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Men who compare their dicks to a TV remote or a beer can
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"Have you guys ever thought how ridiculous you all look when posting such pictures? 
Makes for an utter cringefest for the women to see such ghastly sights."
This is why I always use a Pringles tube… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think some threads can have the same effect maybe? If people are happy with how they represent themselves then that's fine by me. Not all going to love every type of photo choice, some are amusing too and tongue in cheek  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some like the ridiculous. Some like the sublime. I once saw someone eat jelly on toast, and I'm still standing."
Better than you ever did? Looking like a true survivor? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you guys ever thought how ridiculous you all look when posting such pictures?
Makes for an utter cringefest for the women to see such ghastly sights.
This is why I always use a Pringles tube…"
I hope you eat the pringles first! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't mind it tbh
Gives a more accurate representation of their size instead of being told they're x inches when they're really y
Does that happen alot?"
Yes!
I've even had an experience where someone sent me pics of someone else's dick  |
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"Some like the ridiculous. Some like the sublime. I once saw someone eat jelly on toast, and I'm still standing.
Better than you ever did? Looking like a true survivor? "
Oh brilliant, that’ll be me singing that all afternoon now |
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"I don't mind it tbh
Gives a more accurate representation of their size instead of being told they're x inches when they're really y
Does that happen alot?
Yes!
I've even had an experience where someone sent me pics of someone else's dick "
Wow that's crazy! What's the point in that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't mind it tbh
Gives a more accurate representation of their size instead of being told they're x inches when they're really y
Does that happen alot?
Yes!
I've even had an experience where someone sent me pics of someone else's dick
Wow that's crazy! What's the point in that?"
I'd ask him but he got blocked a long time ago |
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"I don't mind it tbh
Gives a more accurate representation of their size instead of being told they're x inches when they're really y
Does that happen alot?
Yes!
I've even had an experience where someone sent me pics of someone else's dick
Wow that's crazy! What's the point in that?
I'd ask him but he got blocked a long time ago "
Don't blame you tbh.... all mine are real |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't mind it tbh
Gives a more accurate representation of their size instead of being told they're x inches when they're really y
Does that happen alot?
Yes!
I've even had an experience where someone sent me pics of someone else's dick
Wow that's crazy! What's the point in that?
I'd ask him but he got blocked a long time ago
Don't blame you tbh.... all mine are real"
Ok... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To be fair I saw a guy who had his next to one of those tall Sure cans of deodorant and it was literally a replica in size and girth.
Think he was only 20 as well - I saw him via a woman's veri and I think if you can prove something like that, theres gonna be size queen's that will jump in a taxi immediately |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why's the OP, supposedly a straight guy, oggling at pics if guys cocks..?"
To be fair they are everywhere. Forums, women's veris. Gotta check competition out too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To be fair I saw a guy who had his next to one of those tall Sure cans of deodorant and it was literally a replica in size and girth.
Think he was only 20 as well - I saw him via a woman's veri and I think if you can prove something like that, theres gonna be size queen's that will jump in a taxi immediately "
Cammo? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't mind it tbh
Gives a more accurate representation of their size instead of being told they're x inches when they're really y "
Plus if they took one next to their TV, they could always lie about the screen size.. |
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"I don't mind it tbh
Gives a more accurate representation of their size instead of being told they're x inches when they're really y
Does that happen alot?
Yes!
I've even had an experience where someone sent me pics of someone else's dick
Wow that's crazy! What's the point in that?"
Humans lie. Quelle surprise. |
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Our pet theory regarding posing a penis next to a remote is perhaps they are advertising what TV service/package they have or don't have ?? as the sex will no doubt be crap and so then you know what you'll be able to watch as they attempt to get a stiffy again ???? as for the Beer Mrs4 would steer well clear of anyone openly bragging they drink either Fosters/Carling and of course smelling sickly sweet with the choice of smellies can ?? and so they actually do us a favour ...sort of xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s there profile let them post what they like
Do you know what’s even more cringe fest
Is crisis and being judgemental off people who didn’t ask for it |
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"To be fair I saw a guy who had his next to one of those tall Sure cans of deodorant and it was literally a replica in size and girth.
Think he was only 20 as well - I saw him via a woman's veri and I think if you can prove something like that, theres gonna be size queen's that will jump in a taxi immediately
Cammo?"
Please don't say his name he might appear suddenly |
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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago
Calderdale innit |
"To be fair I saw a guy who had his next to one of those tall Sure cans of deodorant and it was literally a replica in size and girth.
Think he was only 20 as well - I saw him via a woman's veri and I think if you can prove something like that, theres gonna be size queen's that will jump in a taxi immediately
Cammo?
Please don't say his name he might appear suddenly "
Like candyman |
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"Have you guys ever thought how ridiculous you all look when posting such pictures?
Makes for an utter cringefest for the women to see such ghastly sights."
I prefer those with googly eyes glued on, tbh. |
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"I don't mind it tbh
Gives a more accurate representation of their size instead of being told they're x inches when they're really y
Does that happen alot?
Yes!
I've even had an experience where someone sent me pics of someone else's dick "
I've called a few guys who have sent someone else's dick pic to me, very easy to know if they do. Tineye  |
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"I don't mind it tbh
Gives a more accurate representation of their size instead of being told they're x inches when they're really y
Does that happen alot?
Yes!
I've even had an experience where someone sent me pics of someone else's dick
I've called a few guys who have sent someone else's dick pic to me, very easy to know if they do. Tineye "
Mine are real |
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"Have you guys ever thought how ridiculous you all look when posting such pictures?
Makes for an utter cringefest for the women to see such ghastly sights."
Rather see this than a close up of a bumhole. |
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"To be fair I saw a guy who had his next to one of those tall Sure cans of deodorant and it was literally a replica in size and girth.
Think he was only 20 as well - I saw him via a woman's veri and I think if you can prove something like that, theres gonna be size queen's that will jump in a taxi immediately
Cammo?
Please don't say his name he might appear suddenly "
Boo! It was me all along! Mwahaha |
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"I don't mind it tbh
Gives a more accurate representation of their size instead of being told they're x inches when they're really y
Does that happen alot?
Yes!
I've even had an experience where someone sent me pics of someone else's dick
Wow that's crazy! What's the point in that?"
They do it, I presume, because they aren't happy with what nature gave them and hope that if the ruse works the lady will fuck them anyway as they've made the effort etc. |
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"To be fair I saw a guy who had his next to one of those tall Sure cans of deodorant and it was literally a replica in size and girth.
Think he was only 20 as well - I saw him via a woman's veri and I think if you can prove something like that, theres gonna be size queen's that will jump in a taxi immediately "
Don't remember his profile name do you? Asking for a friend.... |
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"I don't mind it tbh
Gives a more accurate representation of their size instead of being told they're x inches when they're really y
Does that happen alot?
Yes!
I've even had an experience where someone sent me pics of someone else's dick
I've called a few guys who have sent someone else's dick pic to me, very easy to know if they do. Tineye
Mine are real"
I'm sure |
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"Have you guys ever thought how ridiculous you all look when posting such pictures?
Makes for an utter cringefest for the women to see such ghastly sights.
Rather see this than a close up of a bumhole."
100% !!! |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"Hmmm there are small and large pringles tubes, and different size remotes. Whatever floats your boat, it's all just a bit of fun."
Definitely a bit of fun and not at all cringey in fact, I'd love women to follow suit and do similar types of comparison pictures: their boobs a long side a large jug or their vagina next to a purse or 2 slices of beef |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Posting a thread to just to put others down is a bit cringey too 
I mean, it is par for the course on the forums. You just don’t often see men posting to put down other men."
It's not much different from most that would just word it slightly different, "does anyone think that..." type threads |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you guys ever thought how ridiculous you all look when posting such pictures?
Makes for an utter cringefest for the women to see such ghastly sights."
Lol OP, jealous of us Samsung extra large ones, whilst he's got a wee amazon firestick. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Posting a thread to just to put others down is a bit cringey too
I mean, it is par for the course on the forums. You just don’t often see men posting to put down other men.
It's not much different from most that would just word it slightly different, "does anyone think that..." type threads"
No I get that, the way he worded it though was a bit unfair. Throwing a dig at a group of guys to make himself look better kinda thing , is all I meant. |
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"Have you guys ever thought how ridiculous you all look when posting such pictures?
Makes for an utter cringefest for the women to see such ghastly sights.
Lol OP, jealous of us Samsung extra large ones, whilst he's got a wee amazon firestick. "
??? Samsung ones are very small in fact smaller than a fire stick with only 4 buttons
Or dose that remote not come with all Samsung TVs |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
I so want to do this now. It no remote or beer can (other canned beverages are available) for me; I want to use miniatures of landmarks, like the Eiffel Tower,the Leaning Tower of Pisa or the Empire State Building. |
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"I so want to do this now. It no remote or beer can (other canned beverages are available) for me; I want to use miniatures of landmarks, like the Eiffel Tower,the Leaning Tower of Pisa or the Empire State Building."
I still can't believe my previous idea of nipping into Clarks and using their foot measurer hasn't gained traction.... |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"I so want to do this now. It no remote or beer can (other canned beverages are available) for me; I want to use miniatures of landmarks, like the Eiffel Tower,the Leaning Tower of Pisa or the Empire State Building.
I still can't believe my previous idea of nipping into Clarks and using their foot measurer hasn't gained traction...."
This reminds me of a old joke... So you nip into Clarks, whip it out and stick it in the foot measurer; seeing this, the shop assistant exclaims "sir, that's not a foot!" You reply, "I know but it's a good 11 inches though" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you guys ever thought how ridiculous you all look when posting such pictures?
Makes for an utter cringefest for the women to see such ghastly sights.
Lol OP, jealous of us Samsung extra large ones, whilst he's got a wee amazon firestick.
??? Samsung ones are very small in fact smaller than a fire stick with only 4 buttons
Or dose that remote not come with all Samsung TVs "
Older ones are huge, proper foot long efforts. |
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"Have you guys ever thought how ridiculous you all look when posting such pictures?
Makes for an utter cringefest for the women to see such ghastly sights.
Lol OP, jealous of us Samsung extra large ones, whilst he's got a wee amazon firestick.
??? Samsung ones are very small in fact smaller than a fire stick with only 4 buttons
Or dose that remote not come with all Samsung TVs
Older ones are huge, proper foot long efforts."
Ok as the one I have is voice control and only has like 4 buttons on it ha ha |
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"Posting a thread to just to put others down is a bit cringey too
I mean, it is par for the course on the forums. You just don’t often see men posting to put down other men."
thats because most men are too busy wanking off to pics on here or having pretend chats with fake profiles |
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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago
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"I so want to do this now. It no remote or beer can (other canned beverages are available) for me; I want to use miniatures of landmarks, like the Eiffel Tower,the Leaning Tower of Pisa or the Empire State Building."
Can you imagine the real Blackpool tower in the background lol |
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Watching guys throw a fit over what is essentially some downright hilarious behaviour is a riot to see.
You could try impressing someone with your wits and your body before resorting to dick measuring contests. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Watching guys throw a fit over what is essentially some downright hilarious behaviour is a riot to see.
You could try impressing someone with your wits and your body before resorting to dick measuring contests. "
Some of those photos are done in jest. Others are simply lroviding a means of gauging size.
There's little point in moaning about it, especially as the behaviour doesn't affect you in the slightest.
It's like someone moaning about someone else's status update if it's negative.
The only person it affects, reflects and bears any relevance to is the person who posts it.
If you prefer to chat and woo women with devastating wit and amusing anecdotes then great. If you choose to display photos above the waist rather than below - also great.
If that's working for you then why does anything another guy worry you at all? Seriously curious?
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"Watching guys throw a fit over what is essentially some downright hilarious behaviour is a riot to see.
You could try impressing someone with your wits and your body before resorting to dick measuring contests. "
That's your approach OP and I'd never judge you for it not would I judge other on how they see fit to do things on here (withi the rules and regulations of fab that is) so why not live and let live?
Anyway I hope that your impressive wit and body has helped you get a conversation going with at least one person... |
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"Watching guys throw a fit over what is essentially some downright hilarious behaviour is a riot to see.
You could try impressing someone with your wits and your body before resorting to dick measuring contests. "
My dicks bigger than yourrrrr dick.
My ducks bigger than yourrrrrs
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"Watching guys throw a fit over what is essentially some downright hilarious behaviour is a riot to see.
You could try impressing someone with your wits and your body before resorting to dick measuring contests.
My dicks bigger than yourrrrr dick.
My ducks bigger than yourrrrrs
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There used to be a pretty big duck at the farm down the road, we always called him terry |
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"Have you guys ever thought how ridiculous you all look when posting such pictures?
Makes for an utter cringefest for the women to see such ghastly sights."
The problem is where do I put the batteries? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Comparing dick sizes to remotes and cans is nothing.
You've not seen guys with dicks that can support a FULL unopened can of Coke on them when they're fully hard.
Now THAT is impressive. |
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"Have you guys ever thought how ridiculous you all look when posting such pictures?
Makes for an utter cringefest for the women to see such ghastly sights.
The problem is where do I put the batteries? "
See that little hole just behind the dick? Slip two in there and you're good.    |
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