FabSwingers.com
 

FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > How's your sex life really?

How's your sex life really?

Jump to: Newest in thread

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Closest my cock has come to a pussy the last three years is when the cat jumps on my lap.

What anecdote you got for your sex life?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I fucked the exhaust pipe of a red Kia ceed last Thursday.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I fucked the exhaust pipe of a red Kia ceed last Thursday. "

Was the engine on?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Sex life is great

Mrs

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford

Was great before Maya got ill and covid .but now life yes. Sex ?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ig_eric_tionMan  over a year ago

IPSWICH


"Closest my cock has come to a pussy the last three years is when the cat jumps on my lap.

What anecdote you got for your sex life?"

Similar to yours OP. But I haven't got a cat.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I fucked the exhaust pipe of a red Kia ceed last Thursday.

Was the engine on?"

Yes, it was a diesel so I went slow to begin with

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I fucked the exhaust pipe of a red Kia ceed last Thursday.

Was the engine on?

Yes, it was a diesel so I went slow to begin with "

I hear hybrid is the way to go

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *obandruthCouple  over a year ago

wolverhampton

Absolutely no complaints.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ocky82Man  over a year ago

Watford

Monotonous !

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I fucked the exhaust pipe of a red Kia ceed last Thursday.

Was the engine on?

Yes, it was a diesel so I went slow to begin with

I hear hybrid is the way to go"

Who has a Prius ?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Definitely no complaints

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

There's a lack of anecdotes

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *omethingfun96Couple  over a year ago

greater london

Been the best it’s ever been recently

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eybert77Man  over a year ago

Ramsey

Like a nice tasty selection box at the moment

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A what?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Non existant

Has been for years

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" A what?"

Totally relatable

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ailouCouple  over a year ago

Milford Haven

Not very good

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A work in progress

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *rAitchMan  over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Been so long I'll have probably forgotten what to do!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dead and buried, with its own headstone now.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Eluding me, currently

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *inkyInkedBiWoman  over a year ago

.

Non existent

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Non existent "

How!!!!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Definitely Needs improvement

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *pstanding CitizenMan  over a year ago

Nottingham

Not fantastic but not non existent

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Eluding me, currently "

Having just seen what I've seen I'm gobsmacked by that fact

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Could be better

Just looking for 1 or 2 patient men who I can get comfortable and explore with

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ena AmourTV/TS  over a year ago

Chard

Life is like a box of chocolates, except my box is full of nuts.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *orbidden eastMan  over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Little bit like waiting for a bus really

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If I'm. Honest I'm exhausted stressed finding it difficult not in the mood for sex, what makes things worse is Mrs is beautiful I know I'm seriously punching above my weight and worried if I can't satisfy her she might look elsewhere

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

I know longer have sex

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *hiregirl76Woman  over a year ago

Scotland

What's a sex life? My memory isn't what it used to be lol.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *omebirdWoman  over a year ago

N7

Shite.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

Played with my toys this morning! Last time had sex with a man was September I think! Thank goodness for my toys! X

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Played with my toys this morning! Last time had sex with a man was September I think! Thank goodness for my toys! X"

Strange name for a man?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Been together 32 yrs and sex life is great , just not enough 3 somes lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford


"Played with my toys this morning! Last time had sex with a man was September I think! Thank goodness for my toys! X

Strange name for a man? "

Pmsl! Was a formite actually x

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *rtyIanMan  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Mines opposite of the current weather in that its a bit dry

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford


"Mines opposite of the current weather in that its a bit dry"

How did social go? X

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *rtyIanMan  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Mines opposite of the current weather in that its a bit dry

How did social go? X"

It is tonight

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford


"Mines opposite of the current weather in that its a bit dry

How did social go? X

It is tonight "

Ohh OK fingers crossed for u x

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Excellent when we get some privacy.....

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Closest my cock has come to a pussy the last three years is when the cat jumps on my lap.

What anecdote you got for your sex life?"

No existent

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It's intermittent, which is my choice.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's intermittent, which is my choice."

Single lady gets what she wants when she wants

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"It's intermittent, which is my choice.

Single lady gets what she wants when she wants"

haha. In some ways yes, in some ways no.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Could do better

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's intermittent, which is my choice.

Single lady gets what she wants when she wants

haha. In some ways yes, in some ways no."

I'll take 50% of that comment being correct

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The only pussy I’ll see tonight is when I walk in the kitchen and it ries to trip me up.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *rettyflamingoWoman  over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

I’m a single lady with a high sex drive so no my sex life is not satisfactory for me. I just don’t get enough and I’m quite selective with who I meet.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

Never enough... Never never!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Never enough... Never never!"

And singing The greatest showman won't improve it either

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

its going ok at the moment!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

It's not dire but it could be marginally better.

There was a recent opportunity but I refused.

There is now a latent opportunity and I've accepted.

My criteria is more than just a pulse or impulse.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol

My sex life is meh

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *REEPALESTINEMan  over a year ago

derby

A dormant volcano ready to erupt

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *inkyInkedBiWoman  over a year ago

.


"Non existent

How!!!!! "

Being let down

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

It's like a Duracell battery.

Or a Scotch video tape for the older Fabbers!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *imply DeeWoman  over a year ago

Wherever

My autocorrect is right at last, every time I type “duck” I actually mean the bird.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *hisisntpofMan  over a year ago

bristol

Whats a sex life? ,does edging count ?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Non existent

How!!!!!

Being let down "

Wtf, if they let you down, what chance do us mere mortals face???

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's extinct like the dinosaur

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *akeanyoneMan  over a year ago

LH

On hold

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *lex46TV/TS  over a year ago

Near Wells

My sex life is good and I'm happy with what I get. Trouble is I always want more, like a kid with a bag of sweets, keeps eating them until they're sick.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My sex life is good and I'm happy with what I get. Trouble is I always want more, like a kid with a bag of sweets, keeps eating them until they're sick."

Really trying to avoid a gagging comment here

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *anJXMan  over a year ago

Warrington

Shite.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ab FunstersCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

Healed up and become a born again virgin..

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Healed up and become a born again virgin.."

You too

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's going to be epic..... One day

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *weetiepie99Woman  over a year ago

cardiff

Up and down

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *avexxMan  over a year ago

cheshire

could be better,,

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *risxbrisxMan  over a year ago

Bristol

That forgotten potatoe at the back of the cupboard..

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *erces LetiferMan  over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

Embarrassing.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What sex life?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What sex life? "

It's something you do with a member of opposite sex and a shopping trolley

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What sex life?

It's something you do with a member of opposite sex and a shopping trolley "

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As I’m getting older my sex drive is getting more and more intense

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eardedman7Man  over a year ago

Berkshire

Shite

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I fucked the exhaust pipe of a red Kia ceed last Thursday. "

Jeremy Clarkson: I WENT ON THE INTERNET EARLIER TODAY... AND I FOUND THIS!!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Last Sunday I had a man in between my legs and when I told him to fuck me, he looked me in the eyes and said “I will next time”

Then went home and blocked me

That’s how my sex life is going

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Last Sunday I had a man in between my legs and when I told him to fuck me, he looked me in the eyes and said “I will next time”

Then went home and blocked me

That’s how my sex life is going "

Wtf!!!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

R.E.D

retired extremely dangerous

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Last Sunday I had a man in between my legs and when I told him to fuck me, he looked me in the eyes and said “I will next time”

Then went home and blocked me

That’s how my sex life is going

Wtf!!!!"

Ian the whopper from Tinder had truly sent my head west!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home

Non existent

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Last Sunday I had a man in between my legs and when I told him to fuck me, he looked me in the eyes and said “I will next time”

Then went home and blocked me

That’s how my sex life is going

Wtf!!!!

Ian the whopper from Tinder had truly sent my head west!"

But still, it's a WTF moment

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Last Sunday I had a man in between my legs and when I told him to fuck me, he looked me in the eyes and said “I will next time”

Then went home and blocked me

That’s how my sex life is going

Wtf!!!!

Ian the whopper from Tinder had truly sent my head west!

But still, it's a WTF moment "

Yep, how do you think I felt!

Men are an alien species to me sometimes

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Last Sunday I had a man in between my legs and when I told him to fuck me, he looked me in the eyes and said “I will next time”

Then went home and blocked me

That’s how my sex life is going

Wtf!!!!

Ian the whopper from Tinder had truly sent my head west!

But still, it's a WTF moment

Yep, how do you think I felt!

Men are an alien species to me sometimes "

Well he certainly was, clearly had an ego more than what you could of stroked

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Honestly ours is great, prob every other weekday, couple of times at the weekends, -mrs

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ice_couple2012Couple  over a year ago

Leicester

Fab! Truly.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am reigniting my libido with the soft touch of my own hand.

Sex is sadly absent from my life.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *oiluvfunMan  over a year ago

Penrith


"I am reigniting my libido with the soft touch of my own hand.

Sex is sadly absent from my life. "

That is genuinely sad for me to hear

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eard and BoobsCouple  over a year ago

Portstewart

Truly our sex life is amazing atm always horny and boo is just wanting it all the time

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *r and Mrs minionCouple  over a year ago

Bristol

Our sex life is amazing at the moment, Mrs M can't get enough

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *heDesiCandiTV/TS  over a year ago

Leicester

I have turned into some kind of a virgin cocktail

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *mightyMan  over a year ago

Scarborough

2yr single aft 12yr m/f relationship ended 2020, not bothered with anyone since. Just take each day as it comes really

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *oiluvfunMan  over a year ago

Penrith

My sex life; new meets are thin on the ground, while regular friends remind me that life is good

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *RANDMRSJAECouple  over a year ago

chester

At it like rabbits

I’m exaggerating of course but it’s perfect for us

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Back in the saddle.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Back in the saddle. "

Not so shy then

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast

Not what it should be due to life and lethargy

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ixenandhoundCouple  over a year ago

Plymouth, South west

Ours is good, life gets in the way sometimes and awkward working hours, but we make up for it when we get the chance so all averages out

We try to get to clubs as much we can too, keep things spiced up

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Non existent at home, much better on here...

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Whats a sex life

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down

It hasn't been a priority as I'm trying to slowly rehabilitate my health after two bouts of, what I suspect, was Covid: once in late 2019, before it was called Covid, and then a short blast of Omicron.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Whats a sex life "

If Lucifer don't know then we is all fucked

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How’s the weather

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am reigniting my libido with the soft touch of my own hand.

Sex is sadly absent from my life.

That is genuinely sad for me to hear "

I can dine off my memories still

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Non existent

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ynda1978Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Liverpool

None existent

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Most of the time it’s too far away x

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Most of the time it’s too far away x "

But plans to be a lot nearer very soon

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's been fantastic. Child free weekends away like the one I've had ensure a great sex life.

I could do with more lesbian sex though but that's not easy to find unfortunately.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eff4000Man  over a year ago

Camberley

Its Christmas Theo, it's the time of miracles.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Better than my love life!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Better than my love life!"

That's an improvement on most

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *urvycatWoman  over a year ago

west midlands

It’s over

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It’s over "

Never say never

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *urvycatWoman  over a year ago

west midlands

I wish lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It is what I make off it

If I want a dry spell I can have it

If I want to get banged off 4 different guys a night 7 days a week I could have that also if I am not fussy

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *uzie69xTV/TS  over a year ago

Maidstone


"What anecdote you got for your sex life?"

Like a virgin at a prison rodeo... YeeHa!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I wish lol"

Well your shop window is fab

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *uicy jonesMan  over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Crap !!!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *hagTonightMan  over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

[Removed by poster at 27/11/22 22:52:32]

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *hagTonightMan  over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

I dont have one at the moment

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Now as you’re asking. We’ve just finished screwing each other and as usual was fantastic

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good. But I would like it to be great

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mines OK actually! Thanks for asking OP! Be grateful for cats they are a blessing x

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mines OK actually! Thanks for asking OP! Be grateful for cats they are a blessing x"

Not when they land with claws out on groin!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

can’t complain other than some dirty pig gave me STI.

Sexually transmitted infections aren't like Mary Poppins, they can't appear out of thin air...!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Like the Sahara Desert

Next lady gonna look like the marshmallow woman after I’m finished with her

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ostAirmenMan  over a year ago

crewe

More chance of it growing 5 inches and sucking itself

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *lan4FFUUNNMan  over a year ago

Genoa Italy and Liverpool

I find a lady in the local Centro Storico x

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

  

By *orksguy1965Man  over a year ago

Howden

[Removed by poster at 27/11/22 23:14:25]

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

» Add a new message to this topic

0.1250

0