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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
I reckon we all must have sung the wrong lyrics in school on purpose.
Which ones do you remember doing?
While Shepherds Watched became
While shepherds washed their socks by night, while watching ITV, the angel of the Lord came down and switched to BBC
We Three Kings became
Star of wonder, star of night, sit on a box of dynamite. Light the fuse and off we go, a one way trip to Mexico
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
Lift me up hold me down keep me close gagged and bound
Burning in a hopeless dream
Fuck me before you go to sleep
Keep me in the warmth of your love when you depart
Keep me gagged and bound
Rihanna  |
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"You better not shout
You better not cry
You better hold tight, I'm coming in dry
Santa claus is coming to town
Ouch. Has he not got some brandy sauce he can use as lube?  "
Think you've just hit on a great idea for a new flavoured lube  |
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