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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
Tom is no fan of Oz and here's another reason why. Reports that a 5 year old boy was playing in the back yard near the pool and a ten foot long python dragged him into the pool and coiled around the little boy in an attempt to constrict and drown him. He was rescued by his father and grandfather and it was a narrow escape. The dad explained to the boy that these snakes are not poisonous yet incredibly dangerous.
Glad it's not in Toms back yard. It's all over the news |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A python grabs you and then tries to crush and drown you and dad says son they are incredibly dangerous...no shit dad?!"
It's a 5 year old boy he's explaining it to.
You never tell a child the oven is hot after they burn their fingers touching it?
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"Tom is no fan of Oz and here's another reason why. Reports that a 5 year old boy was playing in the back yard near the pool and a ten foot long python dragged him into the pool and coiled around the little boy in an attempt to constrict and drown him. He was rescued by his father and grandfather and it was a narrow escape. The dad explained to the boy that these snakes are not poisonous yet incredibly dangerous.
Glad it's not in Toms back yard. It's all over the news "
It would certainly make your eyes water Tom if it was in your back yard. The python was 10 feet long. You would be walking funny also.  |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
Evie usually posts the link but she is failing in her duties. This story was one of the most read on the BBC.
So the evil 10ft python lays in wait and attacks a 5 year old and wraps his tentacles around the child and takes him into the swimming pool to drown him and only luck saved the day and the father says, "This is Australia Son".
Tom is speechless and the dad set the bugger free .. the snake and not the child . |
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"Evie usually posts the link but she is failing in her duties. This story was one of the most read on the BBC.
So the evil 10ft python lays in wait and attacks a 5 year old and wraps his tentacles around the child and takes him into the swimming pool to drown him and only luck saved the day and the father says, "This is Australia Son".
Tom is speechless and the dad set the bugger free .. the snake and not the child . "
Tom, I don’t know what’s worse about Australia, the poisonous murdering criminal buggers or the animals. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The interesting thing is that the dad set the serpent free .. but what if that evil serpent attacks another child.. ?"
He’s got the taste now! And snakes being sneaky and sly I reckon he’s gonna be out to get the ones who are onto him first…
Watch your back, Tom! |
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"So many Tom cliches in a single post- i'm overwhelmed 
Gotta love Tom  "
We need a Tom cliche bingo sweepstake- low score for 'its all over the news' and high score for the often present 'poisonous' snake |
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"Evie usually posts the link but she is failing in her duties. This story was one of the most read on the BBC.
So the evil 10ft python lays in wait and attacks a 5 year old and wraps his tentacles around the child and takes him into the swimming pool to drown him and only luck saved the day and the father says, "This is Australia Son".
Tom is speechless and the dad set the bugger free .. the snake and not the child . "
Omg! Now we've got snakes with tentacles!! Those bloody mad scientists with their genetic experiments.   |
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My son had snakes as a teen . Various sizes and temperaments . A pair of red tailed boas he bred . A very nasty Albino python called Shitface ! He wasn’t allowed to get them out if he was alone as he wasn’t very big lad.
He had 7 in total in his room. The king snakes were always escaping, one was found and taken to Heathrow lmao as they thought it was a Black mamba 
He still has his first snake a royal python 30 years later . |
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Did anyone see the picture of the Burmese pythons that escaped out of a bedroom window and managed to get across the roof into the neighbours bedroom down south I think happened in the summer my advice if ya neighbours have a snake keep windows shut |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The boy was probably very relieved it wasn't poisonous... "
There's no such thing as a poisonous snake.
Snakes canbe venomous, not poisonous.
A poisonous animal can only kill you if you eat it. |
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"The boy was probably very relieved it wasn't poisonous...
There's no such thing as a poisonous snake.
Snakes canbe venomous, not poisonous.
A poisonous animal can only kill you if you eat it."
Don't even try....we do this every time ET posts a snake story |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I get bears, rattlesnakes, black widow spider, brown recluse spiders, coyotes and many others. Human beings are just stupid to thier surroundings . You can't blame the animal for their instincts. Here is a hint... Don't be dumb take the precautions.
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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"I get bears, rattlesnakes, black widow spider, brown recluse spiders, coyotes and many others. Human beings are just stupid to thier surroundings . You can't blame the animal for their instincts. Here is a hint... Don't be dumb take the precautions.
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Where do you stand on Condoms?
It sounds to Tom that in certain parts of Oz that even going to the pool in your back yard is like a game of Russian Roulette and it's not a game that Tom wants to play. |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"Tom is no fan of Oz and here's another reason why. Reports that a 5 year old boy was playing in the back yard near the pool and a ten foot long python dragged him into the pool and coiled around the little boy in an attempt to constrict and drown him. He was rescued by his father and grandfather and it was a narrow escape. The dad explained to the boy that these snakes are not poisonous yet incredibly dangerous.
Glad it's not in Toms back yard. It's all over the news "
did you ever see the episode with Steve irwin going in the whole after a very large snake and trying to pull it out? |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
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"Tom is no fan of Oz and here's another reason why. Reports that a 5 year old boy was playing in the back yard near the pool and a ten foot long python dragged him into the pool and coiled around the little boy in an attempt to constrict and drown him. He was rescued by his father and grandfather and it was a narrow escape. The dad explained to the boy that these snakes are not poisonous yet incredibly dangerous.
Glad it's not in Toms back yard. It's all over the news did you ever see the episode with Steve irwin going in the whole after a very large snake and trying to pull it out? "
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
Tom remembers watching old black and white cowboy films from the wild west with granny sat on a rocking chair on the porch outside the homestead with a shotgun as she protected her grandchildren playing happily outside. Imagine having a swimming pool in your garden and having to be on permanent high alert in case a python is laying in wait to eat your children. It's emerging that these buggers can swim and are prepared to coil around a child before taking it into a pool to constrict the breathing and do a death roll. They are no better than crocodiles and we all know about their behaviour.
Just one of the reasons that Tom has no love of Oz |
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"Tom remembers watching old black and white cowboy films from the wild west with granny sat on a rocking chair on the porch outside the homestead with a shotgun as she protected her grandchildren playing happily outside. Imagine having a swimming pool in your garden and having to be on permanent high alert in case a python is laying in wait to eat your children. It's emerging that these buggers can swim and are prepared to coil around a child before taking it into a pool to constrict the breathing and do a death roll. They are no better than crocodiles and we all know about their behaviour.
Just one of the reasons that Tom has no love of Oz"
They are better than crocodiles as they can climb trees....then wait for passing old ladies before they fire their poison death rays at them and steal their pensions |
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"Tom is no fan of Oz and here's another reason why. Reports that a 5 year old boy was playing in the back yard near the pool and a ten foot long python dragged him into the pool and coiled around the little boy in an attempt to constrict and drown him. He was rescued by his father and grandfather and it was a narrow escape. The dad explained to the boy that these snakes are not poisonous yet incredibly dangerous.
Glad it's not in Toms back yard. It's all over the news "
Only 2 snakes in the world are poisonous. Theres loads that are venomous though. Massive difference. Poison is ingested, venom is injected |
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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago
wirral |
"Dangerous buggers.
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They have been doing things like this for years Tom.
I remember reading this book and it said that a talking snake told this woman to eat an apple and she did even though the owner of the apple tree said dont. Caused all sorts of problems.
Just be glad they dont talk anymore. |
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