A FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system. |
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"A FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system."
Yes this please ^. Or an air fryer. |
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"A FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system.
Yes this please ^. Or an air fryer."
Although one more awkward to unwrap in front of your relatives… after all, nobody wants others to think they can’t cook  |
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By *idsAndy OP Man
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"A FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system.
Yes this please ^. Or an air fryer.
Although one more awkward to unwrap in front of your relatives… after all, nobody wants others to think they can’t cook "
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"What's number 1 on your Christmas list?  "
Spent last year alone. And my mums flying to England soon and will be first Christmas with her in yearsand her first time here ajnce before covid. So just that she gets here safely!
Oh and an oil drum sized container of lube and a large dildo helmet and a jet pack so I can literally fuck people out of my way driving home for Christmas.
Realised wanting to see my mum wasn't very fab swingers. Think I covered it
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"Vw TRoc, got to be the RLine model please
Well I hope you've been a very good girl 
Always! Epitome of goodness me 
Santa will surely be visiting you then. "
That fat twat best had as well   |
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"I would like a hair curling machine.. Kicking myself for not buying it for £50 in Black Friday special.. Its gone back up to £120  "
I borrowed one to try & it was useless on my hair 
I was gutted
J x |
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"I would like a hair curling machine.. Kicking myself for not buying it for £50 in Black Friday special.. Its gone back up to £120
I borrowed one to try & it was useless on my hair
I was gutted
J x"
Oh really! I'm currently sat with my hair wrapped around a scarf, doing the tiktok method .. The irony is that my hair is actually curly but its such a faff to keep it looking good, so i straighten it |
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