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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Do you meet them and what for?

Begin!

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By *eff4000Man over a year ago

Camberley

"Do you meet them and what for?

Begin!"

Fancy a beer and watching the game?

Lol

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan over a year ago

louth

A beer and a curry

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Meet for a chat and for them to try to work out who I really am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes, for an autograph

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Na im busy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'd do that distant nod of the head from afar thing you see in all the movies

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS over a year ago

Chichester

See if he can help me load my jeep up with furniture bits and stare my haribo star mix sweets as kindness

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS over a year ago

Chichester

Share even ffs

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By *rtyIanMan over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"See if he can help me load my jeep up with furniture bits and stare my haribo star mix sweets as kindness "

Help load her jeep

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By *ames5169Man over a year ago

Birmingham

Coffee and flirting

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"See if he can help me load my jeep up with furniture bits and stare my haribo star mix sweets as kindness "

Not even gonna let me have a cheeky boob grab?! Rude! Haha!

And to James above if still you, I'd have a chat on the street!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"See if he can help me load my jeep up with furniture bits and stare my haribo star mix sweets as kindness

Not even gonna let me have a cheeky boob grab?! Rude! Haha!

And to James above if still you, I'd have a chat on the street!"

A cuppa and a chat

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By *nH_HertsMan over a year ago

Weymouth

A cuddle and a photoshoot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A cuddle and a photoshoot. "
to borrow his towel

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

To borrow her body

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS over a year ago

Chichester

"See if he can help me load my jeep up with furniture bits and stare my haribo star mix sweets as kindness

Not even gonna let me have a cheeky boob grab?! Rude! Haha!

And to James above if still you, I'd have a chat on the street!"

The problem is if I let you have a boob squeeze. You will end up suffocated by my puppies they are like face limpet mines. I am just trying to keep you alive

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By *rtyIanMan over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"See if he can help me load my jeep up with furniture bits and stare my haribo star mix sweets as kindness

Not even gonna let me have a cheeky boob grab?! Rude! Haha!

And to James above if still you, I'd have a chat on the street!

The problem is if I let you have a boob squeeze. You will end up suffocated by my puppies they are like face limpet mines. I am just trying to keep you alive

What about a bum squeeze

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"See if he can help me load my jeep up with furniture bits and stare my haribo star mix sweets as kindness

Not even gonna let me have a cheeky boob grab?! Rude! Haha!

And to James above if still you, I'd have a chat on the street!

The problem is if I let you have a boob squeeze. You will end up suffocated by my puppies they are like face limpet mines. I am just trying to keep you alive

I mean I have quite long arms I guess so I think my hands and breathing ability would cope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No and nothing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No and nothing

"
yes and poke her in the anus with a biro

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By *ustamanMan over a year ago

weymouth

Depends

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS over a year ago

Chichester

"No and nothing

yes and poke her in the anus with a biro"

Oh that’s kinky and to the point

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS over a year ago

Chichester

"See if he can help me load my jeep up with furniture bits and stare my haribo star mix sweets as kindness

Not even gonna let me have a cheeky boob grab?! Rude! Haha!

And to James above if still you, I'd have a chat on the street!

The problem is if I let you have a boob squeeze. You will end up suffocated by my puppies they are like face limpet mines. I am just trying to keep you alive

I mean I have quite long arms I guess so I think my hands and breathing ability would cope

You can breathe through your long arms. Holy shit like a human snorkel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No and nothing

yes and poke her in the anus with a biro

Oh that’s kinky and to the point

"
it was going to be a pencil but lead poisoning and stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"See if he can help me load my jeep up with furniture bits and stare my haribo star mix sweets as kindness

Not even gonna let me have a cheeky boob grab?! Rude! Haha!

And to James above if still you, I'd have a chat on the street!

The problem is if I let you have a boob squeeze. You will end up suffocated by my puppies they are like face limpet mines. I am just trying to keep you alive

I mean I have quite long arms I guess so I think my hands and breathing ability would cope

You can breathe through your long arms. Holy shit like a human snorkel

They can lick too

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Sure for a coffee

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By *ornycougaWoman over a year ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

"Sure for a coffee

Anything and everything

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

"Sure for a coffee

Anything and everything

Where's your street see you in several hours

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By *ose and her beastCouple over a year ago

Watford

Sure

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By *amrachCouple over a year ago

Ruthin

Would definitely consider it

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By *rtyIanMan over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Definitely

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By *nH_HertsMan over a year ago

Weymouth

I couldn't go back to my old town, sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would definitely consider it"
ring their doorbell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would definitely consider it"

Sure thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Would definitely consider it

Sure thing "

Absolutely would to talk about the hotties on fab for sure! Don't be jealous ladies!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would definitely consider it

Sure thing

Absolutely would to talk about the hotties on fab for sure! Don't be jealous ladies!

Yes, I would interview them for loinclothed butler duties!

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By *hloevtTV/TS over a year ago

norwich

"Would definitely consider it

Sure thing

Absolutely would to talk about the hotties on fab for sure! Don't be jealous ladies!

Yes, I would interview them for loinclothed butler duties!"

I would pop in to borrow some sugar and her glasses x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes I'd invite her in for tea and scrumpets and anything else she desired. Even if just a chat

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By *ornycougaWoman over a year ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

"Sure for a coffee

Anything and everything

Where's your street see you in several hours

On my way to Leeds now

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By *arahsluttyireTV/TS over a year ago

on the move

"Sure for a coffee

Anything and everything

Where's your street see you in several hours

On my way to Leeds now

I’d ask to borrow some outfits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coffee.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coffee. "

Coffee and a confidence boost

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Do you meet them and what for?

Begin!"

There is, and we did, and a trip to the local pub to chat about all things Fab

...very pleasant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coffee. "

Cup of sugar?

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pint and chat about fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pint and chat about fab

A nice wee cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pint and chat about fab

A nice wee cup of tea

How do you like your tea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No and nothing

yes and poke her in the anus with a biro"

With or without the lid on said Biro?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No and nothing

yes and poke her in the anus with a biro

With or without the lid on said Biro? "

I would use a collection of pens. biros included. Because you're both the best and the worst x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No and nothing

yes and poke her in the anus with a biro

With or without the lid on said Biro?

I would use a collection of pens. biros included. Because you're both the best and the worst x"

I love how much you like being my friend and how much you totally try to deny that fact....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No and nothing

yes and poke her in the anus with a biro

With or without the lid on said Biro? "
safety first put a hat on it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pint and chat about fab

A nice wee cup of tea

How do you like your tea

Strong but sweet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pint and chat about fab

A nice wee cup of tea

How do you like your tea

Strong but sweet

Not a fan of tea but a hot chocolate would be braw lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pint and chat about fab

A nice wee cup of tea

How do you like your tea

Strong but sweet

Not a fan of tea but a hot chocolate would be braw lol

One Starbucks Cookie dough coming up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No and nothing

yes and poke her in the anus with a biro

With or without the lid on said Biro? safety first put a hat on it

Can you wear a Hi Viz vest too with no top on underneath too please.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No and nothing

yes and poke her in the anus with a biro

With or without the lid on said Biro? safety first put a hat on it

Can you wear a Hi Viz vest too with no top on underneath too please....."
i dohave one in the boot can we wait until its 25° out first tho im not sure my nipples could take it in this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I might just pop around for a good look at your helmet!

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS over a year ago

Sexville

I’d pop over for some body warmth

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’d pop over for some body warmth

Definitely meet for a chat and a drink!

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By *rtyIanMan over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"I’d pop over for some body warmth

I’d admire that pert bum

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I’d pop over for some body warmth

Definitely meet for a chat and a drink!"

Probably best not to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d pop over for some body warmth

"
I'll pop the kettle on! See you in a minute.

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By *rtyIanMan over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"I’d pop over for some body warmth

I'll pop the kettle on! See you in a minute.

Tea no sugar please nice and strong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pint and chat about fab

A nice wee cup of tea

How do you like your tea

Strong but sweet

And plenty of refills

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d pop over for some body warmth

I'll pop the kettle on! See you in a minute.

Tea no sugar please nice and strong"
A dunkie with that tea?

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS over a year ago

Sexville

"I’d pop over for some body warmth

Definitely meet for a chat and a drink!

Probably best not to

Ouch

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS over a year ago

Sexville

"I’d pop over for some body warmth

I'll pop the kettle on! See you in a minute.

I’ll bring the cake

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I’d pop over for some body warmth

Definitely meet for a chat and a drink!

Probably best not to

Ouch

Not like it sounds!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’d pop over for some body warmth

Definitely meet for a chat and a drink!

Probably best not to

Ouch

Not like it sounds!!!"

Why don't you want me going for a drink with Molly swallows dreamy boo?!

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I’d pop over for some body warmth

Definitely meet for a chat and a drink!

Probably best not to

Ouch

Not like it sounds!!!

Why don't you want me going for a drink with Molly swallows dreamy boo?!

Clearly I’m jealous

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By *ackbydemandMan over a year ago

Leicester

Gorgeous as they are, I don't play on my own doorstep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d pop over for some body warmth

I'll pop the kettle on! See you in a minute.

I’ll bring the cake

"
Good. I need something to eat.

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By *rtyIanMan over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"I’d pop over for some body warmth

Definitely meet for a chat and a drink!

Probably best not to

Ouch

Not like it sounds!!!

Why don't you want me going for a drink with Molly swallows dreamy boo?!

Clearly I’m jealous

Let’s have a street party

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By *rtyIanMan over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"I’d pop over for some body warmth

I'll pop the kettle on! See you in a minute.

Tea no sugar please nice and strong A dunkie with that tea?

Which biscuits you got lovely lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A beer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d pop over for some body warmth

I'll pop the kettle on! See you in a minute.

Tea no sugar please nice and strong A dunkie with that tea?

Which biscuits you got lovely lady"
Chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d pop over for some body warmth

I'll pop the kettle on! See you in a minute.

Tea no sugar please nice and strong A dunkie with that tea?

Which biscuits you got lovely lady Chocolate.

There's a lovely little Deli in this street... come round and have a cuppa

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By *rtyIanMan over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"I’d pop over for some body warmth

I'll pop the kettle on! See you in a minute.

Tea no sugar please nice and strong A dunkie with that tea?

Which biscuits you got lovely lady Chocolate.

On my way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d pop over for some body warmth

I'll pop the kettle on! See you in a minute.

Tea no sugar please nice and strong A dunkie with that tea?

Which biscuits you got lovely lady Chocolate.

On my way "
Always works!

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By *rtyIanMan over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"I’d pop over for some body warmth

I'll pop the kettle on! See you in a minute.

Tea no sugar please nice and strong A dunkie with that tea?

Which biscuits you got lovely lady Chocolate.

On my way Always works!

i think there are other attractions than just the biscuits lol

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By *oodmessMan over a year ago

yumsville

(without looking)

Asks them if they have their over night bag

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By *oodmessMan over a year ago

yumsville

(damn)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A quick courtesy if I saw in the street

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d pop over for some body warmth

I'll pop the kettle on! See you in a minute.

Tea no sugar please nice and strong A dunkie with that tea?

Which biscuits you got lovely lady Chocolate.

On my way Always works!

I do hope so.

i think there are other attractions than just the biscuits lol

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By *ack688Man over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Definitely, for some mutual body warming!

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS over a year ago

Sexville

I’d see if I could borrow a cup of sugar dressed in my finest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes for a photo opportunity with stockings and heels and lingerie on.

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By *eff4000Man over a year ago

Camberley

"Yes for a photo opportunity with stockings and heels and lingerie on.

Just moved in, do you happen to have a white towel I can borrow?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ask him if he fancies a quick piss enema as I have a full bladder and a decent laptop.

Hope that makes no sense x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ask him if he fancies a quick piss enema as I have a full bladder and a decent laptop.

Hope that makes no sense x"
we would go around town tying peoples shes together and try get an asbo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ask him if he fancies a quick piss enema as I have a full bladder and a decent laptop.

Hope that makes no sense xwe would go around town tying peoples shes together and try get an asbo"

See what happens when you types to fast !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ask him if he fancies a quick piss enema as I have a full bladder and a decent laptop.

Hope that makes no sense xwe would go around town tying peoples shes together and try get an asbo

See what happens when you types to fast !

damn it damn it damn it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ask him if he fancies a quick piss enema as I have a full bladder and a decent laptop.

Hope that makes no sense xwe would go around town tying peoples shes together and try get an asbo

See what happens when you types to fast !

damn it damn it damn it

Call the police.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hell yeah.....there is a wall somewhere with my name on it!

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By *asty tatsyMan over a year ago

london

"Hell yeah.....there is a wall somewhere with my name on it!

Knocking on her front door

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hell yeah.....there is a wall somewhere with my name on it!

1 million percent I do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ask him to cut my toe nails with his lovely teeth

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By *asty tatsyMan over a year ago

london

"Ask him to cut my toe nails with his lovely teeth "

Tell him I’m owed my bueno

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By *EAT..85Woman over a year ago

Nottingham

Ooh yes. Chatter and skin contact and see where it leads.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooh yes. Chatter and skin contact and see where it leads. "

Ooh, yes please. Would love to play with you

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS over a year ago

Sexville

"Ooh yes. Chatter and skin contact and see where it leads.

Ooh, yes please. Would love to play with you

I’d pop over and test out his stud credentials

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Another drink it looks like DONT GET JEALOUS MISTY

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Talk about revolution in his fast car

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Talk about revolution in his fast car "

Learn his techniques for wooing the ladies while singing along to girls just wanna have fun and waving our shirts out the window

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

He's my son

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'd try out a new cake recipe on him

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS over a year ago

Sexville

Drop off some cream for the new cupcake recipe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chat,coffee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coffee and chrimbo shopping...she can help carry home

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Coffee and chrimbo shopping...she can help carry home

Go to the pub and talk exercise routines!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coffee and chrimbo shopping...she can help carry home

Go to the pub and talk exercise routines!!"

I don't exercise, it's all natural, so it'll be a brief conversation

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Bliss

For a lovely cuppa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Totally taking them out for dinner and drinks

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

"For a lovely cuppa

Yep, kettle is on

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"For a lovely cuppa

Yep, kettle is on "

We could compare leg length

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hot bath together x

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By *rtyIanMan over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"For a lovely cuppa

Yep, kettle is on

We could compare leg length

Swap words

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"For a lovely cuppa

Yep, kettle is on

We could compare leg length

Swap words"

Definitely meet for a pint

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By *ornycougaWoman over a year ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

"For a lovely cuppa

Yep, kettle is on

We could compare leg length

Swap words

Definitely meet for a pint

Definitely meet for many pints

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"For a lovely cuppa

Yep, kettle is on

We could compare leg length

Swap words

Definitely meet for a pint

Definitely meet for many pints"

HC I can't perform if I'm too d*unk I've told you this!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For a lovely cuppa

Yep, kettle is on

We could compare leg length

Swap words

Definitely meet for a pint

Definitely meet for many pints

HC I can't perform if I'm too d*unk I've told you this!

Nah…… he has no stamina

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By *ornycougaWoman over a year ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

"For a lovely cuppa

Yep, kettle is on

We could compare leg length

Swap words

Definitely meet for a pint

Definitely meet for many pints

HC I can't perform if I'm too d*unk I've told you this!

Nah…… he has no stamina

Pah. He's no use to me then!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ask her to lace my shoes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For a lovely cuppa

Yep, kettle is on

We could compare leg length

Swap words

Definitely meet for a pint

Definitely meet for many pints

HC I can't perform if I'm too d*unk I've told you this!

Nah…… he has no stamina

Have a gin and compare the cock pics we get sent

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"For a lovely cuppa

Yep, kettle is on

We could compare leg length

Swap words

Definitely meet for a pint

Definitely meet for many pints

HC I can't perform if I'm too d*unk I've told you this!

Nah…… he has no stamina

Oh great it's my second resident fab bully teaming up on me!

Bring it on woman, even if I die!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"For a lovely cuppa

Yep, kettle is on

We could compare leg length

Swap words

Definitely meet for a pint

Definitely meet for many pints

HC I can't perform if I'm too d*unk I've told you this!

Nah…… he has no stamina

Pah. He's no use to me then!

Christ! Between blockings and now this, tonight has not been a good one! No sirrrr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For a lovely cuppa

Yep, kettle is on

We could compare leg length

Swap words

Definitely meet for a pint

Definitely meet for many pints

HC I can't perform if I'm too d*unk I've told you this!

Nah…… he has no stamina

Oh great it's my second resident fab bully teaming up on me!

Bring it on woman, even if I die!"

Pffffttt I wouldn’t waste my time

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

You and me my friend, it’s a bottle or three of beer and naked twister.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For a lovely cuppa

Yep, kettle is on

We could compare leg length

Swap words

Definitely meet for a pint

Definitely meet for many pints

HC I can't perform if I'm too d*unk I've told you this!

Nah…… he has no stamina

Have a gin and compare the cock pics we get sent

You mean ‘have a FEW gin’s

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For a lovely cuppa

Yep, kettle is on

We could compare leg length

Swap words

Definitely meet for a pint

Definitely meet for many pints

HC I can't perform if I'm too d*unk I've told you this!

Nah…… he has no stamina

Oh great it's my second resident fab bully teaming up on me!

Bring it on woman, even if I die!"

I suppose I could use him as a draught excluder?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"For a lovely cuppa

Yep, kettle is on

We could compare leg length

Swap words

Definitely meet for a pint

Definitely meet for many pints

HC I can't perform if I'm too d*unk I've told you this!

Nah…… he has no stamina

Oh great it's my second resident fab bully teaming up on me!

Bring it on woman, even if I die!

Pffffttt I wouldn’t waste my time

A moments silence for this fallen soldier tonight. Stabbed in every orifice

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By *ornycougaWoman over a year ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

"For a lovely cuppa

Yep, kettle is on

We could compare leg length

Swap words

Definitely meet for a pint

Definitely meet for many pints

HC I can't perform if I'm too d*unk I've told you this!

Nah…… he has no stamina

Oh great it's my second resident fab bully teaming up on me!

Bring it on woman, even if I die!"

Shooting fish in a barrel my dude

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS over a year ago

Sexville

"For a lovely cuppa

Yep, kettle is on

We could compare leg length

Swap words

Definitely meet for a pint

Definitely meet for many pints

HC I can't perform if I'm too d*unk I've told you this!

Nah…… he has no stamina

Oh great it's my second resident fab bully teaming up on me!

Bring it on woman, even if I die!

Pffffttt I wouldn’t waste my time

A moments silence for this fallen soldier tonight. Stabbed in every orifice

You can stab something hard in my orifices

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For a lovely cuppa

Yep, kettle is on

We could compare leg length

Swap words

Definitely meet for a pint

Definitely meet for many pints

HC I can't perform if I'm too d*unk I've told you this!

Nah…… he has no stamina

Have a gin and compare the cock pics we get sent

You mean ‘have a FEW gin’s

Of course that's what I meant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For a lovely cuppa

Yep, kettle is on

We could compare leg length

Swap words

Definitely meet for a pint

Definitely meet for many pints

HC I can't perform if I'm too d*unk I've told you this!

Nah…… he has no stamina

Oh great it's my second resident fab bully teaming up on me!

Bring it on woman, even if I die!

Pffffttt I wouldn’t waste my time

A moments silence for this fallen soldier tonight. Stabbed in every orifice

You won’t get any sympathy here sunshine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For a lovely cuppa

Yep, kettle is on

We could compare leg length

Swap words

Definitely meet for a pint

Definitely meet for many pints

HC I can't perform if I'm too d*unk I've told you this!

Nah…… he has no stamina

Have a gin and compare the cock pics we get sent

You mean ‘have a FEW gin’s

Of course that's what I meant

Gd gd

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By *ustyBambi06Couple over a year ago

Glasgow (ish)

"For a lovely cuppa

Yep, kettle is on

We could compare leg length

Swap words

Definitely meet for a pint

Definitely meet for many pints

HC I can't perform if I'm too d*unk I've told you this!

Nah…… he has no stamina

Have a gin and compare the cock pics we get sent

You mean ‘have a FEW gin’s

Of course that's what I meant

Have a drink and gossip

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"For a lovely cuppa

Yep, kettle is on

We could compare leg length

Swap words

Definitely meet for a pint

Definitely meet for many pints

HC I can't perform if I'm too d*unk I've told you this!

Nah…… he has no stamina

Oh great it's my second resident fab bully teaming up on me!

Bring it on woman, even if I die!

Pffffttt I wouldn’t waste my time

A moments silence for this fallen soldier tonight. Stabbed in every orifice

You can stab something hard in my orifices

See women, some people here are just lovely! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For a lovely cuppa

Yep, kettle is on

We could compare leg length

Swap words

Definitely meet for a pint

Definitely meet for many pints

HC I can't perform if I'm too d*unk I've told you this!

Nah…… he has no stamina

Oh great it's my second resident fab bully teaming up on me!

Bring it on woman, even if I die!

Pffffttt I wouldn’t waste my time

A moments silence for this fallen soldier tonight. Stabbed in every orifice

You can stab something hard in my orifices

See women, some people here are just lovely! X"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cake, cake and more cake

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"For a lovely cuppa

Yep, kettle is on

We could compare leg length

Swap words

Definitely meet for a pint

Definitely meet for many pints

HC I can't perform if I'm too d*unk I've told you this!

Nah…… he has no stamina

Pah. He's no use to me then!

Christ! Between blockings and now this, tonight has not been a good one! No sirrrr

You got blocked?!?! Bad boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"For a lovely cuppa

Yep, kettle is on

We could compare leg length

Swap words

Definitely meet for a pint

Definitely meet for many pints

HC I can't perform if I'm too d*unk I've told you this!

Nah…… he has no stamina

Pah. He's no use to me then!

Christ! Between blockings and now this, tonight has not been a good one! No sirrrr

You got blocked?!?! Bad boy

Oh by many for no real reasons whatsoever, but you can't be a fab single man and have it any other way!

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By *ete le MeatMan over a year ago

Derbyshire/ Notts

Game of cards (Not strip poker though)

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By *ena AmourTV/TS over a year ago

Chard

Would depend on my mood and if he is straight or "fab straight"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ask that person (whoever jumped in between) to shave my right elbow x

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

Sneak in and shave his beard off

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sneak in and shave his beard off

Invite for a topless oily based duel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Invite him round for a card game of higher or lower

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do a streed helicopter and hope it starts a version of the mexican wave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do a streed helicopter and hope it starts a version of the mexican wave"

Continue the wave...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Invite him round for a card game of higher or lower "

Whoa steady there things can only move so fast!

And DM, I'd break the wave because I'm a fucking nuisance

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By *ete le MeatMan over a year ago

Derbyshire/ Notts

A game of dominoes for a change.

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By *orphia2003Woman over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Beer.

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By *ireman28Man over a year ago

Derbyshire Nottinghamshire

Party

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Party"

Even a street away I will probably be poked by his big old chap by the looks of things.

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By *ete le MeatMan over a year ago

Derbyshire/ Notts

Scrabble

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Sure, he can help me open that jam jar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Done. You’re welcome

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By *inger_SnapWoman over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Done. You’re welcome "

Take him to the barbers for a close shave

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By *layful HarlequinMan over a year ago

iver heath

"Done. You’re welcome

Take him to the barbers for a close shave"

I’d be a very happy boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Play some real Tetris.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Play kerby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hit the gym together

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hit the gym together "

Invite in and try as much as I can to seduce them

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By *ete le MeatMan over a year ago

Derbyshire/ Notts

Cup of tea

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

Pint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kettles on

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By *ildmanYorksMan over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"Pint"

Fuck Bones then have a pint with Monkey while I got my breath back for round 2 with Bones

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By *olarbear73Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Ask if he can help shift a bulk bag of firewood to the store

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ask if he can help shift a bulk bag of firewood to the store

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Ask if he can help shift a bulk bag of firewood to the store

Put ‘t wood in t’ ‘ole, fire on, have a brew.

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Ask if he can help shift a bulk bag of firewood to the store

A Zimmer frame - poor old dear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ask if he can help shift a bulk bag of firewood to the store

A Zimmer frame - poor old dear

We could play some Twister

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