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over a year ago
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I'm ill (got a cold)... Drinking whisky (glenfiddich) and opened the popcorn... But my sore throat is screaming that was a mistake 
Who's joining me at the bar! |
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over a year ago
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"As long as there's heating I'll have a latte"
I'll make you a hot water bottle.. Well lets be honest, I've made MYSELF a hot water bottle... but i might sit on your knee if you ask nicely ... I can't promise not to wriggle tho  |
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"As long as there's heating I'll have a latte
I'll make you a hot water bottle.. Well lets be honest, I've made MYSELF a hot water bottle... but i might sit on your knee if you ask nicely ... I can't promise not to wriggle tho "
wriggle wriggle the friction might just bring my willy out of hiding it looks like an innie belly button at the minute |
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over a year ago
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"As long as there's heating I'll have a latte
I'll make you a hot water bottle.. Well lets be honest, I've made MYSELF a hot water bottle... but i might sit on your knee if you ask nicely ... I can't promise not to wriggle tho wriggle wriggle the friction might just bring my willy out of hiding it looks like an innie belly button at the minute "
Don't forget your coffee  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As long as there's heating I'll have a latte
I'll make you a hot water bottle.. Well lets be honest, I've made MYSELF a hot water bottle... but i might sit on your knee if you ask nicely ... I can't promise not to wriggle tho wriggle wriggle the friction might just bring my willy out of hiding it looks like an innie belly button at the minute
Don't forget your coffee "
oh yeah sorry i got distracted  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Coffee for me
Please
Cream +sugar?? Or straight and black 
Cream + sugar
Please
Thank you "
One cup of sweet creamy coffee coming uo.. Would you like me to stir it for you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hope you are feeling better soon! 
I’ll join you with a San Miguel  "
Thanks Jack... Would you like me to pop it's cap and squeeze a dripping wedge in .... |
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over a year ago
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"I'm going to push the boat out and order a cuppa tea if I may
I've got some lovely decaf Earl Grey?
That'll do me, chuck us a hobnob while you're there "
Oofftt snacks!! Red ones or blue ones? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As long as there's heating I'll have a latte
I'll make you a hot water bottle.. Well lets be honest, I've made MYSELF a hot water bottle... but i might sit on your knee if you ask nicely ... I can't promise not to wriggle tho wriggle wriggle the friction might just bring my willy out of hiding it looks like an innie belly button at the minute
Don't forget your coffee oh yeah sorry i got distracted "
I've got a bit of a sweat on now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't go to bars .but ill make an exception .so guess I'll be having milk in virtual bar."
Ohhhhh.. Hmmm lets see.. I have a lovely roasted almond.. Unsweetened |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Espresso martini please.
I need the coffee and the alcohol.
Hell yes!! Now we're talking.. My favourite 
I have the best taste "
How about some snacks?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Espresso martini please.
I need the coffee and the alcohol.
Hell yes!! Now we're talking.. My favourite
I have the best taste
How about some snacks?? "
Oooh focaccia bites!! And mini daim bars.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As long as there's heating I'll have a latte
I'll make you a hot water bottle.. Well lets be honest, I've made MYSELF a hot water bottle... but i might sit on your knee if you ask nicely ... I can't promise not to wriggle tho wriggle wriggle the friction might just bring my willy out of hiding it looks like an innie belly button at the minute
Don't forget your coffee oh yeah sorry i got distracted
I've got a bit of a sweat on now "
its well earned il pay you back for your kindness with a psychic poke in the bum |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm having a hot toddy for my cold.
Ahhh we can sniffle together.. Want a paracetamol chaser
Go on then. I may come away from this bar with less of a bad head than when I started. "
oh no we only do good head here.. Oh wait...oops |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll join you, may I ask what year glenfiddich?
Its a 12 year
Want one?
Yes please
I'm on my 2nd now, keep up!
Challenge accepted "
I may be snoring on the sofa soon |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll join you, you can have a nip of my 12yo Talisker.
Can’t beat a bit of peaty mess in your life.  "
Oh very nice!! I stayed near the distillery earlier in the year.. I had a pee high up above it 
There might be a special midnight vintage soon |
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"I’ll join you, you can have a nip of my 12yo Talisker.
Can’t beat a bit of peaty mess in your life.
Oh very nice!! I stayed near the distillery earlier in the year.. I had a pee high up above it
There might be a special midnight vintage soon "
Is it your pee that gives it the smokeyness. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll join you, may I ask what year glenfiddich?
Its a 12 year
Want one?
Yes please
I'm on my 2nd now, keep up!
Challenge accepted
I may be snoring on the sofa soon "
More whiskey for me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Espresso martini please.
I need the coffee and the alcohol.
Hell yes!! Now we're talking.. My favourite
I have the best taste
How about some snacks??
Oooh focaccia bites!! And mini daim bars.
"
Foccacia bites wth... where am i gonna get those |
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"I'm going to push the boat out and order a cuppa tea if I may
I've got some lovely decaf Earl Grey?
That'll do me, chuck us a hobnob while you're there
Oofftt snacks!! Red ones or blue ones? "
when did that happen. I thought they only did orange |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hope you are feeling better soon!
I’ll join you with a San Miguel
Thanks Jack... Would you like me to pop it's cap and squeeze a dripping wedge in .... "
You’re welcome midnight… I’d love you to & bring it over |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As long as there's heating I'll have a latte
I'll make you a hot water bottle.. Well lets be honest, I've made MYSELF a hot water bottle... but i might sit on your knee if you ask nicely ... I can't promise not to wriggle tho wriggle wriggle the friction might just bring my willy out of hiding it looks like an innie belly button at the minute
Don't forget your coffee oh yeah sorry i got distracted
I've got a bit of a sweat on now its well earned il pay you back for your kindness with a psychic poke in the bum "
Oh what special message are the spirits sending? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Espresso martini please.
I need the coffee and the alcohol.
Hell yes!! Now we're talking.. My favourite
I have the best taste
How about some snacks??
Oooh focaccia bites!! And mini daim bars.
Foccacia bites wth... where am i gonna get those "
Morrisons (other supermarkets are available).
I'll pick some up. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m having a wine on a school night so I’ll happily join you.
Hope you’ll feel better soon x
Great choice.. red or white?
Thank you xx
Sauvignon Blanc, for a lack of a better choice.
It’s good  "
Are you drinking the whole bottle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll join you, you can have a nip of my 12yo Talisker.
Can’t beat a bit of peaty mess in your life.
Oh very nice!! I stayed near the distillery earlier in the year.. I had a pee high up above it
There might be a special midnight vintage soon
Is it your pee that gives it the smokeyness. "
That and the woodpecker shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As long as there's heating I'll have a latte
I'll make you a hot water bottle.. Well lets be honest, I've made MYSELF a hot water bottle... but i might sit on your knee if you ask nicely ... I can't promise not to wriggle tho wriggle wriggle the friction might just bring my willy out of hiding it looks like an innie belly button at the minute
Don't forget your coffee oh yeah sorry i got distracted
I've got a bit of a sweat on now its well earned il pay you back for your kindness with a psychic poke in the bum
Oh what special message are the spirits sending? "
it would involve ropes blindfolds ear deffenders nudity and a whole heap of time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll join you, may I ask what year glenfiddich?
Its a 12 year
Want one?
Yes please
I'm on my 2nd now, keep up!
Challenge accepted
I may be snoring on the sofa soon
More whiskey for me "
. We might need to get another bottle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm going to push the boat out and order a cuppa tea if I may
I've got some lovely decaf Earl Grey?
That'll do me, chuck us a hobnob while you're there
Oofftt snacks!! Red ones or blue ones?
when did that happen. I thought they only did orange "
Oh maybe my cold addled brain is having biscuit confusion |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hope you are feeling better soon!
I’ll join you with a San Miguel
Thanks Jack... Would you like me to pop it's cap and squeeze a dripping wedge in ....
You’re welcome midnight… I’d love you to & bring it over "
I'll pop it round.. I'll have to walk tho.. Too d*unk to drive.. I'll send you a 30 second video every 200 yards so you don't worry about me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Espresso martini please.
I need the coffee and the alcohol.
Hell yes!! Now we're talking.. My favourite
I have the best taste
How about some snacks??
Oooh focaccia bites!! And mini daim bars.
Foccacia bites wth... where am i gonna get those
Morrisons (other supermarkets are available).
I'll pick some up. "
Oh they sounded waitrose posh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As long as there's heating I'll have a latte
I'll make you a hot water bottle.. Well lets be honest, I've made MYSELF a hot water bottle... but i might sit on your knee if you ask nicely ... I can't promise not to wriggle tho wriggle wriggle the friction might just bring my willy out of hiding it looks like an innie belly button at the minute
Don't forget your coffee oh yeah sorry i got distracted
I've got a bit of a sweat on now its well earned il pay you back for your kindness with a psychic poke in the bum
Oh what special message are the spirits sending? it would involve ropes blindfolds ear deffenders nudity and a whole heap of time "
Waut what are the ear defenders for |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As long as there's heating I'll have a latte
I'll make you a hot water bottle.. Well lets be honest, I've made MYSELF a hot water bottle... but i might sit on your knee if you ask nicely ... I can't promise not to wriggle tho wriggle wriggle the friction might just bring my willy out of hiding it looks like an innie belly button at the minute
Don't forget your coffee oh yeah sorry i got distracted
I've got a bit of a sweat on now its well earned il pay you back for your kindness with a psychic poke in the bum
Oh what special message are the spirits sending? it would involve ropes blindfolds ear deffenders nudity and a whole heap of time
Waut what are the ear defenders for "
cant hear whats coming next |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Coffee for me
Please
Cream +sugar?? Or straight and black
Cream + sugar
Please
Thank you
One cup of sweet creamy coffee coming uo.. Would you like me to stir it for you "
Yes please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll join you, may I ask what year glenfiddich?
Its a 12 year
Want one?
Yes please
I'm on my 2nd now, keep up!
Challenge accepted
I may be snoring on the sofa soon
More whiskey for me
. We might need to get another bottle "
Leave it with me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As long as there's heating I'll have a latte
I'll make you a hot water bottle.. Well lets be honest, I've made MYSELF a hot water bottle... but i might sit on your knee if you ask nicely ... I can't promise not to wriggle tho wriggle wriggle the friction might just bring my willy out of hiding it looks like an innie belly button at the minute
Don't forget your coffee oh yeah sorry i got distracted
I've got a bit of a sweat on now its well earned il pay you back for your kindness with a psychic poke in the bum
Oh what special message are the spirits sending? it would involve ropes blindfolds ear deffenders nudity and a whole heap of time
Waut what are the ear defenders for cant hear whats coming next "
anyway enough of that im off for my tea |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As long as there's heating I'll have a latte
I'll make you a hot water bottle.. Well lets be honest, I've made MYSELF a hot water bottle... but i might sit on your knee if you ask nicely ... I can't promise not to wriggle tho wriggle wriggle the friction might just bring my willy out of hiding it looks like an innie belly button at the minute
Don't forget your coffee oh yeah sorry i got distracted
I've got a bit of a sweat on now its well earned il pay you back for your kindness with a psychic poke in the bum
Oh what special message are the spirits sending? it would involve ropes blindfolds ear deffenders nudity and a whole heap of time
Waut what are the ear defenders for cant hear whats coming next "
Isn't that essential for a bar maid |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Coffee for me
Please
Cream +sugar?? Or straight and black
Cream + sugar
Please
Thank you
One cup of sweet creamy coffee coming uo.. Would you like me to stir it for you
Yes please "
I licked the spoon clean for you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll join you, may I ask what year glenfiddich?
Its a 12 year
Want one?
Yes please
I'm on my 2nd now, keep up!
Challenge accepted
I may be snoring on the sofa soon
More whiskey for me
. We might need to get another bottle
Leave it with me"
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"I'm having a hot toddy for my cold.
Ahhh we can sniffle together.. Want a paracetamol chaser
Go on then. I may come away from this bar with less of a bad head than when I started.
oh no we only do good head here.. Oh wait...oops "
Not only the drinks that go down well here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Coffee for me
Please
Cream +sugar?? Or straight and black
Cream + sugar
Please
Thank you
One cup of sweet creamy coffee coming uo.. Would you like me to stir it for you
Yes please
I licked the spoon clean for you "
Tease ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll wait for the bar to liven up...then I'm shouting
JAGERBOMB
JAGERBOMB
JAGERBOMB
Nooo. I always say yes to the jäger, then it’s yes to everything. Then I wake up confused, naked & hungover "
In that case, it's time.
JAGER
JAGER
JAGER....BOOOM!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As long as there's heating I'll have a latte
I'll make you a hot water bottle.. Well lets be honest, I've made MYSELF a hot water bottle... but i might sit on your knee if you ask nicely ... I can't promise not to wriggle tho wriggle wriggle the friction might just bring my willy out of hiding it looks like an innie belly button at the minute
Don't forget your coffee oh yeah sorry i got distracted
I've got a bit of a sweat on now its well earned il pay you back for your kindness with a psychic poke in the bum
Oh what special message are the spirits sending? it would involve ropes blindfolds ear deffenders nudity and a whole heap of time
Waut what are the ear defenders for cant hear whats coming next anyway enough of that im off for my tea"
Enjoy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hope you are feeling better soon!
I’ll join you with a San Miguel
Thanks Jack... Would you like me to pop it's cap and squeeze a dripping wedge in ....
You’re welcome midnight… I’d love you to & bring it over
I'll pop it round.. I'll have to walk tho.. Too d*unk to drive.. I'll send you a 30 second video every 200 yards so you don't worry about me "
That made me laugh, you’re so crazy when you’re d*unk  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I usually have a brandy hot toddy for cold Midnight and it's helps but I'd love a glass of prosecco now x"
I have to say the whisky is having an impact
One prosecco coming up - want a pink one? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm having a hot toddy for my cold.
Ahhh we can sniffle together.. Want a paracetamol chaser
Go on then. I may come away from this bar with less of a bad head than when I started.
oh no we only do good head here.. Oh wait...oops
Not only the drinks that go down well here "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Coffee for me
Please
Cream +sugar?? Or straight and black
Cream + sugar
Please
Thank you
One cup of sweet creamy coffee coming uo.. Would you like me to stir it for you
Yes please
I licked the spoon clean for you
Tease ! "
only if you ask nicely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I usually have a brandy hot toddy for cold Midnight and it's helps but I'd love a glass of prosecco now x
I have to say the whisky is having an impact
One prosecco coming up - want a pink one? "
That would be wonderful so yes please x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll wait for the bar to liven up...then I'm shouting
JAGERBOMB
JAGERBOMB
JAGERBOMB
Nooo. I always say yes to the jäger, then it’s yes to everything. Then I wake up confused, naked & hungover
In that case, it's time.
JAGER
JAGER
JAGER....BOOOM!! "
Your yell is my command |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hope you are feeling better soon!
I’ll join you with a San Miguel
Thanks Jack... Would you like me to pop it's cap and squeeze a dripping wedge in ....
You’re welcome midnight… I’d love you to & bring it over
I'll pop it round.. I'll have to walk tho.. Too d*unk to drive.. I'll send you a 30 second video every 200 yards so you don't worry about me
That made me laugh, you’re so crazy when you’re d*unk "
lol lol.. Your secret is safe with me |
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"I usually have a brandy hot toddy for cold Midnight and it's helps but I'd love a glass of prosecco now x
I have to say the whisky is having an impact
One prosecco coming up - want a pink one?
That would be wonderful so yes please x"
I have a gorgeous organic one chilling in the fridge |
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"I'm ill (got a cold)... Drinking whisky (glenfiddich) and opened the popcorn... But my sore throat is screaming that was a mistake
Who's joining me at the bar! "
Remi martin please with one ice cube thank you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Il have a baileys on the rocks pls OP
And make it a large one x
I only do large baileys
2 glugs and its gone
In that case bring me the bottle "
One straw coming up! |
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"I'm ill (got a cold)... Drinking whisky (glenfiddich) and opened the popcorn... But my sore throat is screaming that was a mistake
Who's joining me at the bar!
Remi martin please with one ice cube thank you "
On its way! |
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"I'm ill (got a cold)... Drinking whisky (glenfiddich) and opened the popcorn... But my sore throat is screaming that was a mistake
Who's joining me at the bar!
Remi martin please with one ice cube thank you
On its way! "
I thank you |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm amazed nobody ordered a Negroni Sbagliato... with prosecco "
Oh oh oh!
This is my drink of choice.
I was coming on to post this.
I really need to give off strong lesbian vibes this weekend.
I hope women know from my drink. |
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"I'm ill (got a cold)... Drinking whisky (glenfiddich) and opened the popcorn... But my sore throat is screaming that was a mistake
Who's joining me at the bar! "
Kraken spiced rum and ginger ale please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm amazed nobody ordered a Negroni Sbagliato... with prosecco
Oh oh oh!
This is my drink of choice.
I was coming on to post this.
I really need to give off strong lesbian vibes this weekend.
I hope women know from my drink."
Trust me they'll be slithering in for a scissor |
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"I'm ill (got a cold)... Drinking whisky (glenfiddich) and opened the popcorn... But my sore throat is screaming that was a mistake
Who's joining me at the bar!
Kraken spiced rum and ginger ale please "
Good choice... I might have one too |
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