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League of gentlemen, as soon as that hearse drove by in episode 1 with bastard spelled out in flowers as a wreath I thought this is for me, I'm watching this. |
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"League of gentlemen, as soon as that hearse drove by in episode 1 with bastard spelled out in flowers as a wreath I thought this is for me, I'm watching this. "
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First episode of I'm Alan Partidge when Alan's being told they won't be making a second season. He doesn't know how to take the rejection and stabe a whole wheel of Stilton with. Fork. Tries to mush it in the bbcs head of broadcasting shouting "smell my cheese you mother!" Then runs out wielding his weapon announcing "its cheese I've got cheese"
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"Goodness Gracious Me:
It wouldn't be a Friday night if you didn't go for an English.
What's the blandest thing on the menu?
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Royal family-Indian!
Dad,they are really not.
Work in family business, live in same house,marry cousins-Indian! |
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Lord Flasheart:
All right men, let's do-oo-oo it! The first thing to remember is: always treat your kite
[Flashheart taps the picture of the Sopwith Camel with his cane]
Lord Flasheart:
like you treat your woman!
[Flashheart whips the air with his cane]
Lieutenant George:
How, how do you mean, Sir? Do you mean, do you mean take her home at weekends to meet your mother?
Lord Flasheart:
No, I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back.
Captain Blackadder:
I'm beginning to see why the suffragette movement want the vote. |
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Some more classics:
Hale and Pace, Yorkshire Airlines sketch.
I'm amazed from Fast Show no-one has mentioned Swiss Tony:
Golf is a bit like making love to a beautiful woman.
First, grasp your shaft on both hands firmly. Then, avoiding rough at all costs, aim for the hole in one swift swing...
Completely inapropriate now, but of it's time, we all wanted to see the picture of the fallen Madonna with the big boobies...and Helga of the Gestapo.
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Was it the Kumar's that did the alternative later night meal for people from the Indian sub-continent
"The English" with pineapple on your gammon as a big thing. It was a reverse cutty house sketch |
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Murray: He may be dead.
Dave: He maybe did what?
Murray: He may be dead.
Dave: I know, but what did he maybe do?
Murray: He may be dead.
Dave: Yeah, maybe he did, maybe he didn't. What did he maybe do?
Bret: No, he may be dead.
Dave: Are you guys fucking with me? |
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