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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

walked miles and miles today from meetings that even muscles I never knew I had are aching...

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll gladly volunteer to massage all those muscles better ....

By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'll gladly volunteer to massage all those muscles better ....

I need a massage...

By *he Original TTMan over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"walked miles and miles today from meetings that even muscles I never knew I had are aching...

Were they in Asda.... You like walking round there!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slip into something comfortable, I'll be over with the scented candles and sensual oil so we can get started