Man in hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth.
"Nurse" He mumbles,
"Are my testicles black?"
Nurse raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, she takes a closer look and says,
"There's nothing wrong with them Sir."
Man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
Thanks for that, it was lovely but listen very very carefully,
"Are-my-test-results-back."
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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
A married woman, an engaged woman and a mistress met for lunch in a Glasgow pub.
They were chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men by wearing a black leather bra, basque, stiletto heels, stockings and a sexy black leather mask that night.
They met up the next day and exchange stories.
The engaged woman said "the boyfriend came over and found me with a black leather bodice, high heels and a mask. He saw me and said, "You are the woman of my dreams.. I love you." Then he tore all the gear off and screwed me silly all night long."
The mistress said "Me too! My lover came to my house straight from his office and I was wearing the leather basque, heels, a mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, he just ripped my clothes off and fucked my brains out."
The married woman said "When my husband came home, I opened the door for him, standing there, leaning sexily against the doorframe .. "
The friends both say "well, what happened next?"
The married woman said "He walked past me and said "Awright Batman? Wit's fur tea?" " |
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