lingfield in Surrey |
"Oh yes I'm here in my house still.
Can't go out as I don't know where I've left my keys!!!! God dam it
I've got a really good system. If, when I can't find my keys in the house and the front door is locked, I know not to waste time looking in the car for them!"
Ah very interesting |
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By *arryell23Man
over a year ago
lingfield in Surrey |
"Oh yes I'm here in my house still.
Can't go out as I don't know where I've left my keys!!!! God dam it
Down the side of the sofa, in the fridge, in your coat pocket?"
Nope..Still can't bloody find them |
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"Oh yes I'm here in my house still.
Can't go out as I don't know where I've left my keys!!!! God dam it"
Have you tried checking the door itself? I mean I have never done this, but have been rold by a friend about leaving them in the lock  |
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"Well I got home from work in time to see the footy. Come on England "
I always say 'Come on England ('s soil)' when I see blokes wanking in the woods at Eureka.
I'm particularly comfortable with that usage as I hate the other spelling of the ejaculatory word. |
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A belated good morning to all Mogs,
Today is a cake making day, Two Banana and Walnut loaf cakes already made, Four Lemon and Lime Drizzle cakes in the oven and two Christmas Special Iced Bakewells still to make.
Already felt the need to open a bottle of Malbec for a few slurps.  .
Have a good rest of the day and remember MOGs Rule O.K. |
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"A belated good morning to all Mogs,
Today is a cake making day, Two Banana and Walnut loaf cakes already made, Four Lemon and Lime Drizzle cakes in the oven and two Christmas Special Iced Bakewells still to make.
Already felt the need to open a bottle of Malbec for a few slurps. .
Have a good rest of the day and remember MOGs Rule O.K."
That all sounds bloomin delicious !
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"A belated good morning to all Mogs,
Today is a cake making day, Two Banana and Walnut loaf cakes already made, Four Lemon and Lime Drizzle cakes in the oven and two Christmas Special Iced Bakewells still to make.
Already felt the need to open a bottle of Malbec for a few slurps. .
Have a good rest of the day and remember MOGs Rule O.K.
That all sounds bloomin delicious !
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The Malbec certainly is |
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"A belated good morning to all Mogs,
Today is a cake making day, Two Banana and Walnut loaf cakes already made, Four Lemon and Lime Drizzle cakes in the oven and two Christmas Special Iced Bakewells still to make.
Already felt the need to open a bottle of Malbec for a few slurps. .
Have a good rest of the day and remember MOGs Rule O.K.
That all sounds bloomin delicious !
The Malbec certainly is "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would join in but can't find my teeth
Have you looked at the last cock/fanny you nibbled at  "
Never thought of that, I will have to ask if anyone found them. |
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Good morning all.
First time this winter that I have had to scrape the cars windscreen, then I get a phone call from my daughter saying not required for school run as grandaughter is not well 
Question is do I go back to bed?
Have a good day.
MOGs Rule
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"Good morning all.
First time this winter that I have had to scrape the cars windscreen, then I get a phone call from my daughter saying not required for school run as grandaughter is not well
Question is do I go back to bed?
Have a good day.
MOGs Rule
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The answer is a resounding 'yes' ! |
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Morning to all MOGs.
Bitterly cold on this mornings school run, none of the young and not so young mums flaunting themselves this week, Back home my bowl of porridge was the first of the winter and went down well.
Will be glad when Christmas is over and life gets back to normal and my morning lie ins return
MOGs Rule. |
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By *tephanj OP Man
over a year ago
Kettering |
Morning tarkus and all fellow MOGs I'm on my first coffee of the day. Made a big mistake with my heating forgot to change the start time as I'm not at work today my gas charges for today are already £5 |
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"The oldies version of Head, shoulders knees and toes becomes Wallet, glasses, keys and phone."
I think it was Harry Enfield who showed in a sketch spectacles testicles wallet and watch just before he went out |
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Another cold morning, Last school run of the week done and dusted.
With the prospect of snow next week I invested in two new tyres for the car yesterday, timing not ideal but better safe than sorry.
Christmas wine delivered yesterday, most of it will be gifts for people who have helped me out in one way or another during tha past year.
Have a good day, Stay warm.
MOGs rule. |
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By *tephanj OP Man
over a year ago
Kettering |
"Well I'm freezing so I'm off to bed to get warm, unlucky for me I'm on my own in a super king size bed
Thought you said you have a partner according to your bio."
Yes I do have a partner but due to my loud snoring and her health issues we sleep in different rooms |
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