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over a year ago
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"Have you ever done something & then instantly regretted it?
Yes, my first marriage.
Ooft…. 
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I once went through a stage of ordering Oreo milkshakes to my door (it only took 5 mins ordering) and it cost £6 a time.
And I kept going back like the filthy whore I am  |
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"Have you ever done something & then instantly regretted it?
Yes, my first marriage.
Ooft….
I once went through a stage of ordering Oreo milkshakes to my door (it only took 5 mins ordering) and it cost £6 a time.
And I kept going back like the filthy whore I am "
5 guys? Naughty! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A long Tim ago… A box of 6 Tim Hortons doughnuts. Had a serious stomach ache pretty soon thereafter…
Yesterday… took my drone out in the morning mist to try to photograph spires poking up through it. Flew up, lost sight - drone lost connection. Had to stand there like a lemon til the failsafe routine on low battery kicked in and it automatically landed… 30 minutes later  what a muppet |
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"Have you ever done something & then instantly regretted it?
Well let me confess my sins…….
I’ve just eaten a whole packet of Oreo’s, so good at the time, now feeling a little sick "
You're supposed to share!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you ever done something & then instantly regretted it?
Yes, my first marriage.
Ooft….
I once went through a stage of ordering Oreo milkshakes to my door (it only took 5 mins ordering) and it cost £6 a time.
And I kept going back like the filthy whore I am
5 guys? Naughty! "
No Afters actually! They genuinely stick a shit load in and blend it up and it's so fucking good. Oh god. I'm getting urges again someone hold me... |
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"A long Tim ago… A box of 6 Tim Hortons doughnuts. Had a serious stomach ache pretty soon thereafter…
Yesterday… took my drone out in the morning mist to try to photograph spires poking up through it. Flew up, lost sight - drone lost connection. Had to stand there like a lemon til the failsafe routine on low battery kicked in and it automatically landed… 30 minutes later what a muppet"
Line of sight mr! Naughty boy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A long Tim ago… A box of 6 Tim Hortons doughnuts. Had a serious stomach ache pretty soon thereafter…
Yesterday… took my drone out in the morning mist to try to photograph spires poking up through it. Flew up, lost sight - drone lost connection. Had to stand there like a lemon til the failsafe routine on low battery kicked in and it automatically landed… 30 minutes later what a muppet
Line of sight mr! Naughty boy "
Well yeah… like I said - I was a muppet *shrug* interesting assumption… you didn’t know if I have a GVC… |
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"Have you ever done something & then instantly regretted it?
Well let me confess my sins…….
I’ve just eaten a whole packet of Oreo’s, so good at the time, now feeling a little sick
You're supposed to share!!!! "
But Oreo’s don’t dunk? |
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"A long Tim ago… A box of 6 Tim Hortons doughnuts. Had a serious stomach ache pretty soon thereafter…
Yesterday… took my drone out in the morning mist to try to photograph spires poking up through it. Flew up, lost sight - drone lost connection. Had to stand there like a lemon til the failsafe routine on low battery kicked in and it automatically landed… 30 minutes later what a muppet
Line of sight mr! Naughty boy
Well yeah… like I said - I was a muppet *shrug* interesting assumption… you didn’t know if I have a GVC…"
Well hopefully you’ll get tested before you pass it on… Sounds painful |
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"A long Tim ago… A box of 6 Tim Hortons doughnuts. Had a serious stomach ache pretty soon thereafter…
Yesterday… took my drone out in the morning mist to try to photograph spires poking up through it. Flew up, lost sight - drone lost connection. Had to stand there like a lemon til the failsafe routine on low battery kicked in and it automatically landed… 30 minutes later what a muppet
Line of sight mr! Naughty boy
Well yeah… like I said - I was a muppet *shrug* interesting assumption… you didn’t know if I have a GVC…
Well hopefully you’ll get tested before you pass it on… Sounds painful "
It’s a chronic condition, they plan to operate… I think the pills caused a sense of humour failure |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yip regert not buy those shose last week they now out off stock in my size
They do have the size up and down from me
Could get them just as show shose but as for useing them not a chance |
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"Yip regert not buy those shose last week they now out off stock in my size
They do have the size up and down from me
Could get them just as show shose but as for useing them not a chance "
did the same with Cadbury world tickets last week - put it off, put it off, sold out… bugger!
Whoop whoop available this morning |
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"Have you ever done something & then instantly regretted it?
Well let me confess my sins…….
I’ve just eaten a whole packet of Oreo’s, so good at the time, now feeling a little sick
You're supposed to share!!!!
But Oreo’s don’t dunk? "
They do, although the double stuff one's aren't quite as good. They are good to take apart - dunk the top biscuit, lick the cream & then dunk the remaining biscuit.
BRB, just given myself a trouser bulge typing that  |
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The 25 wings Roulette challenge at the Sizzler, I decided to have all 5 of the ones doused in Scorpion Hot Sauce first to get the pain out the way quickly.
It wasn't quick, I cried a bit and wanted to jump off a bridge. |
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"Have you ever done something & then instantly regretted it?
Well let me confess my sins…….
I’ve just eaten a whole packet of Oreo’s, so good at the time, now feeling a little sick
You're supposed to share!!!!
But Oreo’s don’t dunk?
They do, although the double stuff one's aren't quite as good. They are good to take apart - dunk the top biscuit, lick the cream & then dunk the remaining biscuit.
BRB, just given myself a trouser bulge typing that "
Mmm May have to try that when I break out the 2nd pack in about an hours time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yip regert not buy those shose last week they now out off stock in my size
They do have the size up and down from me
Could get them just as show shose but as for useing them not a chance
did the same with Cadbury world tickets last week - put it off, put it off, sold out… bugger!
Whoop whoop available this morning "
Ouch and awesome that there’s availabile again hopefully yous have a grate time |
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"Have you ever done something & then instantly regretted it?
Well let me confess my sins…….
I’ve just eaten a whole packet of Oreo’s, so good at the time, now feeling a little sick
You're supposed to share!!!!
But Oreo’s don’t dunk?
They do, although the double stuff one's aren't quite as good. They are good to take apart - dunk the top biscuit, lick the cream & then dunk the remaining biscuit.
BRB, just given myself a trouser bulge typing that
Mmm May have to try that when I break out the 2nd pack in about an hours time "
As i mentioned, sharing is caring |
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"Yeah.
Not leaving for work when I was motivated first thing this morning!
Some foul temptress with a day off keeps making brews and flashing her legs at me "
I could go for a coffee if you need a distraction to slip out of the house 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Staying round a friends drinking until 2am this morning after the England game.... now I have a sore head and the hangover horn "
Coulda ticked one off your tally chart on which gender gives better head! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Staying round a friends drinking until 2am this morning after the England game.... now I have a sore head and the hangover horn
Coulda ticked one off your tally chart on which gender gives better head!"
Lol, 'hey guys, anyone want to suck this?' not sure how well that would have landed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right after I orgasmed to the video of the lesbian anal fisting orgy
You monster! I must have the link immediately! "
Do you can avoid the filth, right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Staying round a friends drinking until 2am this morning after the England game.... now I have a sore head and the hangover horn
Coulda ticked one off your tally chart on which gender gives better head!
Lol, 'hey guys, anyone want to suck this?' not sure how well that would have landed "
Nah what ya do is say, 2 goals epic, if we get another one of you has to blow me!
Would have worked man don't be annoyed at me for telling you some truth bombs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right after I orgasmed to the video of the lesbian anal fisting orgy
You monster! I must have the link immediately!
Do you can avoid the filth, right?"
Yes exactly. Block that shit away from me like all bad things on here! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Staying round a friends drinking until 2am this morning after the England game.... now I have a sore head and the hangover horn
Coulda ticked one off your tally chart on which gender gives better head!
Lol, 'hey guys, anyone want to suck this?' not sure how well that would have landed
Nah what ya do is say, 2 goals epic, if we get another one of you has to blow me!
Would have worked man don't be annoyed at me for telling you some truth bombs!"
Damn you're right, I've missed out on yet another blowjob opportunity here - must get smart! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Staying round a friends drinking until 2am this morning after the England game.... now I have a sore head and the hangover horn
Coulda ticked one off your tally chart on which gender gives better head!
Lol, 'hey guys, anyone want to suck this?' not sure how well that would have landed
Nah what ya do is say, 2 goals epic, if we get another one of you has to blow me!
Would have worked man don't be annoyed at me for telling you some truth bombs!
Damn you're right, I've missed out on yet another blowjob opportunity here - must get smart!"
I've rejected blowjob offers before and I've learnt to regret them all |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
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"Have you ever done something & then instantly regretted it?
Well let me confess my sins…….
I’ve just eaten a whole packet of Oreo’s, so good at the time, now feeling a little sick "
I never regret anything I do but I do miss my kids  |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
I wrote off a 20k car driving through a flooded ford, on a fab date yes, We are still friends!
I did regret it on the day and was a little grumpy as were were on a road trip and it took a few hours to get towed and get a new new car but I don't regret it now I got a good insurance payout and got to swap my car for a better one. It was stupid though , I won’t do it again |
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