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After his recent faux pas, it appears that our resident snooty fox has shown his true colours!
He loves a plate of FOUR GRAS  (probably with a side of baked beans and can of Stella).
Now he’s on his journey to become common, what tips can you give him to stop being dead posh? |
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Common, but trying. Four grass - I suspect it's meant to be like hipster coffee. But for another substance we can't discuss here. Hand picked organic grasses from family owned farms, featuring distinct aromas - to partake in with his bois behind the bike shed. |
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"Common, but trying. Four grass - I suspect it's meant to be like hipster coffee. But for another substance we can't discuss here. Hand picked organic grasses from family owned farms, featuring distinct aromas - to partake in with his bois behind the bike shed. "
I’d expect him to have the best too  |
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"Common, but trying. Four grass - I suspect it's meant to be like hipster coffee. But for another substance we can't discuss here. Hand picked organic grasses from family owned farms, featuring distinct aromas - to partake in with his bois behind the bike shed. "
Nah, he smokes Virginia Gold  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"I look forward to his new pictures in his Primarni finest with Nike trainers. He'll get a tick from me 
Hands down the front of the pants too "
Grey joggers obvs.......
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*says the guy sat watching the football in grey joggers 
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Yeah obviously, that accent of his gives it away. Knew it as soon as I heard that cockney twang.
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Was that the inevitable start of our break up? "
Yes sadly. Normally I love a bit of rough but I was so disappointed you weren't the dashingly dapper debonair of my dreams.  |
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"Common, but trying. Four grass - I suspect it's meant to be like hipster coffee. But for another substance we can't discuss here. Hand picked organic grasses from family owned farms, featuring distinct aromas - to partake in with his bois behind the bike shed. "
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If I recall you exclaimed previously my taste in coffee wasn't "pedestrian"! It's written in black and white.  |
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"I've seen him tuck into an egg and bacon butty in a greasy spoon.
Yolk everywhere!
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It's true: it went all over my Tuxedo."
It's due back on the overnight hire, that Tux. Don't forget you'll be charged extra for dry for dry cleaning  |
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"I've seen him tuck into an egg and bacon butty in a greasy spoon.
Yolk everywhere!
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It's true: it went all over my Tuxedo.
It's due back on the overnight hire, that Tux. Don't forget you'll be charged extra for dry for dry cleaning "
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"for dry for dry cleaning"?
What was the extra "for dry", for?
Can you af-for-d to be so generous, KC²?  |
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"I've seen him tuck into an egg and bacon butty in a greasy spoon.
Yolk everywhere!
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It's true: it went all over my Tuxedo.
It's due back on the overnight hire, that Tux. Don't forget you'll be charged extra for dry for dry cleaning
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"for dry for dry cleaning"?
What was the extra "for dry", for?
Can you af-for-d to be so generous, KC²? "
I got thumb tied and my keyboard had verbal diarrhoea. I'll try not to get it on your hired tux  |
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"I've seen him tuck into an egg and bacon butty in a greasy spoon.
Yolk everywhere!
°
It's true: it went all over my Tuxedo.
It's due back on the overnight hire, that Tux. Don't forget you'll be charged extra for dry for dry cleaning
°
"for dry for dry cleaning"?
What was the extra "for dry", for?
Can you af-for-d to be so generous, KC²?
I got thumb tied and my keyboard had verbal diarrhoea. I'll try not to get it on your hired tux "
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"After his recent faux pas, it appears that our resident snooty fox has shown his true colours!
He loves a plate of FOUR GRAS (probably with a side of baked beans and can of Stella).
Now he’s on his journey to become common, what tips can you give him to stop being dead posh? "
is he dead posh though?  |
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"I look forward to his new pictures in his Primarni finest with Nike trainers. He'll get a tick from me
Hands down the front of the pants too
Grey joggers obvs.......
A
*says the guy sat watching the football in grey joggers
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Mmmm. Grey joggers, they have a certain je ne sais quoi. |
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"I look forward to his new pictures in his Primarni finest with Nike trainers. He'll get a tick from me
Hands down the front of the pants too
Grey joggers obvs.......
A
*says the guy sat watching the football in grey joggers
Mmmm. Grey joggers, they have a certain je ne sais quoi. "
They work for me too 
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"I look forward to his new pictures in his Primarni finest with Nike trainers. He'll get a tick from me
Hands down the front of the pants too
Grey joggers obvs.......
A
*says the guy sat watching the football in grey joggers
Mmmm. Grey joggers, they have a certain je ne sais quoi.
They work for me too
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Maybe we should start a thread? |
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"I look forward to his new pictures in his Primarni finest with Nike trainers. He'll get a tick from me
Hands down the front of the pants too
Grey joggers obvs.......
A
*says the guy sat watching the football in grey joggers
Mmmm. Grey joggers, they have a certain je ne sais quoi.
They work for me too
Maybe we should start a thread? "
Haha see if there’s one you can resurrect |
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"After his recent faux pas, it appears that our resident snooty fox has shown his true colours!
He loves a plate of FOUR GRAS (probably with a side of baked beans and can of Stella).
Now he’s on his journey to become common, what tips can you give him to stop being dead posh? is he dead posh though? "
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More pøsh than dead, thankfully. However, a little part of me did indeed wither away after yesterday's 'autocorrection-insurrection'! |
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"After his recent faux pas, it appears that our resident snooty fox has shown his true colours!
He loves a plate of FOUR GRAS (probably with a side of baked beans and can of Stella).
Now he’s on his journey to become common, what tips can you give him to stop being dead posh? is he dead posh though?
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More pøsh than dead, thankfully. However, a little part of me did indeed wither away after yesterday's 'autocorrection-insurrection'! "
It happens |
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"After his recent faux pas, it appears that our resident snooty fox has shown his true colours!
He loves a plate of FOUR GRAS (probably with a side of baked beans and can of Stella).
Now he’s on his journey to become common, what tips can you give him to stop being dead posh? is he dead posh though?
°
More pøsh than dead, thankfully. However, a little part of me did indeed wither away after yesterday's 'autocorrection-insurrection'! "
Hang things that only cost pence? |
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"After his recent faux pas, it appears that our resident snooty fox has shown his true colours!
He loves a plate of FOUR GRAS (probably with a side of baked beans and can of Stella).
Now he’s on his journey to become common, what tips can you give him to stop being dead posh? is he dead posh though?
°
More pøsh than dead, thankfully. However, a little part of me did indeed wither away after yesterday's 'autocorrection-insurrection'!
Hang things that only cost pence?"
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I only answer to shillings, farthings and florins. |
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