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Do you know why Santa is so jolly?
He knows where all the bad girls live.
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Why does doctor pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died. |
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"Do you know why Santa is so jolly?
He knows where all the bad girls live.
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Why does doctor pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died."
I havent got my bains in my head today, took me ages to get the second one lol |
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"Well it is the time of year !!!
Baby mouse on seeing a bat for the first time .......... Mum I've just seen an angel "
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Awww, a cute joke that I can tell at work, thanks.  |
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A bear walks into a bar and says can I get a vodka...................................… and cranberry.
The bartender asks him why the big pause? and the bear says I was born with them.
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"A bear walks into a bar and says can I get a vodka...................................… and cranberry.
The bartender asks him why the big pause? and the bear says I was born with them.
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Omg I had to read that 5 times before I got it |
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