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"A year's supply of yellow pills
Yellow pills? What do those ones do??
No idea, they are discreet  they a a very strong type of the blue type pills !"
Are they really? It was meant to be a joke linking to the discreet theme. You learn something every day. And by the way, how do you know? |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"Huzzah! It arrives today, sender assured discreet delivery under plain packaging. But what is it??
Mince pie for the correct answer. Free spaffing for the funniest 
A Sherman Tank ? "
how could you deliver one of them discreetly lol  |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat |
"An inflatable woman (or 2)?
If they’re modelled on you and RFD that’s a veritable inflatable party right there  "
Lol. I'd like to see you handle us 2 at the same time (even our inflatable versions!) |
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"Huzzah! It arrives today, sender assured discreet delivery under plain packaging. But what is it??
Mince pie for the correct answer. Free spaffing for the funniest
A Sherman Tank ? how could you deliver one of them discreetly lol "
Delivery drivers like a challenge, at least they wouldn't toss it over your neighbours fence !!
I was going for a funniest answer spaffing award tbh. |
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"Huzzah! It arrives today, sender assured discreet delivery under plain packaging. But what is it??
Mince pie for the correct answer. Free spaffing for the funniest
A Sherman Tank ? how could you deliver one of them discreetly lol
Delivery drivers like a challenge, at least they wouldn't toss it over your neighbours fence !!
I was going for a funniest answer spaffing award tbh. "
You are currently top of the spaffing leader board  |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"Huzzah! It arrives today, sender assured discreet delivery under plain packaging. But what is it??
Mince pie for the correct answer. Free spaffing for the funniest
A Sherman Tank ? how could you deliver one of them discreetly lol
Delivery drivers like a challenge, at least they wouldn't toss it over your neighbours fence !!
I was going for a funniest answer spaffing award tbh. "
exactly you could drive it through all your neighbours fences |
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"Huzzah! It arrives today, sender assured discreet delivery under plain packaging. But what is it??
Mince pie for the correct answer. Free spaffing for the funniest
A Sherman Tank ? how could you deliver one of them discreetly lol
Delivery drivers like a challenge, at least they wouldn't toss it over your neighbours fence !!
I was going for a funniest answer spaffing award tbh. exactly you could drive it through all your neighbours fences "
Perfect .... |
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"Huzzah! It arrives today, sender assured discreet delivery under plain packaging. But what is it??
Mince pie for the correct answer. Free spaffing for the funniest
A Sherman Tank ? how could you deliver one of them discreetly lol
Delivery drivers like a challenge, at least they wouldn't toss it over your neighbours fence !!
I was going for a funniest answer spaffing award tbh.
You are currently top of the spaffing leader board "
Spaff me, babe  |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"A Sorry we missed you card.
(Assuming the postie's aren't on strike again?)
They’d better not, I’m poised like a coiled spring on the other side of the letter box "
watch out for the Sherman Tank they're really quiet coming through letterbox |
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"An inflatable woman (or 2)?
If they’re modelled on you and RFD that’s a veritable inflatable party right there
Lol. I'd like to see you handle us 2 at the same time (even our inflatable versions!) "
I would also like to see that….. from multiple angles…. repeatedly  |
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"Huzzah! It arrives today, sender assured discreet delivery under plain packaging. But what is it??
Mince pie for the correct answer. Free spaffing for the funniest
A Sherman Tank ? how could you deliver one of them discreetly lol
Delivery drivers like a challenge, at least they wouldn't toss it over your neighbours fence !!
I was going for a funniest answer spaffing award tbh.
You are currently top of the spaffing leader board
Spaff me, babe "
You shall be my first spaff of the day. Quite an honour as at my age I’m on a quota system |
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"Huzzah! It arrives today, sender assured discreet delivery under plain packaging. But what is it??
Mince pie for the correct answer. Free spaffing for the funniest
A Sherman Tank ? how could you deliver one of them discreetly lol
Delivery drivers like a challenge, at least they wouldn't toss it over your neighbours fence !!
I was going for a funniest answer spaffing award tbh.
You are currently top of the spaffing leader board
Spaff me, babe
You shall be my first spaff of the day. Quite an honour as at my age I’m on a quota system "
I'm getting the cream off the top of the milk.  |
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By *evils PuddingCouple
over a year ago
the pub or in the nude in Paisley |
" They’d better not, I’m poised like a coiled spring on the other side of the letter box "
So it fits through the letterbox... Hmmm
Must be your new Xmas crotchless lingerie. Look forward to the pics getting uploaded later |
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"Flashlight obviously right?!
Flashlight even God damn my autocorrect being so VANILLA.
Fleshlight! Fuck meeee"
CORRECT!!
The mince pie is on its way to you in the post. However, due to the postal strikes I’d expect it around February |
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