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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"I was attacked by a bag of peanuts last night...the police asked if I'd been assaulted....I said...No. Dry roasted  "
and finally.... numbers of wilderbeast declining....
Thats the end of the Gnu's.... now onto the weather!!! 
I think that should kill this thread...  |
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over a year ago
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"I was attacked by a bag of peanuts last night...the police asked if I'd been assaulted....I said...No. Dry roasted
and finally.... numbers of wilderbeast declining....
Thats the end of the Gnu's.... now onto the weather!!!
I think that should kill this thread... "
I walked into a bar today ,, It didnt arf hurt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A thief stole all 6 toilets from a city centre police station today. a police spokesperson said "we have nothing to go on".
ps this joke has genuine antique value! |
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Whats 6 inches long with a big purple head, and women love it..????..........................................................................................................................................a £20 note.. |
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There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.
When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on.
"What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.
"A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!" xx xx |
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One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in
the kitchen.
"What's wrong dearest??" asked the confused husband.
"Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bedm, along with a very erotic porn magazine! What ever are we going to do???"
"Well," replied the man...
"I guess a spanking is out of the question?"
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