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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just imagine that hot sexy person you’ve had your eye and you’ve built up the knowledge they’re not a nutter pops up out of the blue and asks -
“HEY! I’m wondering if you’d like to join me for some kinky sex! But just to make it fun for me, you can’t ask what! D’ya fancy joining me?”
Would you?  |
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"100% no.
Strictly unadventurous, lights-off, socks-on, 3-minute, perfunctory missionary for me, please.
You kinky bastard that's pure filth
The women will flock to you there will be none left ."
I am nothing if not cunning. |
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"Just imagine that hot sexy person you’ve had your eye and you’ve built up the knowledge they’re not a nutter pops up out of the blue and asks -
“HEY! I’m wondering if you’d like to join me for some kinky sex! But just to make it fun for me, you can’t ask what! D’ya fancy joining me?”
Would you? "
Of course, who wouldn’t. But it doesn’t mean I’d do stuff I didn’t wanna do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hmmmm for me anything to do with kink requires consent, so I've gotta be honest, if they can't discuss /share what they are thinking, i think it would be a no from me
Now if you've already exhaustively discussed boundaries and likes, don't likes.. Then maybe |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"100% no.
Strictly unadventurous, lights-off, socks-on, 3-minute, perfunctory missionary for me, please.
Be still my beating heart  "
Why does that have a sinister tone to it?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone I fancy sends me a message asking for sex?
As we’re already in the world of fantasy I might as well go along with it "
 actually made me laugh. |
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"100% no.
Strictly unadventurous, lights-off, socks-on, 3-minute, perfunctory missionary for me, please.
Be still my beating heart
I might have been boasting a bit
about 3 minutes.  "
You cunning bastard you know there a lot of women out there like premature ejactulators |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"100% no.
Strictly unadventurous, lights-off, socks-on, 3-minute, perfunctory missionary for me, please.
Be still my beating heart
I might have been boasting a bit
about 3 minutes.
You cunning bastard you know there a lot of women out there like premature ejactulators"
At 3 mins, you can do it more than others per hour!
#think positive |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"Just imagine that hot sexy person you’ve had your eye and you’ve built up the knowledge they’re not a nutter pops up out of the blue and asks -
“HEY! I’m wondering if you’d like to join me for some kinky sex! But just to make it fun for me, you can’t ask what! D’ya fancy joining me?”
Would you? "
Not without risking prison |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just imagine that hot sexy person you’ve had your eye and you’ve built up the knowledge they’re not a nutter pops up out of the blue and asks -
“HEY! I’m wondering if you’d like to join me for some kinky sex! But just to make it fun for me, you can’t ask what! D’ya fancy joining me?”
Would you?
Not without risking prison "
Well. It’s a good job I didn’t send you a message. |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
"100% no.
Strictly unadventurous, lights-off, socks-on, 3-minute, perfunctory missionary for me, please.
You kinky bastard that's pure filth
The women will flock to you there will be none left .
I am nothing if not cunning."
Are you a cunning linguist? |
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"Just imagine that hot sexy person you’ve had your eye and you’ve built up the knowledge they’re not a nutter pops up out of the blue and asks -
“HEY! I’m wondering if you’d like to join me for some kinky sex! But just to make it fun for me, you can’t ask what! D’ya fancy joining me?”
Would you? "
I actually hurt my head to read this then again it could also be the 8 pints of Guinness that did it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just imagine that hot sexy person you’ve had your eye and you’ve built up the knowledge they’re not a nutter pops up out of the blue and asks -
“HEY! I’m wondering if you’d like to join me for some kinky sex! But just to make it fun for me, you can’t ask what! D’ya fancy joining me?”
Would you? I actually hurt my head to read this then again it could also be the 8 pints of Guinness that did it "
I might have also had a few when I typed this last night |
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"100% no.
Strictly unadventurous, lights-off, socks-on, 3-minute, perfunctory missionary for me, please.
Be still my beating heart
I might have been boasting a bit about 3 minutes. "
That's ok, I get bored after 2 minutes and shuffle away to leave you with the wet patch |
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I'm good with it tho 