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My mate fancies you part 76551
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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
Share the love for the weekend
As always I am happy to be postie for you to confess your desires |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
Let's see what happens with this one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In and happy to pass on messages |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in and happy to play postie  |
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In, more in hope than expectation  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In for a bit |
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Playing postie:
"please tell TalulahDelight I want to ping her suspenders" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Playing postie:
"please tell TalulahDelight I want to ping her suspenders" "
Haha, please do
I have a message from a well dressed gent:
Tell Mellrose she’s looking fab today.
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Oh my god Lady Curvaceous- I am green with envy.
Tell Lady Curvaceous that her beautiful arse is the eighth wonder of the world. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A message for _ady curvaceous for a dashing chap
please tell LadyCurvaceous that i would love to explore her gorgeous curves and gaze into those beautiful eyes |
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"Oh my god Lady Curvaceous- I am green with envy.
Tell Lady Curvaceous that her beautiful arse is the eighth wonder of the world."
LOL thank you  |
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"A message for _ady curvaceous for a dashing chap
please tell LadyCurvaceous that i would love to explore her gorgeous curves and gaze into those beautiful eyes"
thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im guessing most women would love batteries to last as long as these threads they just go on and on and on and on  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In for a bit |
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Please tell Lady Curvaceous that I agree with the 2 fellas wholeheartedly
Mrs m
Oh wait - I was supposed to do that anonymously  |
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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
"Please tell Lady Curvaceous that I agree with the 2 fellas wholeheartedly
Mrs m
Oh wait - I was supposed to do that anonymously "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone hotttt has asked me to pass this on:
Please could you pass on a message to FullEnglishwithTea
Please take me Easter shopping at a generic outer London shopping centre & let’s get to third base |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In, and at a computer with a proper keyboard so more than happy to be postperson if you don't mind me slightly bookending your messages with some filler |
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"Please tell Lady Curvaceous that I agree with the 2 fellas wholeheartedly
Mrs m
Oh wait - I was supposed to do that anonymously "
Hah x |
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From a very suave gentleman:
Please tell Talulah that her lip and tongue pics give me goosebumps |
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"Someone hotttt has asked me to pass this on:
Please could you pass on a message to FullEnglishwithTea
Please take me Easter shopping at a generic outer London shopping centre & let’s get to third base "
What’s 3rd base guys? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooohh how do I play and what’s the rules?
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"Someone hotttt has asked me to pass this on:
Please could you pass on a message to FullEnglishwithTea
Please take me Easter shopping at a generic outer London shopping centre & let’s get to third base
What’s 3rd base guys? "
Up the bum  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From a very suave gentleman:
Please tell Talulah that her lip and tongue pics give me goosebumps"
Oooh thanks very much suave gentleman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooohh how do I play and what’s the rules?
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Welcome to the forum! If there is anyone who has already posted in this thread that you fancy, then pick someone else who has also posted, and privately ask them to say "whatever it is you want to say", they'll repost it here anonymously. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooohh how do I play and what’s the rules?
Welcome to the forum! If there is anyone who has already posted in this thread that you fancy, then pick someone else who has also posted, and privately ask them to say "whatever it is you want to say", they'll repost it here anonymously."
Wonderful I’m in |
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Message for the lovely TallulahDelight :-
A lovely young man would like it to be known that :-
“ her pics have warmed my otherwise miserable cold and wet Friday x” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jumping back in |
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A message for the men of the thread:
Don’t worry, you’re important too. It’s not all about the ladies. (Just mostly about the ladies.) |
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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago
your wildest dreams, |
I’ll join in while I’m catching up on face pic Friday too. |
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Uh-oh. The redheads have arrived en masse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message for the lovely TallulahDelight :-
A lovely young man would like it to be known that :-
“ her pics have warmed my otherwise miserable cold and wet Friday x”"
Aw thanks! I’m sat here freezing so maybe I’ll have to look through my pics and see if they help  |
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"Uh-oh. The redheads have arrived en masse."
What’s a group of red heads called?
A murder?
A passion? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Still a willing postie here  |
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"What’s a group of red heads called?
A murder?
A passion?"
A-mazing. |
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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago
your wildest dreams, |
I have a message from a rather delectable couple
Could you pass a message on to avalanche
What do you yell before an avalanche comes? Because I think I’d like to find out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a message to pass on:
“ For Rose-tinted glasses I think me and you meeting would take the filth scale to 11 “ |
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Oh back in for Friday night shenanigans |
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"Uh-oh. The redheads have arrived en masse.
What’s a group of red heads called?
A murder?
A passion?"
A bloody nightmare |
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"“ For Rose-tinted glasses I think me and you meeting would take the filth scale to 11 “"
Thanks Talulah. And the sender with the big grin might be right. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A message for MissYeuxBleus for a devilishly handsome chap
Tell MissYeuxBleus I want to hear her sexy Welsh lilt whispering sweet nothings. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Playing postie:
"please tell TalulahDelight I want to ping her suspenders"
Haha, please do
I have a message from a well dressed gent:
Tell Mellrose she’s looking fab today.
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Am I |
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By *B69Woman
over a year ago
Wiltshire |
In for this one today |
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Go on, happy to play postie too
Tg x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry slightly dated, but one for Cherry Blossom BJ from a bloody nice bloke
Can you tell, cherry blossom bj, that her videos just gave me the best erection I've had in a long time |
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Oooo I’m in happy to play postie and post yet filthy smut  |
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I’m in hopefully I can take someone’s fancy |
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Fine... I'm ready to be swarmed by poor souls who are hopelessly in lust with me.
Any minute now...you have to give them a sec to get over the lust. They're just composing themselves. |
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What’s going to be more disappointing, the football or this thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's Friday, I've had wine, I'm in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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XMisschiefX, this fantastic couple (strong hint that it may be the female half ) just wanted to say
Wow that 20th Nov pic is doing funny things to my lady garden!! |
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"XMisschiefX, this fantastic couple (strong hint that it may be the female half ) just wanted to say
Wow that 20th Nov pic is doing funny things to my lady garden!!"
Thanks lustful mysterious stranger. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In "
I wish you where in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s going to be more disappointing, the football or this thread "
The football |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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Mr Avalanche … an absolute hottie wants to know if she can join you in that shower? |
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"A message for MissYeuxBleus for a devilishly handsome chap
Tell MissYeuxBleus I want to hear her sexy Welsh lilt whispering sweet nothings."
Lilt is a totally tropical taste  |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
8 hours and no one fancies me, that will teach me to jump in first |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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Oh, in, please. I love my Royal Mail uniform. |
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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago
your wildest dreams, |
I’ll keep playing, I’ve got a thing for posties in their shorts |
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I’ll join in. Have I mentioned I have a new job as shorts model for postal workers monthly. |
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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago
your wildest dreams, |
From a rather sexy chap
Will you tell misty peaks that a night with them and I’d be mystified if I didn’t reach my peak |
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"From a rather sexy chap
Will you tell misty peaks that a night with them and I’d be mystified if I didn’t reach my peak"
No agenda's but I absolutely love that avatar!
It’s very eye catching  |
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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago
your wildest dreams, |
"From a rather sexy chap
Will you tell misty peaks that a night with them and I’d be mystified if I didn’t reach my peak
No agenda's but I absolutely love that avatar!
It’s very eye catching "
Aw thanks, I do quite like it myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not in |
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Mr Fabulous & Bearded. A sexy little something wants you to know
Will you tell fabulous and bearded I bet he’s got a lovely baguette. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Having another go |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In
Ready
To
Share
The
Love |
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“Hi mate.
Will you tell Principassa that I think she’s a face and a smile that will knock me out.
Cheers.”
I have posted this on behalf of a very good looking and debonair fella.
And thus… my duty to the thread is upheld. |
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I’m back too. Might be a tad slow as a postie this time, though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mr Fabulous & Bearded. A sexy little something wants you to know
Will you tell fabulous and bearded I bet he’s got a lovely baguette."
It does unleash thick protein yogurt |
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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago
Not all that North of North London |
A friend has asked me to share this!!
Would you be able to tell Misty Peaks that someone would like to raft across life's puddle in a dream-woven leaf with her? |
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A much-loved gent says he wants to spank Littlebird’s lush ass then gently massage it after.
(And it’s not me. I’m actually playing postie.) |
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Is anyone sending messages? If so, absentmindedly in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am in. |
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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago
your wildest dreams, |
"“Hi mate.
Will you tell Principassa that I think she’s a face and a smile that will knock me out.
Cheers.”
I have posted this on behalf of a very good looking and debonair fella.
And thus… my duty to the thread is upheld."
Can you tell this debonair guy I promise to kiss it better if I do any damage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A gorgeous lady says
Elephantis you beautiful man I'm sure I could make all of your tired weary bones feel better with my head on your chest by that big beautiful open fire |
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"A much-loved gent says he wants to spank Littlebird’s lush ass then gently massage it after.
(And it’s not me. I’m actually playing postie.)"
Are you sure this isn’t from you? And thank you anonymous gent. I do love a good spanking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In please |
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Message for kinky couple
I hope that they are so absent minded that if they were to meet me, they’d forget to put their clothes on. |
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A well-known forum chap says: “tell little bird that if bob marley had three little birds then he’s both very lucky and very greedy.” |
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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago
Not all that North of North London |
Rose-tintrd glasses, on the subject of being lucky!
"Can you please tell rose tinted glasses
He’ll need a pair of dark glasses to hide behind after I’ve kept him up all night" |
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I’m in! Need some loving today |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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"A well-known forum chap says: “tell little bird that if bob marley had three little birds then he’s both very lucky and very greedy.”"
Thank you dear well-known forumite. Bob Marley was indeed a very lucky man  |
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Incoming message from a very beautiful lady.
Please tell _eardedman7 that I may not have some loving for him, but I’ve something I’m sure he won’t be disappointed with |
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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago
Not all that North of North London |
I've no idea what to make of this one!
To Theman1234999
Let me drink your smecta |
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"Message for kinky couple
I hope that they are so absent minded that if they were to meet me, they’d forget to put their clothes on. "
We are quite absent minded sometimes |
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"Message for kinky couple
I hope that they are so absent minded that if they were to meet me, they’d forget to put their clothes on.
We are quite absent minded sometimes "
When playing basketball it seems. |
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A rather naked man says...
"Would you tell principassa that I’d love to play some strip connect 4 with her.
I hope she’s not too good at it ." |
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Incoming message for foxy-red from a gorgeous man….
She's more foxy than a fox who's got a degree in foxiness from the university foxford |
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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago
your wildest dreams, |
"A rather naked man says...
"Would you tell principassa that I’d love to play some strip connect 4 with her.
I hope she’s not too good at it .""
I can only count to three, will this cause a problem? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Incoming message for foxy-red from a gorgeous man….
She's more foxy than a fox who's got a degree in foxiness from the university foxford"
I like this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ll play x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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Hey jasmine I have a very hot mate that wanted me to tell you
Jasmine I think she is like proper tasty xx. She can definitely fiddle my stick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey jasmine I have a very hot mate that wanted me to tell you
Jasmine I think she is like proper tasty xx. She can definitely fiddle my stick"
I don’t need 3 guesses . Xx |
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A rather sexy lady has asked us to share the following....
"Could you tell Tasty that his mirror pic is missing one thing.. me bent over
Thank you xx" |
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"Hey jasmine I have a very hot mate that wanted me to tell you
Jasmine I think she is like proper tasty xx. She can definitely fiddle my stick
I don’t need 3 guesses . Xx "
It was the very hot bit wasn’t it? |
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Messages coming thick and fast tonight!
"Hi amessage for tryingitout
I'd love to try you out several times"
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"A rather sexy lady has asked us to share the following....
"Could you tell Tasty that his mirror pic is missing one thing.. me bent over
Thank you xx""
Wow please make yourself known and I will make sure I take that exact pic |
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"Can you please tell rose tinted glasses
He’ll need a pair of dark glasses to hide behind after I’ve kept him up all night"
I’ll pack my shades in my overnight bag. Wherever I’m going. |
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"Messages coming thick and fast tonight!
"Hi amessage for tryingitout
I'd love to try you out several times"
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Sounds like a busy evening! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is it all over? Can I play? I’ll be postie too |
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Il give this a go Il figure it out as I go I’m sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in and happy to pass on anonymous messages lol |
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"Is it all over? Can I play? I’ll be postie too"
I’m sure you got some time left |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it all over? Can I play? I’ll be postie too
I’m sure you got some time left "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This one has been so slow. Half the people in are UNLOS already… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This one has been so slow. Half the people in are UNLOS already…"
Perhaps we’ll have to ressERECT the thread again tomorrow |
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I think we need part 99999 tomorrow |
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"This one has been so slow. Half the people in are UNLOS already…
Perhaps we’ll have to ressERECT the thread again tomorrow "
There’s a few of us about still, like the use of word there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This one has been so slow. Half the people in are UNLOS already…
Perhaps we’ll have to ressERECT the thread again tomorrow "
Maybe a fine UPSTANDING gent will start a new one at a more active time… |
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"I think we need part 99999 tomorrow "
I’d definitely return for it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've no idea what to make of this one!
To Theman1234999
Let me drink your smegma"
cheese sauce? |
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"This one has been so slow. Half the people in are UNLOS already…
Perhaps we’ll have to ressERECT the thread again tomorrow
Maybe a fine UPSTANDING gent will start a new one at a more active time…"
I dunno. Sounds like hard going. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can you tell KinkyCouple that she's one resilient, intelligent and interesting woman. Definitely in my top 10 list of forumites and I would love a coffee with her in the local shopping shitty.
From a secret person who is very secretive. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This one has been so slow. Half the people in are UNLOS already…
Perhaps we’ll have to ressERECT the thread again tomorrow
Maybe a fine UPSTANDING gent will start a new one at a more active time…
I dunno. Sounds like hard going."
There been a fresh spurt just now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This one has been so slow. Half the people in are UNLOS already…
Perhaps we’ll have to ressERECT the thread again tomorrow
Maybe a fine UPSTANDING gent will start a new one at a more active time…"
Ok, it might be a long, hard evening now while I wait… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Back in for a bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hiya lovey x
Please can you tell tastytasty he has inspired me to cook noodles at almost 12am because he's very tasty tasty and it made me so hungry.
Thanks hunni x
^ a special one for tasty tasty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Postie here. In for a penny |
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Offered to postie but noone took me up on it
Tg x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are we playing again?, happy to be postie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone just paid me €3000 euro to Post a messag for RedforDanger:
“I’d like to snog you. I'd like to snog you like I snog my phone whenever you post a new picture. I wank to you 8 times a day."
This was a true message from a dangerous (but safe) man. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Please note I'm going to bed now but if you want me to post a message I am charging 3000 euro per anonymous message I need to make a living somehow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone just paid me €3000 euro to Post a messag for RedforDanger:
“I’d like to snog you. I'd like to snog you like I snog my phone whenever you post a new picture. I wank to you 8 times a day."
This was a true message from a dangerous (but safe) man. "
I hope you’re going to drink aaaaaall the cocktails with all that (slightly imaginary) cash, Lovely Lemon
Mystery message person - you could message me and I could do it for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone just paid me €3000 euro to Post a messag for RedforDanger:
“I’d like to snog you. I'd like to snog you like I snog my phone whenever you post a new picture. I wank to you 8 times a day."
This was a true message from a dangerous (but safe) man.
I hope you’re going to drink aaaaaall the cocktails with all that (slightly imaginary) cash, Lovely Lemon
Mystery message person - you could message me and I could do it for you "
I'm already d*unk on my imaginary cocktails. I've just ordered six labradorite puppies from the man in my head.
I'm sure he will take you up on that offer. He's very keen. I don't blame him.  |
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"Hiya lovey x
Please can you tell tastytasty he has inspired me to cook noodles at almost 12am because he's very tasty tasty and it made me so hungry.
Thanks hunni x
^ a special one for tasty tasty "
Well make yourself known I don’t bite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please note I'm going to bed now but if you want me to post a message I am charging 3000 euro per anonymous message I need to make a living somehow "
That’s at a lot of cock snot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone just paid me €3000 euro to Post a messag for RedforDanger:
“I’d like to snog you. I'd like to snog you like I snog my phone whenever you post a new picture. I wank to you 8 times a day."
This was a true message from a dangerous (but safe) man. "
I’m not saying I wrote this. Because I didn’t*…but if I had, I’d want a partial refund…even though I didn’t pay either
(* only the first 5 words) |
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This very sexy mate of mine asked me to pass on....
CoupleAfterDark:
I have bad thoughts when I look at your profile. Bad, baaaaad, delicious thoughts… |
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"Can you tell KinkyCouple that she's one resilient, intelligent and interesting woman. Definitely in my top 10 list of forumites and I would love a coffee with her in the local shopping shitty.
From a secret person who is very secretive."
Deal, but only when you have stopped spreading Plague from your nasal passages |
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Red for danger, my tasty mate has asked me to
tell you that it’s a shame about the distance, he would have loved to get to know you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This one has been so slow. Half the people in are UNLOS already…
Perhaps we’ll have to ressERECT the thread again tomorrow "
I’m here for the ressERECTion |
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By *iPythonMan
over a year ago
In my pants |
Message for RedforDanger
This gorgeous person says they love your boobs!
And they aren’t the only one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This very sexy mate of mine asked me to pass on....
CoupleAfterDark:
I have bad thoughts when I look at your profile. Bad, baaaaad, delicious thoughts…"
Oh you do?. Tell me moreee |
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Tinder and the beard.
A very sexy mate says she’d love to be the filling in your sandwich.
I bet I can guess what colour sauce will be on that very sexy sandwich. |
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"Incoming message from a very beautiful lady.
Please tell _eardedman7 that I may not have some loving for him, but I’ve something I’m sure he won’t be disappointed with "
Ooooh interesting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In to deliver |
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How does this work?? I’m in. Lol. |
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An incredible good look man has a message for little red
“Would you tell little red, she has me hot under the collar.” |
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"How does this work?? I’m in. Lol. "
Lol everybody who’s in has to give me a bj. |
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"How does this work?? I’m in. Lol.
Lol everybody who’s in has to give me a bj. "
This can be arranged |
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"An incredible good look man has a message for little red
“Would you tell little red, she has me hot under the collar.”"
Until you make yourself known I can't say whether you'd make me hot under my panties or not |
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"How does this work?? I’m in. Lol.
Lol everybody who’s in has to give me a bj.
This can be arranged "
Themes the rules. |
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