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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well mines not flat thats for sure lol
nor mine 
Mine makes an ideal shelf for extra Christmas cards  "
can you come stand in my living room corner then?  |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
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"Well mines not flat thats for sure lol
nor mine
Mine makes an ideal shelf for extra Christmas cards
can you come stand in my living room corner then? "
i'll put tinsel on aswell to look festive |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well mines not flat thats for sure lol
nor mine
Mine makes an ideal shelf for extra Christmas cards
can you come stand in my living room corner then? i'll put tinsel on aswell to look festive "
Ooh I love a ledge can rest a pint on it and Uve got my attention   |
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"Mine's got its own orbiting moons and somewhat of a wobble."
I just looked at your profile for a laugh and if we are going to make a galactic comparison to your truly amazing rear then surely it would have to be a "black hole" .....
[Please pardon the sense of humor...  ] |
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Yes it has definitely got plenty of gravitational pull from where I am.
And lets just move swiftly on from any conversation on the rings around "Uranus".......... OK: I'm sorry: I'm a child of the 70's.....Too many Carry On films. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"all bums are curvy - yet to see a straight one  "
No that's not strictly true.
There are women who have quite flat bums, like an elephants bum, and there are women who have rounded bums similar to the Kenny Everett sketch of him dressing up like Rod Stewart.
I'm a Kenny Everett sketch kind of bum, like a victorian bustle |
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"all bums are curvy - yet to see a straight one
No that's not strictly true.
There are women who have quite flat bums, like an elephants bum, and there are women who have rounded bums similar to the Kenny Everett sketch of him dressing up like Rod Stewart.
I'm a Kenny Everett sketch kind of bum, like a victorian bustle "
Yep.... and that "Kenny bum" shape can make a grown man cry with joy when attached to the right woman... |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"Where are all the curvy ass women about been a while since seen few nice butts!
So c'mon ladies lets see the goods "
Do you log on here with your eyes closed?
* Adds mine to the list * |
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"Where are all the curvy ass women about been a while since seen few nice butts!
So c'mon ladies lets see the goods
Do you log on here with your eyes closed?
* Adds mine to the list *"
Pass the custard please |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"Where are all the curvy ass women about been a while since seen few nice butts!
So c'mon ladies lets see the goods
Do you log on here with your eyes closed?
* Adds mine to the list *
Pass the custard please "
You after another bribe? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Where are all the curvy ass women about been a while since seen few nice butts!
So c'mon ladies lets see the goods
Do you log on here with your eyes closed?
* Adds mine to the list *"
Well urs has def opened my eyes ooooft |
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