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anyone else have imaginary machine guns/missiles when you are driving in traffic and get fucking idiots on the road , you just imagine blasting the steering wheel stereo button as some huge chain gun blowing these tards off the road ..
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
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"anyone else have imaginary machine guns/missiles when you are driving in traffic and get fucking idiots on the road , you just imagine blasting the steering wheel stereo button as some huge chain gun blowing these tards off the road ..
Or is it just me "
Pintel mounted 30mm canon
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"anyone else have imaginary machine guns/missiles when you are driving in traffic and get fucking idiots on the road , you just imagine blasting the steering wheel stereo button as some huge chain gun blowing these tards off the road ..
Or is it just me "
no they can get on with being selfish with there get out of my way.
ive only ever had 2 true idiots.
1, Because he didnt like me joining into traffic and being up to speed decided he wanted to ram me off the rd from the drivers side.
He turned the car sideways pushing me down the road.
2nd one was just a plain arrogant bully jumping traffic wouldnt join the flowing traffic when they was room behind me.
He didnt realise I drive wagons so his bullying antics didnt work well while im in a heavy car.
He still wouldnt give up and join behind me even when he was facing oncoming traffic traveling at 50mph |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No but I do get road rage and once shouted the c word at an old woman before I realised it was an old woman. Feel guilty about that to this day  "
My Mum says Fuck You! |
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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago
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I used to, but now I have the luxury of realising that what pisses those idiots off the most is that their method of trying to annoy me has failed.
I am really enjoying being an old lady driver.
Mostly keeping to the speed limit, especially in 30’s and 20’s (they are there for a reason right?!) . Ignoring the old twats that absolutely shouldn’t be even on the road by backing right off and enjoying some tunes. Strange how they suddenly start driving less slowly and erratically?!
I am convinced that half the twattish drivers are doing it deliberately to piss you off and the other half exist in a totally different universe. Since I came to this conclusion and acted accordingly my driving experiences have become so much more pleasant. I may be wrong in my conclusion but either way my driving experience is the best it’s been since the 80’s and early 90’s.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have idly daydreamed about having one of those scrolling led signs on my rear windscreen so that when someone irritates me I can tell them what I think of them… probably best not.
I don’t know about anyone else but it seems like post-pandemic there is an awful lot of road rage… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Considered a set of blue lights on the grill for years just to cause a few heart attacks but i've put the idea off because 1 it's highly illegal and 2 I think i'd have too much fun with them. Might just have to get a little glow sign in the back window that says "cunt". Thatl do it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I often stick an empty cardboard coffee cup on the top of my roof and pretend it's a siren. I give running commentary on the cars I'm pursuing as if on a two way radio. If I'm feeling extremely silly I stand at the side of the road with a hairdryer pretending I'm measuring people's speeds |
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"I often stick an empty cardboard coffee cup on the top of my roof and pretend it's a siren. I give running commentary on the cars I'm pursuing as if on a two way radio. If I'm feeling extremely silly I stand at the side of the road with a hairdryer pretending I'm measuring people's speeds"
Oh that’s good I can advise to play the beastie boys sabotage song while doing that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I often stick an empty cardboard coffee cup on the top of my roof and pretend it's a siren. I give running commentary on the cars I'm pursuing as if on a two way radio. If I'm feeling extremely silly I stand at the side of the road with a hairdryer pretending I'm measuring people's speeds
Oh that’s good I can advise to play the beastie boys sabotage song while doing that "
On it like a tramp on vomit |
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"anyone else have imaginary machine guns/missiles when you are driving in traffic and get fucking idiots on the road , you just imagine blasting the steering wheel stereo button as some huge chain gun blowing these tards off the road ..
Or is it just me "
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The secret is to treat them all with such contempt that they don't even know about your displeasure.
To this end, the hidden V sign is ideal.
You get the pleasure of making it but they are not even worthy of seeing it.
Honour satisfied, fights avoided. |
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"Juts be cool with the road rage. Some idiots do some seriously bad shit when their ego is dented behind the wheel of a car. "
Hence my measured approach to the problem.
I find some improvised songs (for some odd reason the tune of 'There is a tavern in the town' lends itself nicely)help me let off steam.
Another of my favourites, for those who don't start moving when lights change, is to say "Tomorrow would be nice, today would be even better".
Those who baulk at passing others in restricted space get "Come on, you could drive a coach full of whores through there!". |
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By *egoMan
over a year ago
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Mines an RPG, pops out the roof.
But i also have light guided rear mounted paintball guns with white paint. To dim the horrendous lights behind me.
I don't even think its high beam, just poorly designed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Used to stand at the side of the road holding a hairdryer and wearing a high Vis near my dads old work place, it was near the edge of town and was known for people 'Forgetting' the 30 limit.
It worked so well the police set up there instead...
Driving around however I just want a crane that I could use to pick people up and just drop them behind me instead |
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1, Because he didnt like me joining into traffic and being up to speed decided he wanted to ram me off the rd from the drivers side.
He turned the car sideways pushing me down the road.
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The fact he was “up to speed” would indicate that a variant of this story might be that you pulled/forced into reasonably fast moving traffic and got sideswiped before he could stop?
I am guessing that is what he said in defence and curious to know how you would explain that to your insurance  |
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Just come in from an after twilight drive and spent most of my time shouting "Fucking Lights!".
Either they were German cars with searchlights defending the Ruhr from Lancaster bombers or they had none at all. More of the latter than is just odd chance.
One would imagine that modern cars would have some way of telling the driver but the good old fashioned system, "if you cant see your instruments in the dark your lights ain't on" no longer holds. The ruddy dash is lit all day now in order to see it at all. Progress, eh?
For night use, instead of a machine gun, I would like one of those steerable spotlights on the door frame that country doctors and taxicabs used to have in the 1950s and 60s. Ironically any street lighting there was that happened to exist back then was better than today's useless 'twinkle, twinkle, little star' stuff. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Considered a set of blue lights on the grill for years just to cause a few heart attacks but i've put the idea off because 1 it's highly illegal and 2 I think i'd have too much fun with them. Might just have to get a little glow sign in the back window that says "cunt". Thatl do it. "
and having a video of blues and twos on your phone accidentally placed on your dash board isn't or is it?  |
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