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The offense is caused when you make it offensive. There is no need, and nothing wrong with being a wokey snowflake. It's a title I embrace wholeheartedly, because the alternative is, well...
From this day forth, I declare Twix the official snack of wokey snowflakes. Especially the white chocolate ones. |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"Which do you prefer I’m sure some wokey snowflake somewhere will take offence to this question and throw abuse ??
Let’s see ??"
All chocolate bars are beautiful. But if I had to choose between twin and Kit Kat, it would be a star bar, fry’s Turkish delight and a flake. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Either a king size twix or a kitkat…2 fingers, 4 fingers or a chunky
Not fussy
Take any sized finger won't ya Jae x"
There's a five finger kit kat pic on our profile.
And yes. It's real. They did a Ltd edition a fair few years back. 
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"No ethical consumption under capitalism
Oh jeez, put your Morning Star down and pick already. Twix or KitKat.
I'm with you, OP. These bloody lefty snowflakes  "
The OP sets them up, some of them will hit them out of the park |
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"No ethical consumption under capitalism
Oh jeez, put your Morning Star down and pick already. Twix or KitKat.
I'm with you, OP. These bloody lefty snowflakes
The OP sets them up, some of them will hit them out of the park "
"Batter up!" |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Il stick to penguins
You will if you lick them.
It's the cold weather in the antarctic that causes that.
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Sorry - that was meant to be smiley faces in appreciation of the joke! "
Don't worry. No offence taken.
Tbh that gag deserved a couple of eye rolls.....
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"Il stick to penguins
You will if you lick them.
It's the cold weather in the antarctic that causes that.
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Sorry - that was meant to be smiley faces in appreciation of the joke!
Don't worry. No offence taken.
Tbh that gag deserved a couple of eye rolls.....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Twix because it's not made by a corporation that bottles water in already deprived areas making them pay for it. But that's just my wokey snowflake opinion |
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"White Twix.
Am I the only person that doesn't like Kitkat Chunky? They're like a Yorkie bar that's gone wrong. And Yorkie bars are pants! "
Don’t like kitkat chunky but do like the salted caramel ones. |
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"I used to work with a lady and her nickname was Kitkat , can’t think why lol ????"
We met a really odd woman on holiday & called her kitkat…. She actually got ‘Kit Kat’ tattooed on her arm when she returned home!!
Long story, weird holiday! |
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"Wokey snowflake should actually BE a chocolate bar... it would be my favourite if was...
It would probably consist of white chocolate.. dessicated coconut...creamy stuff... and a wafer
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Sounds like a white chocolate mocha |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I used to work with a lady and her nickname was Kitkat , can’t think why lol ????
We met a really odd woman on holiday & called her kitkat…. She actually got ‘Kit Kat’ tattooed on her arm when she returned home!!
Long story, weird holiday! "
Maybe she'd had a terrible accident working on a deli counter at Tesco and lost her thumbs.... 
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I'm very partial to Kit Kat but why, oh why, do they use such low melting point chocolate on them?
Totally impractical away from a fridge on even a fairly mild day.
I've often wondered if they do a special version for tropical markets. |
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"Which do you prefer I’m sure some wokey snowflake somewhere will take offence to this question and throw abuse ??
Let’s see ??"
Definitely Kit Kat all day everyday.
Why would a Wokey snowflake take offence? And what is a wokey snowflake? Sounds like a cereal bar. |
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"I’m the weird one that will drink coffee using a kitkat as a straw. Don’t bother starting as I know it’s completely bonkers. Do prefer a twin though something about the caramel and biscuit. "
Can do this with a twix as well!
I'm the weird one who actually liked the ruby chocoalte kit-kits. |
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I used to be quite partial to a KitKat™. But then I met someone who did the unthinkable with one, leaving me cognitively scarred.
It's a Twix for me. I like how I can bite the caramel off first from one end to the other like a Willy Wonka conveyor belt, and then nibble on the biscuit with that satisfying crunch. |
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Kit Kat every time. I wouldn't eat a twix if it was given to me. Crap chocolate, tasteless biscuit and the caramel doesn't taste of anything but sugar.
The inner soft bit of a KitKat is made from mushed up broken KitKats.
That's a truly virtuous chocolate biscuit. |
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"Which do you prefer I’m sure some wokey snowflake somewhere will take offence to this question and throw abuse ??
Let’s see ??"
Will you cheer up if someone moans about immigrants or students or people on benefits or something? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Which do you prefer I’m sure some wokey snowflake somewhere will take offence to this question and throw abuse ??
Let’s see ??
Will you cheer up if someone moans about immigrants or students or people on benefits or something?"
It's the damn elderly that get my back up, walking around with their sticks like they own the place! (Shakes fist at window) |
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"Which do you prefer I’m sure some wokey snowflake somewhere will take offence to this question and throw abuse ??
Let’s see ??
Will you cheer up if someone moans about immigrants or students or people on benefits or something?
It's the damn elderly that get my back up, walking around with their sticks like they own the place! (Shakes fist at window)"
They do own the place, damn property hoarders |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Which do you prefer I’m sure some wokey snowflake somewhere will take offence to this question and throw abuse ??
Let’s see ??
Will you cheer up if someone moans about immigrants or students or people on benefits or something?
It's the damn elderly that get my back up, walking around with their sticks like they own the place! (Shakes fist at window)
They do own the place, damn property hoarders"
Exactly! Enjoy that 5 bedroom detached house Joyce, how much was it again? PITTANCE! |
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"Which do you prefer I’m sure some wokey snowflake somewhere will take offence to this question and throw abuse ??
Let’s see ??
Will you cheer up if someone moans about immigrants or students or people on benefits or something?
It's the damn elderly that get my back up, walking around with their sticks like they own the place! (Shakes fist at window)
They do own the place, damn property hoarders
Exactly! Enjoy that 5 bedroom detached house Joyce, how much was it again? PITTANCE!"
Less than I spent on avocado soy lattes this week, that's for sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Either a king size twix or a kitkat…2 fingers, 4 fingers or a chunky
Not fussy "
Ye but king size is now what a regular was , and a regular is what a snack size was ....applies in a lot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I LOVE biting the ends off a Twix stick and sucking my coffee through it. It's a fine art timing it right so that it doesn't melt in your hand before you can get it in your mouth. |
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