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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

As it’s Friday let’s have some fun

The fab hotel is reopen for tonight only your room number is your birthday

Who’s joining who ?

I’m in 17

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By *rsmith21zMan over a year ago

Peterborough

I'm in 22

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in room 9

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I'm in room 16

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please no one else be in 11 I want the bed to myself

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple over a year ago

chester

Mr is in 12 and I’m in 9!

If he snores, don’t be palming him off on me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Something on the ground floor with ice buckets in eye shot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm on 12 doors unlocked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mr is in 12 and I’m in 9!

If he snores, don’t be palming him off on me

I think there has been an issue with the booking, however as your Mrs is a stunner I don't mind sharing if she doesn't?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in room 666 away from all you lot practising witchcraft.

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By *izzy.Woman over a year ago

Stoke area

I'm in room 329 right at the end of the corridor

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By *heltenhamBiGuyMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Please no one else be in 11 I want the bed to myself "

Budge over mate!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in room 18.

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By *oxic1998Woman over a year ago

Belfast

I'm in room 14

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm in room 329 right at the end of the corridor

How does that work? Xx

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm in room 14

Close but not close enough!!

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

Number 4. I’ll have a snooze while I wait

Mrs m

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By *it4uMan over a year ago

Brighton / Eastbourne / SW France

I’m in room 6

Door is off the latch

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple over a year ago

chester

"Mr is in 12 and I’m in 9!

If he snores, don’t be palming him off on me

I think there has been an issue with the booking, however as your Mrs is a stunner I don't mind sharing if she doesn't? "

Thanks

is that to avoid his snoring ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please no one else be in 11 I want the bed to myself

Budge over mate!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mr is in 12 and I’m in 9!

If he snores, don’t be palming him off on me

Knock knock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*checks out to find somewhere else *

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By *ark.aitkenMan over a year ago

Newcastle

Who's gonna join me in room 69? I'll be on the bed waiting for a gorgeous pussy to straddle my face ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in 21,enter at your own risk

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By *ouple2playCouple over a year ago

Solihull

16 (Mrs), 02 (Mr)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh shit only just seen its your birthday date pahahahahaha

I'm in 8. FFS you better be quiet next door in 9

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Rm 69 for me......

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple over a year ago

chester

"Mr is in 12 and I’m in 9!

If he snores, don’t be palming him off on me

Knock knock "

Which room?

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By *rtyIanMan over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

29 doors open

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By *ellishornyMan over a year ago

surrey

I’m in room 7 door open and ready

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

Room 5 for me

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By *ark.aitkenMan over a year ago

Newcastle

"16 (Mrs), 02 (Mr)"

16 is just down a very long corridor. Should I do the walk of shame later x

Knock knock room 16...

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"16 (Mrs), 02 (Mr)"

So close to mrs xx can I knock on ?

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"Rm 69 for me......"

There’s always one !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mr is in 12 and I’m in 9!

If he snores, don’t be palming him off on me

Knock knock

Which room? "

Room 12 to talk footy in the first instance then room 9 to play naked twister and [redacted].

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Room 5 for me "

Damn!!! So close

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By *nly us 4448Couple over a year ago

London

22(me) 28 (hubby)

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By *ark.aitkenMan over a year ago

Newcastle

"Rm 69 for me......

There’s always one !!"

There is indeed! But such a lovely 69 to enjoy...;-)

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By *ellishornyMan over a year ago

surrey

I’m in 7 the wife’s in 8

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By *eybert77Man over a year ago

Ramsey

Room 28

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By *LFB.Woman over a year ago

Farnborough.

Room 31

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By *iss KinkWoman over a year ago

North West

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

"Room 5 for me

Damn!!! So close

Bugger! Well you know where I am

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Room 5 for me

Damn!!! So close

Bugger! Well you know where I am

Maybe it has an adjoining door?

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

"Room 5 for me

Damn!!! So close

Bugger! Well you know where I am

Maybe it has an adjoining door?

In my imagination it does now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in room 28

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By *aizyWoman over a year ago

west midlands

"I'm in room 28

And me, hello roomie!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in 21,enter at your own risk

I'm in Room 20. Is it you that's doing all that Screaming?

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By *izzy.Woman over a year ago

Stoke area

"I'm in room 329 right at the end of the corridor

How does that work? Xx"

You go to the 3rd floor and walk to the end of the corridor and knock on the door. Sadly someone sent me a pm and we've made a start on the minibar, so you are too late, unless you want to join us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in room 28

And me, hello roomie!

Hello roomie, what snacks shall we take?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mrs C

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By *oppet22TV/TS over a year ago

huddersfield

Am in 27

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Number 18

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By *nvincible ButterflyWoman over a year ago

LEEDS

Room 29 for me

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By *nterblueMan over a year ago

manchester

Room 23

All knockers welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please no one else be in 11 I want the bed to myself

Budge over mate!!

Room for another one!

Sorry Wonko

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm gonna lie about my age enough to get a skeleton key for all rooms

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"16 (Mrs), 02 (Mr)"
ooo I have a sexy room mate

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By *luecarpyMan over a year ago

rowtown

"Room 29 for me"
room 29 for me too let’s hope it’s a super king size bed

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By *ark.aitkenMan over a year ago

Newcastle

"Number 18

Knock knock knock....room service

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By *lackxroseCouple over a year ago

Toddington/Chalton

Hubby. room 7

Hotwife room 3

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By *ellishornyMan over a year ago

surrey

"Hubby. room 7

Hotwife room 3"
room 7 is starting to fill up now

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By *humper.Man over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Is there a dungeon? If not... 27. (I'll scroll up and see if I'm bunking in with anyone. Not checked)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Room 19,bed all to myself at the moment

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By *aizyWoman over a year ago

west midlands

"I'm in room 28

And me, hello roomie!

Hello roomie, what snacks shall we take? "

No biscuits, I hate crumbs in the bed

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By *mTheMrJMan over a year ago

Barry

I'll be checking into room 15 please

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

I'll be room 101

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"I'll be checking into room 15 please

I will be joining you

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'll be room 101"

That’s an odd date for a birthday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in room 28

And me, hello roomie!

Hello roomie, what snacks shall we take?

No biscuits, I hate crumbs in the bed

You have another roomie, 3 in a bed and the little one said.....

Mrs C

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'll be checking into room 15 please

I will be joining you"

Lucky guy xx next door to me if you get bored xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Number 18

Knock knock knock....room service

Fantastic the bed needs changing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fucking room 8 is BLEAK

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Fucking room 8 is BLEAK

Try the mini bar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Number 18

Knock knock knock....room service

Fantastic the bed needs changing

Room service is busy so I don’t know who that is

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

Am I sharing with anyone?

Room 4

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By *mTheMrJMan over a year ago

Barry

"I'll be checking into room 15 please

I will be joining you"

Good company is always appreciated

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fucking room 8 is BLEAK

Try the mini bar

I'm gonna put on the Tele and bang on the walls telling you all to keep it down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in room 28

And me, hello roomie!

Hello roomie, what snacks shall we take?

No biscuits, I hate crumbs in the bed

You have another roomie, 3 in a bed and the little one said.....

Mrs C "

We’ll see you all in room 28.. it’s getting a bit full

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By *abrina59TV/TS over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

In room 25 all dressed waiting see who sharing with.

My wife in room 14

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Am I sharing with anyone?

Room 4"

At last!!! I have a roomie

(Mrs m)

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By *KG12Couple over a year ago

Burnley

I'm in 31. Mrs in 11

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"Am I sharing with anyone?

Room 4

At last!!! I have a roomie

(Mrs m)"

That’s a hot room to be in can o change my birthday!!

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman over a year ago

Kent

I'm in 1

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fucking room 8 is BLEAK

Try the mini bar

I'm gonna put on the Tele and bang on the walls telling you all to keep it down "

Don’t worry we will check on you periodically and make sure you’re behaving yourself.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

"Am I sharing with anyone?

Room 4

At last!!! I have a roomie

(Mrs m)"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fucking room 8 is BLEAK

Try the mini bar

I'm gonna put on the Tele and bang on the walls telling you all to keep it down

Don’t worry we will check on you periodically and make sure you’re behaving yourself. "

You sure you're not just gonna try and catch me in the nude Mrs AD?

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By *ark.aitkenMan over a year ago

Newcastle

"Number 18

Knock knock knock....room service

Fantastic the bed needs changing

Any other services required mistress

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By *eard and BoobsCouple over a year ago

Portstewart

Could have room 2 or 10 depending whose birthday we use.

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

"Am I sharing with anyone?

Room 4

At last!!! I have a roomie

(Mrs m)"

If you hear a drilling noise from next door just ignore it

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Am I sharing with anyone?

Room 4

At last!!! I have a roomie

(Mrs m)

If you hear a drilling noise from next door just ignore it

Door’s open. Come on in and drill away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

11 is there room service?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Number 18

Knock knock knock....room service

Fantastic the bed needs changing

Any other services required mistress

That’ll be all at the minute thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm 7.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gosh I’m in room 23, is anyone coming to join me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not a huge fan of these, no one is ever in number 8

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By *MattyMan over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

Room 6 for me, hope my neighbours are loud lol

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By *osh blokeMan over a year ago

hereford

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"Not a huge fan of these, no one is ever in number 8

I know how you feel 17 always seems a very lonely room

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By *osh blokeMan over a year ago

hereford

I'm next door in 29...its pretty empty...can I join you.

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By *ellishornyMan over a year ago

surrey

"I'm 7. "
come in and enjoy the party

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By *ark.aitkenMan over a year ago

Newcastle

"Am I sharing with anyone?

Room 4

At last!!! I have a roomie

(Mrs m)

If you hear a drilling noise from next door just ignore it

Door’s open. Come on in and drill away

Did anyone order room service? I've been lurking in room 69 but it's right at the end of the hall so everyone is dragged into another room for fun before they get that far

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By *osh blokeMan over a year ago

hereford

I've arrived....let the fun begin...now where to start....

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By *helamontsCouple over a year ago

Edinburgh

21 and 22 for us ...

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By *rsmith21zMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"21 and 22 for us ..."

Oh hello sharing

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By *heonixrising500Man over a year ago

Barnsley

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By *ustintime69Man over a year ago

london

I’m 3….he says doing his best John Inman sashay!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do we share if we're the same date? I've spotted 2 other 28's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not a huge fan of these, no one is ever in number 8

Oh great, I get the man all the women want and I'm heterosexual...

Crack open the whisky and talk about better times?

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"Do we share if we're the same date? I've spotted 2 other 28's

Yes that’s the idea xx

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

"I'll be room 101

That’s an odd date for a birthday "

It is bit we live in hope

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By *akeanyoneMan over a year ago

25 and I have cakes

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Not a huge fan of these, no one is ever in number 8

Oh great, I get the man all the women want and I'm heterosexual...

Crack open the whisky and talk about better times?

I scrolled up so I could say “not all women - I don’t fancy him”. Sorry enjoy the whisky - lol

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By *ark.aitkenMan over a year ago

Newcastle

"Not a huge fan of these, no one is ever in number 8

Oh great, I get the man all the women want and I'm heterosexual...

Crack open the whisky and talk about better times?

I scrolled up so I could say “not all women - I don’t fancy him”. Sorry enjoy the whisky - lol "

Hi Misty. Wanna do the walk of shame to room 69? There's a very willing face waiting to be sat on x

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Room 26 anyone?

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man over a year ago

newport

"6"
Hope it’s a king size bed as I’m 6 as well

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By *ark.aitkenMan over a year ago

Newcastle

"Room 26 anyone?

I checked the hotel room planner and room 26 is reserved for kinky stuff I believe

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By *oby BestMan over a year ago

the shires

13 has always been my luck number … oh look an adjoining door , I wonder who is next door ….

It sounds like they are having fun xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not a huge fan of these, no one is ever in number 8

Oh great, I get the man all the women want and I'm heterosexual...

Crack open the whisky and talk about better times?

I don't drink, but I'll bring the Cluedo and hot chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not a huge fan of these, no one is ever in number 8

Oh great, I get the man all the women want and I'm heterosexual...

Crack open the whisky and talk about better times?

I scrolled up so I could say “not all women - I don’t fancy him”. Sorry enjoy the whisky - lol "

you're more than welcome to join us

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Hi Misty. Wanna do the walk of shame to room 69? There's a very willing face waiting to be sat on x

There is no room 69 !

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

Hi Misty. Wanna do the walk of shame to room 69? There's a very willing face waiting to be sat on x

There is no room 69 !"

I’ve already told him !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

42 feeling 24

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By *ames5169 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"42 feeling 24 "

Date of your birthday not age !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not a huge fan of these, no one is ever in number 8

Oh great, I get the man all the women want and I'm heterosexual...

Crack open the whisky and talk about better times?

I don't drink, but I'll bring the Cluedo and hot chocolate

Cluedos a great shout but you don't drink?!

Anyoneeeee else for room 8?! Hellloooooo?

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm in 69 with a party of 9

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Room 26 anyone?

I checked the hotel room planner and room 26 is reserved for kinky stuff I believe

That sounds fabulous

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By *lynJMan over a year ago

Morden

"Mr is in 12 and I’m in 9!

If he snores, don’t be palming him off on me

I think there has been an issue with the booking, however as your Mrs is a stunner I don't mind sharing if she doesn't? "

Number 12 is getting a bit crowded.

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Not a huge fan of these, no one is ever in number 8

Oh great, I get the man all the women want and I'm heterosexual...

Crack open the whisky and talk about better times?

I scrolled up so I could say “not all women - I don’t fancy him”. Sorry enjoy the whisky - lol

Hi Misty. Wanna do the walk of shame to room 69? There's a very willing face waiting to be sat on x

Sorry even if there was a room 69 (which there is not)!!

I’m currently in between 4 & 8

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not a huge fan of these, no one is ever in number 8

Oh great, I get the man all the women want and I'm heterosexual...

Crack open the whisky and talk about better times?

I scrolled up so I could say “not all women - I don’t fancy him”. Sorry enjoy the whisky - lol

Hi Misty. Wanna do the walk of shame to room 69? There's a very willing face waiting to be sat on x

Sorry even if there was a room 69 (which there is not)!!

I’m currently in between 4 & 8

Whatcha doing in our room now?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in Room 57 !

You know where I am

Sexy underwear and handcuffs and whips essential

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in Room 57 !

You know where I am

Sexy underwear and handcuffs and whips essential

Why so distant? Are you ashamed of us?

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By *ewBurtonMan over a year ago

Derby

27 here

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By *exyfungirl78Woman over a year ago

Colchester

I’m in room 26 ready and waiting

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"I’m in Room 57 !

You know where I am

I think these people in rooms 57, 69 and 101 must be in the hotel next door

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not a huge fan of these, no one is ever in number 8

Oh great, I get the man all the women want and I'm heterosexual...

Crack open the whisky and talk about better times?

I don't drink, but I'll bring the Cluedo and hot chocolate

Cluedos a great shout but you don't drink?!

Anyoneeeee else for room 8?! Hellloooooo?

Hey! I can be fun without drinking, honest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not a huge fan of these, no one is ever in number 8

Oh great, I get the man all the women want and I'm heterosexual...

Crack open the whisky and talk about better times?

I don't drink, but I'll bring the Cluedo and hot chocolate

Cluedos a great shout but you don't drink?!

Anyoneeeee else for room 8?! Hellloooooo?

Hey! I can be fun without drinking, honest

Look you're a great dude but your abs and penis don't work on me! And all I'm hearing is hook ups in every damn other room surrounding us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not a huge fan of these, no one is ever in number 8

Oh great, I get the man all the women want and I'm heterosexual...

Crack open the whisky and talk about better times?

I don't drink, but I'll bring the Cluedo and hot chocolate

Cluedos a great shout but you don't drink?!

Anyoneeeee else for room 8?! Hellloooooo?

Hey! I can be fun without drinking, honest

Look you're a great dude but your abs and penis don't work on me! And all I'm hearing is hook ups in every damn other room surrounding us

Hook ups are overrated anyway, we have cluedo! What more could you ask for?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not a huge fan of these, no one is ever in number 8

Oh great, I get the man all the women want and I'm heterosexual...

Crack open the whisky and talk about better times?

I don't drink, but I'll bring the Cluedo and hot chocolate

Cluedos a great shout but you don't drink?!

Anyoneeeee else for room 8?! Hellloooooo?

Hey! I can be fun without drinking, honest

Look you're a great dude but your abs and penis don't work on me! And all I'm hearing is hook ups in every damn other room surrounding us

Hook ups are overrated anyway, we have cluedo! What more could you ask for?

How many games of cluedo before I turn all Jack Nicholson though?

'All Cluedo and No Play Makes Mr32 a Dull Boy'

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Not a huge fan of these, no one is ever in number 8

Oh great, I get the man all the women want and I'm heterosexual...

Crack open the whisky and talk about better times?

I scrolled up so I could say “not all women - I don’t fancy him”. Sorry enjoy the whisky - lol

Hi Misty. Wanna do the walk of shame to room 69? There's a very willing face waiting to be sat on x

Sorry even if there was a room 69 (which there is not)!!

I’m currently in between 4 & 8

Whatcha doing in our room now?! "

I was invited!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not a huge fan of these, no one is ever in number 8

Oh great, I get the man all the women want and I'm heterosexual...

Crack open the whisky and talk about better times?

I scrolled up so I could say “not all women - I don’t fancy him”. Sorry enjoy the whisky - lol

Hi Misty. Wanna do the walk of shame to room 69? There's a very willing face waiting to be sat on x

Sorry even if there was a room 69 (which there is not)!!

I’m currently in between 4 & 8

Whatcha doing in our room now?!

I was invited!!!"

Thank you for taking us up on the offer. Would you like to be Miss Scarlet, Professor Plum or Mrs Peacock?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll be checking into room 15 please

You can have the sofa.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in room 28

And me, hello roomie!

Hello roomie, what snacks shall we take?

No biscuits, I hate crumbs in the bed

You have another roomie, 3 in a bed and the little one said.....

Mrs C

We’ll see you all in room 28.. it’s getting a bit full

Looks like we're having a party in our room, it's ok though as it's a family sized room

Bring snacks but not biscuits, we don't want crumbs in the bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in room 28

And me, hello roomie!

Hello roomie, what snacks shall we take?

No biscuits, I hate crumbs in the bed

You have another roomie, 3 in a bed and the little one said.....

Mrs C

We’ll see you all in room 28.. it’s getting a bit full

Looks like we're having a party in our room, it's ok though as it's a family sized room

Bring snacks but not biscuits, we don't want crumbs in the bed

I got the vodka

Mrs C

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Not a huge fan of these, no one is ever in number 8

Oh great, I get the man all the women want and I'm heterosexual...

Crack open the whisky and talk about better times?

I scrolled up so I could say “not all women - I don’t fancy him”. Sorry enjoy the whisky - lol

Hi Misty. Wanna do the walk of shame to room 69? There's a very willing face waiting to be sat on x

Sorry even if there was a room 69 (which there is not)!!

I’m currently in between 4 & 8

Whatcha doing in our room now?!

I was invited!!!

Thank you for taking us up on the offer. Would you like to be Miss Scarlet, Professor Plum or Mrs Peacock?

I think I’ll be Professor Plum, thank you. I’m all about the brains

. What are we drinking? Tea? Appletizer?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm on 12 doors unlocked"

Got room for a little one….

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

4th floor door number 69

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not a huge fan of these, no one is ever in number 8

Oh great, I get the man all the women want and I'm heterosexual...

Crack open the whisky and talk about better times?

I scrolled up so I could say “not all women - I don’t fancy him”. Sorry enjoy the whisky - lol

Hi Misty. Wanna do the walk of shame to room 69? There's a very willing face waiting to be sat on x

Sorry even if there was a room 69 (which there is not)!!

I’m currently in between 4 & 8

Whatcha doing in our room now?!

I was invited!!!

Thank you for taking us up on the offer. Would you like to be Miss Scarlet, Professor Plum or Mrs Peacock?

I think I’ll be Professor Plum, thank you. I’m all about the brains

. What are we drinking? Tea? Appletizer?"

Anything you want. Mr32 said he'd pick up the tab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not a huge fan of these, no one is ever in number 8

Oh great, I get the man all the women want and I'm heterosexual...

Crack open the whisky and talk about better times?

I scrolled up so I could say “not all women - I don’t fancy him”. Sorry enjoy the whisky - lol

Hi Misty. Wanna do the walk of shame to room 69? There's a very willing face waiting to be sat on x

Sorry even if there was a room 69 (which there is not)!!

I’m currently in between 4 & 8

Whatcha doing in our room now?!

I was invited!!!

Thank you for taking us up on the offer. Would you like to be Miss Scarlet, Professor Plum or Mrs Peacock?

I think I’ll be Professor Plum, thank you. I’m all about the brains

. What are we drinking? Tea? Appletizer?

Anything you want. Mr32 said he'd pick up the tab

Bring your damn own cordials and I'm Colonel Mustard thank you.

Worst. Vacation. Ever.

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Not a huge fan of these, no one is ever in number 8

Oh great, I get the man all the women want and I'm heterosexual...

Crack open the whisky and talk about better times?

I scrolled up so I could say “not all women - I don’t fancy him”. Sorry enjoy the whisky - lol

Hi Misty. Wanna do the walk of shame to room 69? There's a very willing face waiting to be sat on x

Sorry even if there was a room 69 (which there is not)!!

I’m currently in between 4 & 8

Whatcha doing in our room now?!

I was invited!!!

Thank you for taking us up on the offer. Would you like to be Miss Scarlet, Professor Plum or Mrs Peacock?

I think I’ll be Professor Plum, thank you. I’m all about the brains

. What are we drinking? Tea? Appletizer?

Anything you want. Mr32 said he'd pick up the tab

I think MR32 might leave in a strop in a minute

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not a huge fan of these, no one is ever in number 8

Oh great, I get the man all the women want and I'm heterosexual...

Crack open the whisky and talk about better times?

I scrolled up so I could say “not all women - I don’t fancy him”. Sorry enjoy the whisky - lol

Hi Misty. Wanna do the walk of shame to room 69? There's a very willing face waiting to be sat on x

Sorry even if there was a room 69 (which there is not)!!

I’m currently in between 4 & 8

Whatcha doing in our room now?!

I was invited!!!

Thank you for taking us up on the offer. Would you like to be Miss Scarlet, Professor Plum or Mrs Peacock?

I think I’ll be Professor Plum, thank you. I’m all about the brains

. What are we drinking? Tea? Appletizer?

Anything you want. Mr32 said he'd pick up the tab

Bring your damn own cordials and I'm Colonel Mustard thank you.

Worst. Vacation. Ever.

My my, someone's getting testy. Are we not having fun?

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By *ingerminx7913Woman over a year ago

North Shields

"20"

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not a huge fan of these, no one is ever in number 8

Oh great, I get the man all the women want and I'm heterosexual...

Crack open the whisky and talk about better times?

I scrolled up so I could say “not all women - I don’t fancy him”. Sorry enjoy the whisky - lol

Hi Misty. Wanna do the walk of shame to room 69? There's a very willing face waiting to be sat on x

Sorry even if there was a room 69 (which there is not)!!

I’m currently in between 4 & 8

Whatcha doing in our room now?!

I was invited!!!

Thank you for taking us up on the offer. Would you like to be Miss Scarlet, Professor Plum or Mrs Peacock?

I think I’ll be Professor Plum, thank you. I’m all about the brains

. What are we drinking? Tea? Appletizer?

Anything you want. Mr32 said he'd pick up the tab

I think MR32 might leave in a strop in a minute

I think you need to distract him to get him to stay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not a huge fan of these, no one is ever in number 8

Oh great, I get the man all the women want and I'm heterosexual...

Crack open the whisky and talk about better times?

I scrolled up so I could say “not all women - I don’t fancy him”. Sorry enjoy the whisky - lol

Hi Misty. Wanna do the walk of shame to room 69? There's a very willing face waiting to be sat on x

Sorry even if there was a room 69 (which there is not)!!

I’m currently in between 4 & 8

Whatcha doing in our room now?!

I was invited!!!

Thank you for taking us up on the offer. Would you like to be Miss Scarlet, Professor Plum or Mrs Peacock?

I think I’ll be Professor Plum, thank you. I’m all about the brains

. What are we drinking? Tea? Appletizer?

Anything you want. Mr32 said he'd pick up the tab

I think MR32 might leave in a strop in a minute

I think you need to distract him to get him to stay

No it's fine...I just...it's Rev Green in the kitchen with the spanner...

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Not a huge fan of these, no one is ever in number 8

Oh great, I get the man all the women want and I'm heterosexual...

Crack open the whisky and talk about better times?

I scrolled up so I could say “not all women - I don’t fancy him”. Sorry enjoy the whisky - lol

Hi Misty. Wanna do the walk of shame to room 69? There's a very willing face waiting to be sat on x

Sorry even if there was a room 69 (which there is not)!!

I’m currently in between 4 & 8

Whatcha doing in our room now?!

I was invited!!!

Thank you for taking us up on the offer. Would you like to be Miss Scarlet, Professor Plum or Mrs Peacock?

I think I’ll be Professor Plum, thank you. I’m all about the brains

. What are we drinking? Tea? Appletizer?

Anything you want. Mr32 said he'd pick up the tab

I think MR32 might leave in a strop in a minute

I think you need to distract him to get him to stay

No it's fine...I just...it's Rev Green in the kitchen with the spanner..."

Strip cluedo? Does that even work?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think MR32 might leave in a strop in a minute

I think you need to distract him to get him to stay

No it's fine...I just...it's Rev Green in the kitchen with the spanner...

Strip cluedo? Does that even work?"

We'll make it work! I'm sure Kinky Cluedo is a thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please no one else be in 11 I want the bed to myself

Budge over mate!!

Room for another one!

Sorry Wonko "

I left already

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not a huge fan of these, no one is ever in number 8

Oh great, I get the man all the women want and I'm heterosexual...

Crack open the whisky and talk about better times?

I scrolled up so I could say “not all women - I don’t fancy him”. Sorry enjoy the whisky - lol

Hi Misty. Wanna do the walk of shame to room 69? There's a very willing face waiting to be sat on x

Sorry even if there was a room 69 (which there is not)!!

I’m currently in between 4 & 8

Whatcha doing in our room now?!

I was invited!!!

Thank you for taking us up on the offer. Would you like to be Miss Scarlet, Professor Plum or Mrs Peacock?

I think I’ll be Professor Plum, thank you. I’m all about the brains

. What are we drinking? Tea? Appletizer?

Anything you want. Mr32 said he'd pick up the tab

I think MR32 might leave in a strop in a minute

I think you need to distract him to get him to stay

No it's fine...I just...it's Rev Green in the kitchen with the spanner...

Strip cluedo? Does that even work?"

The amount of fucking games we will need to play to fill the evening I guess every time you get a clue right you can ask someone to remove an item...

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By *ornyhun69Woman over a year ago

Wales

I'm in 21

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

"I'll be room 101

That’s an odd date for a birthday

It is bit we live in hope"

OK if you insist I'll settle for 22

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By *B69Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

Room 20 with adjoining rooms

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

Would appear my birthday a good date .considering my beautiful neighbours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in Room 57 !

You know where I am

Sexy underwear and handcuffs and whips essential

Why so distant? Are you ashamed of us?"

Lol no

Never

But you all might be ashamed of me

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By *interfoxWoman over a year ago

maesteg

I'm in 15

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By *cented flowerWoman over a year ago

Some where over the rainbow!

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By *lueeyes3082Man over a year ago

nr kettering

"Room 31"

Looks like we sharing a room lol hope you don't mind ?? x 31 also

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who’s nicked my handcuffs

Cmon own up

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By *lues eyesMan over a year ago

tiverton

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By *lueeyes3082Man over a year ago

nr kettering

"I'm 7. "

Sneaking out of room 31 to knock on room 7 ??

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

"As it’s Friday let’s have some fun

The fab hotel is reopen for tonight only your room number is your birthday

Who’s joining who ? How many rooms has the hotel got and is there a swimming pool and hot tub

I’m in 17"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

27 here and no snorers please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in 15 "

Me too

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By *mTheMrJMan over a year ago

Barry

"I'm in 15

Me too

That's 4 of us so far

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By *eah BabyCouple over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Wills in 2, I’m in 7 or we could join them together and go with 27

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple over a year ago

chester

Has the OP done a spreadsheet?

Any empty rooms?

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By *ophisticatsCouple over a year ago

Southampton

We’re in the restaurant in the corner by the window guessing who is up for what…

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